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Corey $LastName
@lifesahaskell.bsky.social
Software Developer | He/Him Building tomorrow’s legacy software —today!

Nostradumbass of southern, MN

God is on a bender rn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptX2ilHYpCk
Little dude is cozy-maxing. No one has been as cozy as him.
December 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I will say it’s nice to be home with this little fella.
December 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
December 3, 2025 at 7:57 PM
This is embarrassing and also unsurprising. I mean, I had a fuckin mental breakdown after misreading a certain song while I was already on the verge of cracking.
December 3, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Sorry @wtyppod.com, all glory goes to @iwriteok.bsky.social and his cult leader-esque charisma
December 3, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Rate the cheesesteak. Caveat it has mushrooms which may or may not be disqualifying.
November 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Pig butt going back in after 4 hours covered.
November 22, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Starting off strong with a pallet jack and giant liquid storage tank, for all your unusually large liquid storage needs.
November 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Merry Christmas folks. Idk why I continue to receive these in the mail but it’s always a delight to see what we can find.
November 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
November 5, 2025 at 3:40 AM
JJKM is about as subtle as a hammer.
November 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
The White House has predictably failed to properly account for DST in their stupid “24-themed” shutdown clock.
November 2, 2025 at 2:26 PM
November 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Anyone else having this problem? No voicemails in the list, but the notification bubble says “41”.
October 23, 2025 at 11:51 PM
A podcast about this would go hard.
October 18, 2025 at 5:24 AM
It’s under new ownership now but it’s still good.
October 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I like cloth cushions even though they get gross if you use them in a sweaty situation.

Granted you really should use earbuds in those situations.

I got a pair of KZ ZSTs on Amazon a few years ago and they’re solid IEM style buds for cheap ($20 pre tariffs).
October 5, 2025 at 12:11 AM
October 4, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Enough talk about “medbeds” I wanna talk about learning beds.
October 4, 2025 at 1:45 AM
October 4, 2025 at 1:12 AM
October 3, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Yeah so magic is actually just dead.
September 29, 2025 at 3:48 PM
September 27, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I’ve been trying to get more use out of this guy so I’ve been practicing every day for like 15-30 minutes. Mostly just doing blues scales.
September 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
This keeb got me all sorts of fucked up. Normally I'm in the 110-120's.
September 26, 2025 at 4:27 AM