Corey $LastName
@lifesahaskell.bsky.social
Software Developer | He/Him Building tomorrow’s legacy software —today!
Nostradumbass of southern, MN
God is on a bender rn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptX2ilHYpCk
Nostradumbass of southern, MN
God is on a bender rn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptX2ilHYpCk
When are they gonna fire this guy for squandering billions on dumb shit no one wants.
December 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
When are they gonna fire this guy for squandering billions on dumb shit no one wants.
I need to pawn this house onto some other schmuck and buy something made closer to this century.
December 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I need to pawn this house onto some other schmuck and buy something made closer to this century.
Was it a company or department-wide reply all? Otherwise there’s usually good reason to imo.
December 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Was it a company or department-wide reply all? Otherwise there’s usually good reason to imo.
He’s already nationalizing an Intel and a bunch of energy and mining companies, might as well.
December 4, 2025 at 4:54 PM
He’s already nationalizing an Intel and a bunch of energy and mining companies, might as well.
Ozempic for free and Kei cars for all.
December 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Ozempic for free and Kei cars for all.
The answer is: cold.
December 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
The answer is: cold.
What really needs to be investigated is the state of the Hanna-Barbera cartoons. What horrors do they have to tell?
December 4, 2025 at 3:19 PM
What really needs to be investigated is the state of the Hanna-Barbera cartoons. What horrors do they have to tell?
This is embarrassing and also unsurprising. I mean, I had a fuckin mental breakdown after misreading a certain song while I was already on the verge of cracking.
December 3, 2025 at 6:41 PM
This is embarrassing and also unsurprising. I mean, I had a fuckin mental breakdown after misreading a certain song while I was already on the verge of cracking.
Lean to the point of 1 person teams?
December 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Lean to the point of 1 person teams?
An economy built upon children’s screams doesn’t sound half bad tbh. That shit grows on trees.
Little sunshine over here could power a city block for a month in the matter of an afternoon.
Little sunshine over here could power a city block for a month in the matter of an afternoon.
December 3, 2025 at 1:59 AM
An economy built upon children’s screams doesn’t sound half bad tbh. That shit grows on trees.
Little sunshine over here could power a city block for a month in the matter of an afternoon.
Little sunshine over here could power a city block for a month in the matter of an afternoon.
Block heaters come standard in Canadian vehicles. And ever since I discovered that I’ve always been flabbergasted as to why we haven’t taken that approach.
December 2, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Block heaters come standard in Canadian vehicles. And ever since I discovered that I’ve always been flabbergasted as to why we haven’t taken that approach.
I’m mostly wondering what the vibes are like. Current job pays meh and I’m a team of 1 right now.
December 2, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I’m mostly wondering what the vibes are like. Current job pays meh and I’m a team of 1 right now.
Mf over here acting like he’s never wanted a coat bath or master roksn in his life.
December 2, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Mf over here acting like he’s never wanted a coat bath or master roksn in his life.
Mr @dfeldman.org must have gotten to you.
December 2, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Mr @dfeldman.org must have gotten to you.
Is it better than regular rooster sauce?
December 1, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Is it better than regular rooster sauce?