Lexie Fields-Austin
@lexiefa.bsky.social
I would kill to have a glass of complimentary wine while in the airport lounge but I’ve been on heavy duty Tylenol/advil for weeks and my stupid catastrophizing brain is telling me I’ll get stomach ulcers and immediate liver damage if I deign mix them.
October 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I would kill to have a glass of complimentary wine while in the airport lounge but I’ve been on heavy duty Tylenol/advil for weeks and my stupid catastrophizing brain is telling me I’ll get stomach ulcers and immediate liver damage if I deign mix them.
happy wisdom teeth removal to me
October 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
happy wisdom teeth removal to me
Joked to the boy an hour ago that we’re 5th on the upgrade list out of zero seats available and look at how far we’ve come.
September 22, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Joked to the boy an hour ago that we’re 5th on the upgrade list out of zero seats available and look at how far we’ve come.
She’s so pretty!!
September 22, 2025 at 3:58 AM
She’s so pretty!!
SOS I just bought this reformation dress for $11 at goodwill and it’s literally perfect for a wedding I have coming up next month please applaud
September 22, 2025 at 3:50 AM
SOS I just bought this reformation dress for $11 at goodwill and it’s literally perfect for a wedding I have coming up next month please applaud
Update: it rained sideways for one day, was cloudy for two more, then we had picture perfect weather the last three days!
September 8, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Update: it rained sideways for one day, was cloudy for two more, then we had picture perfect weather the last three days!
everything that's wrong with the current real estate market in one screenshot 🙃
May 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM
everything that's wrong with the current real estate market in one screenshot 🙃
Can you guess which days I’m supposed to go camping? 🙃 I don’t want to literally freeze in a tent!!
April 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Can you guess which days I’m supposed to go camping? 🙃 I don’t want to literally freeze in a tent!!
I’m so proud of these silly photos (and also the baking I did) but the instagram people don’t seem to feel the same way I do 😭
April 1, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I’m so proud of these silly photos (and also the baking I did) but the instagram people don’t seem to feel the same way I do 😭
Guess when I have a work trip! If you guessed the coldest day in the middle of a freak polar storm you’d be correct 🙃
February 17, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Guess when I have a work trip! If you guessed the coldest day in the middle of a freak polar storm you’d be correct 🙃
They’re starting to look like dogs and less like potatoes 😭😭
February 17, 2025 at 7:05 PM
They’re starting to look like dogs and less like potatoes 😭😭
look at themmmmm 😭😭😭😭
February 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
look at themmmmm 😭😭😭😭
I cannot handle themmmmmm
February 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I cannot handle themmmmmm
Please send help how am I supposed to post the boy’s cake on social media 😭
January 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Please send help how am I supposed to post the boy’s cake on social media 😭
I’m down to two and my gut is telling me it’s the white crowned sparrow. Do not recommend getting deep into birds when you turn 30 because it will take over your life
December 15, 2024 at 4:53 PM
I’m down to two and my gut is telling me it’s the white crowned sparrow. Do not recommend getting deep into birds when you turn 30 because it will take over your life
Have y’all ever gone down the rabbit hole trying to Id a sparrow species? I took this photo thinking this guy was a house sparrow but he’s very clearly not but there’s 42 other species of sparrow he could be 😤
December 15, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Have y’all ever gone down the rabbit hole trying to Id a sparrow species? I took this photo thinking this guy was a house sparrow but he’s very clearly not but there’s 42 other species of sparrow he could be 😤
I saw wicked on broadway in 2006 when I was 13 and these are the only two photos I have of the whole thing 😅
November 24, 2024 at 5:27 PM
I saw wicked on broadway in 2006 when I was 13 and these are the only two photos I have of the whole thing 😅
We get the same guys (possibly literally the same ones) down in arizona in winter :)
November 24, 2024 at 2:00 AM
We get the same guys (possibly literally the same ones) down in arizona in winter :)
I so badly need a bigger lens for better birb photography but I’m already using a $600 one and the next step up is like $2,400 😭😭 I just want to be able to view birbs from a safe distance!
November 24, 2024 at 12:53 AM
I so badly need a bigger lens for better birb photography but I’m already using a $600 one and the next step up is like $2,400 😭😭 I just want to be able to view birbs from a safe distance!
Being a short woman is the bane of my existence. A 5k + an hour birding walk + household chores all for 2060 calories?? Frankly that’s just rude
November 11, 2024 at 5:42 AM
Being a short woman is the bane of my existence. A 5k + an hour birding walk + household chores all for 2060 calories?? Frankly that’s just rude
I thought I was having visitors this weekend but they cancelled last minute so now I’ve got this entire focaccia I have to eat by myself 😮💨
November 9, 2024 at 3:35 PM
I thought I was having visitors this weekend but they cancelled last minute so now I’ve got this entire focaccia I have to eat by myself 😮💨