Rebecca
@libertyunderpants.bsky.social
A turtle and a dog and cheese.
She/her
She/her
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You have an ace in the hole? Well, I hope you don't get an infection.
December 4, 2025 at 11:35 PM
You have an ace in the hole? Well, I hope you don't get an infection.
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i do not think therefore i do not am
December 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
i do not think therefore i do not am
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You all have no idea how many of you i've had to temporarily mute tonight for getting excessive political doom into my feed
Stop it. You're shitposters.
✨REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE🪄✨
Stop it. You're shitposters.
✨REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE🪄✨
December 4, 2025 at 11:45 PM
You all have no idea how many of you i've had to temporarily mute tonight for getting excessive political doom into my feed
Stop it. You're shitposters.
✨REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE🪄✨
Stop it. You're shitposters.
✨REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE🪄✨
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Is eating canned ravioli a cry for help?
December 5, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Is eating canned ravioli a cry for help?
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Blue got his first real haircut.💙
December 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Blue got his first real haircut.💙
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ferris bueller is a christmas movie
December 5, 2025 at 12:43 AM
ferris bueller is a christmas movie
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Every walk is a fart walk
December 5, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Every walk is a fart walk
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i’ll scratch your back you scratch mi- ow hey get your cat off me
December 5, 2025 at 1:02 AM
i’ll scratch your back you scratch mi- ow hey get your cat off me
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I dunno man, santa says he's the one who invented coca cola
December 5, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I dunno man, santa says he's the one who invented coca cola
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im a little christmas boy
December 5, 2025 at 1:28 AM
im a little christmas boy
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I constantly forget that he only has one ear, or rather that it is abnormal for a cat to only have one ear. that's just my baby, he has the correct number of ears and this is how all cats look
December 4, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I constantly forget that he only has one ear, or rather that it is abnormal for a cat to only have one ear. that's just my baby, he has the correct number of ears and this is how all cats look
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You haven’t met your deductible, Charlie Brown
December 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
You haven’t met your deductible, Charlie Brown
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What if it happened this week
December 4, 2025 at 8:02 PM
What if it happened this week
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work slower not mo-er
December 4, 2025 at 8:20 PM
work slower not mo-er
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don’t hate me bc i’m beautiful
December 4, 2025 at 8:37 PM
don’t hate me bc i’m beautiful
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Happy Birthday (Observed) to the uncontested KING Jonathan The Tortoise, estimated to be 192 years old
192 MORE YEARS! 192 MORE YEARS!
192 MORE YEARS! 192 MORE YEARS!
December 4, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Happy Birthday (Observed) to the uncontested KING Jonathan The Tortoise, estimated to be 192 years old
192 MORE YEARS! 192 MORE YEARS!
192 MORE YEARS! 192 MORE YEARS!
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the socks stay on during sex (as protection from my toenails)
December 4, 2025 at 9:45 PM
the socks stay on during sex (as protection from my toenails)
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Dick Van Dyke??? ok well Cunt Truck Homo
December 4, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Dick Van Dyke??? ok well Cunt Truck Homo
Meep adored Speedy but Speedy thought Meep was the devil incarnate.
December 3, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Meep adored Speedy but Speedy thought Meep was the devil incarnate.
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going viral the old fashioned way (going door to door and screaming)
December 3, 2025 at 3:28 PM
going viral the old fashioned way (going door to door and screaming)
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The only mushroom gravy I'm interested in trying has psilocybin in it
December 3, 2025 at 3:41 PM
The only mushroom gravy I'm interested in trying has psilocybin in it
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It sucks when your selective memory ends up selecting the ones you never wanted.
December 3, 2025 at 4:19 PM
It sucks when your selective memory ends up selecting the ones you never wanted.
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I still kiss my wife on the lips when she's sick because I hope that shit will kill me.
December 3, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I still kiss my wife on the lips when she's sick because I hope that shit will kill me.
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drinking la croix with a krazy straw to spice things up
December 3, 2025 at 6:54 PM
drinking la croix with a krazy straw to spice things up