Handsome Bigfoot Lawyer
@lighterfandango.bsky.social
I am not a lawyer. Nor am I a bigfoot. Handsome is subjective. Also I drank all the throwing wine
What one? I didn't see it and I also didnt like it and then like it again on the alt and then bookmark it
November 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
What one? I didn't see it and I also didnt like it and then like it again on the alt and then bookmark it
I've never had a dream about a straight person because I've seen one in real life
November 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I've never had a dream about a straight person because I've seen one in real life
So, I sort of get it. It sucks to feel less than, especially for something you can't really control. But also everyone needs to chill out, it's okay to be less popular than someone else. And also also, some of the guys complaining about it have like 5x the followers I do so like...
November 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
So, I sort of get it. It sucks to feel less than, especially for something you can't really control. But also everyone needs to chill out, it's okay to be less popular than someone else. And also also, some of the guys complaining about it have like 5x the followers I do so like...
I don't know how I'm expected to fuck that one, but I guess I'll give it a try
November 12, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I don't know how I'm expected to fuck that one, but I guess I'll give it a try
That's funny, tequila usually does that to me
November 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
That's funny, tequila usually does that to me
It's always the ones you least suspect...
November 12, 2025 at 5:16 PM
It's always the ones you least suspect...
Reposted by Handsome Bigfoot Lawyer
... My Living Doll was a huge disaster for a lot of reasons, not the least of which was the male lead's (alleged) meth addiction. Reportedly, he didn't know his doctor was giving him meth injections, he assumed it was just normal sheep sperm.
November 12, 2025 at 5:11 PM
... My Living Doll was a huge disaster for a lot of reasons, not the least of which was the male lead's (alleged) meth addiction. Reportedly, he didn't know his doctor was giving him meth injections, he assumed it was just normal sheep sperm.
Supposedly he was such a frequent customer of theirs that on the day of his funeral all the brothels of Paris closed so the prostitutes could properly mourn him
November 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Supposedly he was such a frequent customer of theirs that on the day of his funeral all the brothels of Paris closed so the prostitutes could properly mourn him
It is now
November 12, 2025 at 4:42 PM
It is now
I bet Victor Hugo made a couple
November 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I bet Victor Hugo made a couple
Because they're rich, and they're used to interacting with people who HAVE to parse their nonsense emails. It's part power play, part laziness
November 12, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Because they're rich, and they're used to interacting with people who HAVE to parse their nonsense emails. It's part power play, part laziness
Bluesky has participated in the Blastoise trend on Twitter, but is the discourse one that we're ready to have the conversation about?
November 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Bluesky has participated in the Blastoise trend on Twitter, but is the discourse one that we're ready to have the conversation about?
I don't know what it all meeeeeeeeans
November 12, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I don't know what it all meeeeeeeeans
I feel like Laura's face really gives away how she feels about it
November 12, 2025 at 6:21 AM
I feel like Laura's face really gives away how she feels about it
Plus it's Electric type
November 12, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Plus it's Electric type
I have books of logic puzzles that I solve for fun, but trying to figure out if a party is gonna be the kind where I should wear a harness or not is just an absolute fucking nightmare
November 12, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I have books of logic puzzles that I solve for fun, but trying to figure out if a party is gonna be the kind where I should wear a harness or not is just an absolute fucking nightmare
I think I have exposed myself as being simply too old for this event
November 12, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I think I have exposed myself as being simply too old for this event
My, "I DO NOT PEPPER SPRAY CHILDREN" shirt has people, etc etc
November 12, 2025 at 4:48 AM
My, "I DO NOT PEPPER SPRAY CHILDREN" shirt has people, etc etc
It's yours if you licked it
November 12, 2025 at 4:29 AM
It's yours if you licked it
Come over here and say that
November 12, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Come over here and say that
Damn. I was going for "owner of a small town dairy farm who needs the help of a big city business person to save his failing business from getting taken over by a soulless corporation, and, in exchange, will teach them the true meaning of the Christmas"
November 11, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Damn. I was going for "owner of a small town dairy farm who needs the help of a big city business person to save his failing business from getting taken over by a soulless corporation, and, in exchange, will teach them the true meaning of the Christmas"
Thank you 😌
November 11, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Thank you 😌