Liam Kirkaldy
@liamkirkaldy.bsky.social
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Comms and freelance journalism. Bylines in the FT, Guardian, the Times, Big Issue, the Herald, Scotsman etc. Still trying to convince the people of Nigeria to forgive Dundee United.
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liamkirkaldy.bsky.social
The fight itself is significant, but what's even more significant is what the fight says about my enemies
danigaravelli.bsky.social
I like English degrees and I like apprenticeships. But which one is better? Only one way to find out: FIGHT.
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danigaravelli.bsky.social
Pitting English degrees against apprenticeships is so facile and reductive but everything has to be pitted against something else nowadays We live in the age of the zero-sum game.
liamkirkaldy.bsky.social
I suppose you never know who's been on a journey and who's always believed it, but just now feels liberated to write it publicly
liamkirkaldy.bsky.social
Stephen Daisley's journey from funny blogs during the indyref to this stuff is really quite something
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dov.bsky.social
As Charli XCX and Taylor Swift are both descendants of the Scottish diaspora, this is actually a continuation of the Highland-Lowland divide, the eternal struggle between the Gael and the Gall, and as such
liamkirkaldy.bsky.social
I said no, because our bus was just down the road. He came back 5 mins later and threw an umbrella to us out his window. He was on the other side of the road so had to get it past a lane of traffic. Hannah watched on, rain hitting her face, chuckling. Presumably laughing at how weird people can be.
liamkirkaldy.bsky.social
Lot of judgement for taking a toddler home through a storm this evening. Naturally she refused to wear either her hood or have top of the pram up. Sat there cackling to herself at the rain, while I got looks. A private hire stopped & asked if we were ok (offered to cancel his job to take us)... 1/2
liamkirkaldy.bsky.social
I'd say the similarities with Dundee were reasonably limited though
liamkirkaldy.bsky.social
I went to Nablus years ago - amazing place. Load of people tried to get me to come have dinner with them - though I had to say no because I didn't speak any Arabic and realised how awkward the chat would be
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stephenwattpoet.bsky.social
Happy #NationalPoetryDay 📕 I have chosen the shortest poem in my book ‘Barbed Halo’ to share with you as it fits nicely with this most sinister of months. Viva October!
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hughrbrechin.bsky.social
a spokesman for BrewDog said 'this is the one thing we didn't want to happen'
an excerpt from the National article reading 'the National reported in April this year that in a bid to help keep tree saplings alive by keeping deer out BrewDog erected a perimeter fence, but instead actually trapped the animals inside'
liamkirkaldy.bsky.social
I have to say I am ashamed of a lot of you. I thought we had moved past the point where we shame people simply for cutting the half time orange.
liamkirkaldy.bsky.social
Did anyone ask why his dog shakes while it takes a shit? Hope its ok!
liamkirkaldy.bsky.social
The former leader of Reform in Wales has admitted taking bribes to make statements in support of Russia. This should be a massive story

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ceej.online
ceej @ceej.online · Jun 27
spending hours a day sucking the vacuum hose against my belly for as long as I can endure in preparation for the day I need to plug the missing door hole on a transatlantic flight
liamkirkaldy.bsky.social
Hey everyone, I'm reporting live from the new national seagull summit - there are so many seagulls here. They're pecking and biting at me. Why did we convene all these seagulls for talks? What did we think we would learn from this? It's just me trapped in a room with 10,000 seagulls.
liamkirkaldy.bsky.social
I see a lot of people laughing about the Jeremy Corbyn - Zahra Sultana fallout, all of it overplayed in my view. In years to come this will be seen as a hiccup in Your Party's rise to dominance. Why? Corbyn is simply too good at winning over internal party critics to let this escalate.
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thehell.zone
my favorite subgenre of Halloween decoration is “skeleton of things that absolutely do not have skeletons”
several SnailBonez™️ skeleton snails with a skull for a shell that actually look pretty sick but I mean, several OctoBonez™️ brand octopus skeletons on a shelf along with a SpiderBonez™️ spider skeleton
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liamkirkaldy.bsky.social
My latest column, about a seagull I found oddly captivating, as well as other seagulls I have seen in the past. There wasn't space to cover all the seagulls I have interacted with, because the column is meant to be about football, but it has a few seagulls www.nutmegmagazine.co.uk/issue-37/tan...
A screenshot of the piece
liamkirkaldy.bsky.social
My latest column, about a seagull I found oddly captivating, as well as other seagulls I have seen in the past. There wasn't space to cover all the seagulls I have interacted with, because the column is meant to be about football, but it has a few seagulls www.nutmegmagazine.co.uk/issue-37/tan...
A screenshot of the piece
liamkirkaldy.bsky.social
Touched hands with the woman working at the supermarket checkout, so unfortunately that means I will need to marry her now. The other option would be to flee the country and start over again somewhere else, but I think I need to do the right thing.
liamkirkaldy.bsky.social
My piece on seagulls, football, and overcoming our own anxieties. I'd like to make it clear I wrote this before seagulls entered the parliament yesterday (metaphorically) - though oddly it does cover both Douglas Ross and seagulls
nutmegmagazine.bsky.social
How can seagulls be causing so much division?

Only a few weeks ago loving chants of “SeaGULL! Sea-GULL!! Sea-GULL!!!” were ringing out across Tannadice.

Probably just as well Douglas Ross wasn't running the line that night.

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www.nutmegmagazine.co.uk/issue-37/tan...
The seagull has landed | Nutmeg Magazine
An avian intruder on the Tannadice pitch summoned vicarious trauma and enriched what was already a surreal European night.
www.nutmegmagazine.co.uk
liamkirkaldy.bsky.social
I had hoped to divide them so they'd focus their ire at each other rather than me
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kenchengceo.bsky.social
would you still work for me if I were a worm?
I only ask one question in job interviews. 

"Would you still work for me if I were a worm?"

If they say yes, I make them prove it. 

I go to my closet and get my human-sized worm costume. 

The candidate watches me crawl inside it. 

I lie on the floor below their chair, gently moving my tail from side to side.

I stare up at them in silence, waiting for them to speak while wriggling.

This usually lasts 15-20 minutes until they get freaked out and leave. 

If a candidate says no, I hire them immediately.

You're an idiot if you would work for a worm.

They can't speak or run a business.

You should only work for human bosses.