every time i look away my brain Mandela Effects some gravy in

look, i mean, if we’re talking about presidents and slurs you could probably buy a house at TODAY’s prices if you put a swear jar in the nixon white house

chris hardwick, too. if you’re gonna be the pro woman comedy guy you can’t ALSO be a danger to women!!

it turns out if you’re the Premium Reliable Hot Tub Guy and every hot tub you sell leaks fucking water everywhere, you probably will lose some claim to your title of Premium Reliable Hot Tub Guy. this shouldn’t be hard to grasp!!

the other thing with him was, he was ON A FEMINIST ARC. his last special before The Fall talked about how men are a menace to women, and there was still some problematic misogyny in there but we have a tendency to forgive a man who’s trying.

BUT NOT IF IT TURNS OUT HE’S A PREDATOR.

it’s been like a week and a half & i’m still fucking raging.

and the implication that queer and trans people are too fucking fragile and sheltered to be professional ?!?

and that’s on top of the head of security telling me my (largely trans) staff wouldn’t be able to handle “rougher” audiences because they’ll “say the wrong thing”

as if none of us has ever been misgendered before!??

also lecturing me that i need more straight staff bc i’m not representing enough of our audience lol like i’m sorry, you never lecture anyone that they need MORE queers, only less 🤔

oh my

“making” “art” (hitting my younger brother with a stick until be draws a passable pikachu i can put my name on)

also the miranda and jack romances are my favourites, my warring space wives are forever in my heart

the mass effect trilogy is probably my favourite video game series ever made, apologies to sonic 2 and 3 but you had a good run. anyway so what i’m asking is, how is andromeda? i’ve not heard good things.

“anyone in power can’t be extreme”

great stuff.

ooof 😔 not a vibe.

nothing sweet about THAT hereafter.