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I Farted on Mitt Romney in September of 2021

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I Farted on Mitt Romney in September of 2021 @libsarebrainrot.bsky.social · Sep 3

Fighting for the patriarchy in 2025 is the most mediocre man-baby shit. "Biologically men are made to go hunt down mammoths while women take care of the kids." Mother fucker you're not hunting mammoth.

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I Farted on Mitt Romney in September of 2021 @libsarebrainrot.bsky.social · 7h

Do you guys know how high blood pressure can go?

At least 241/159.

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I Farted on Mitt Romney in September of 2021 @libsarebrainrot.bsky.social · 1d

BREAKING NEWS: Man invents fictional scenario and then gets angry about it.

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I Farted on Mitt Romney in September of 2021 @libsarebrainrot.bsky.social · 1d

lmao "Where does it end?" Anti-aging procedures? Gender-affirming care for cis folks? Treating childhood cancers? Reconstruction from horrific accidents? How long will these so-called "doctors" go on making people feel comfortable in the one short life they'll ever have? The fucking humanity!

Time is not. @ndillo.bsky.social · 1d

Where does it end? Treatments on demand for those who feel self conscious about aging, or don’t feel manly enough?
We both know our healthcare system is a disaster. Which brings this right back to the main point - Elections have real, life and death consequences. Please vote wisely, not emotionally.

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I Farted on Mitt Romney in September of 2021 @libsarebrainrot.bsky.social · 2d

Same with a bi gf.

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I Farted on Mitt Romney in September of 2021 @libsarebrainrot.bsky.social · 3d

Theo Von, Joe Rogan, and Andrew Schultz is the ultimate no-win "Fuck, marry, kill".

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I Farted on Mitt Romney in September of 2021 @libsarebrainrot.bsky.social · 3d

For reference:

@radiofreetom.bsky.social "If we were living under fascism, none of you would be here daring to post things. You'd be erasing your social media accounts and keeping your head down; you'd know that peacocking your faux-bravery on a network would expose you to being disappeared. You have no idea what "fascism" really means."

I Farted on Mitt Romney in September of 2021 @libsarebrainrot.bsky.social · 3d

@libsarebrainrot.bsky.social uses meme! It's super effective! @radiofreetom.bsky.social is confused! @radiofreetom.bsky.social hurts itself in its confusion!

100 gamer points. Achievement unlocked. Blocked by a staff writer at The Atlantic!

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I Farted on Mitt Romney in September of 2021 @libsarebrainrot.bsky.social · 3d

Are you saying this because we're not in the Fascisme region of France? Is this just sparkling authoritarianism to you?

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I Farted on Mitt Romney in September of 2021 @libsarebrainrot.bsky.social · 4d

I'm not sure anyone has ever seen Amber Tamblyn and Emily Vancamp in the same room is all I'm saying.

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I Farted on Mitt Romney in September of 2021 @libsarebrainrot.bsky.social · 5d

Chuck Schumer can read *this* pole.

Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 5d

CHUCK SCHUMER: "Nobody reads the polls better than Donald Trump."

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I Farted on Mitt Romney in September of 2021 @libsarebrainrot.bsky.social · 5d

Chuck Schumer can read *this* pole.

I Farted on Mitt Romney in September of 2021 @libsarebrainrot.bsky.social · 5d

The Ring (2002) is a movie about how having children ruins your life.

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I Farted on Mitt Romney in September of 2021 @libsarebrainrot.bsky.social · 7d

Kitten hanging from a horizontal rope. Bottom text: it can only good happen.

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acab rangoon @mid-skeets.bsky.social · 8d

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I Farted on Mitt Romney in September of 2021 @libsarebrainrot.bsky.social · 9d

What if we put him in a X2: X-Men United-style Magneto cell and every time someone unironically says "mitochondrial challenges" we inject him with a turkey baster of iron?