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Lexi H
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Or, perhaps it's because the GGs' junk food binges only affect their overall mass, but leave the ladies with their trim figures.
The purpose of this function? A mystery.

These quick-witted cryptids may have most of the world fooled as they parade as normal humans, but I'm onto them...
January 18, 2025 at 10:04 AM
☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️
Though unnecessarily rude, there's no arguing the fact that he seemed to have no issue actually pulling the pedicab without the girls in it.
How could this be?
Perhaps it's just another Kirk quirk.
January 18, 2025 at 10:04 AM
☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️
We open on Kirk taking the ladies for a spin in his brand new business scheme, Stars Hollow's first pedicab.
He's visibly struggling to cart the girls, at first seemingly due to his weak physique.
However, the second the GGs jump off the cab, he speeds away at a steady clip.
January 18, 2025 at 10:04 AM
☕️☕️☕️☕️
How could I believe these blue-eyed beauties are aliens from a strange dimension?
Well, as I watched the cold open of S4E17 during my yearly GG binge, it dawned on me.
If you don't recall what occurred in the opening of this particular ep, don't worry.
Let me jog-or rather, cycle-your memory.
January 18, 2025 at 10:04 AM
☕️☕️☕️
However, this paired with the fact that neither of the Lorelais enjoy exercising or doing much of anything one could define as health-oriented, it's a mystery how they could achieve their killer figures and healthy glow. You could chalk it up to great metabolism, but I have another theory...
January 18, 2025 at 10:04 AM
☕️☕️
It's a well-proven fact that the two main Gilmore ladies enjoy a diet of mostly highly-processed sugary foods, pizza, candy, and of course: coffee, coffee, coffee.
And more power to them! It's one of their great quirks that make them the characters we know and love.
January 18, 2025 at 10:04 AM
☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️
Or, perhaps it's because the GGs' junk food binges only affect their overall mass, but leave the ladies with their trim figures.
The purpose of this function? A mystery.

These quick-witted cryptids may have most of the world fooled as they parade as normal humans, but I'm onto them...
January 18, 2025 at 9:55 AM
☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️
Though unnecessarily rude, there's no arguing the fact that he seemed to have no issue actually pulling the pedicab without the girls in it.
How could this be?
Perhaps it's just another Kirk quirk.
January 18, 2025 at 9:55 AM
☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️
We open on Kirk taking the ladies for a spin in his brand new business scheme, Stars Hollow's first pedicab.
He's visibly struggling to cart the girls, at first seemingly due to his weak physique.
However, the second the GGs jump off the cab, he speeds away at a steady clip.
January 18, 2025 at 9:55 AM
☕️☕️☕️☕️
How could I believe these blue-eyed beauties are aliens from a strange dimension?
Well, as I watched the cold open of S4E17 during my yearly GG binge, it dawned on me.
If you don't recall what occurred in the opening of this particular ep, don't worry.
Let me jog-or rather, cycle- your memory.
January 18, 2025 at 9:55 AM
☕️☕️☕️
However, this paired with the fact that neither of the Lorelais enjoy exercising or doing much of anything one could define as health-oriented, it's a mystery how they could achieve their killer figures and healthy glow. You could chalk it up to great metabolism, but I have another theory...
January 18, 2025 at 9:55 AM
☕️☕️
It's a well-proven fact that the two main Gilmore ladies enjoy a diet of mostly highly-processed sugary foods, pizza, candy, and of course: coffee, coffee, coffee.
And more power to them! It's one of their great quirks that make them the characters we know and love.
January 18, 2025 at 9:55 AM