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Lightning Chris
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Ex This. That & The Other. Red Wine. Rock n Roll. Real Ale. Lancashire by Birth. Wirral by Postcode. Nottingham at Heart. "Stick it where it Fucking Well Hurts"
Well. @angrybri.bsky.social Hopefully @percytoplis.bsky.social has peeled himself of the ceiling & his blood pressure has dropped to normal levels. I can now reveal a colleague owes me 20 quid as I predicted 4-1 to us. I bet @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social ... is crying into his beige supper.
December 8, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Farmer up in court on a drink driving charge and the copper giving evidence against him #snooker
December 7, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was the additional charge for steak.
December 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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After a spare Adult and child ticket for Saturday. Harry's had really shitty few months and want to cheer him up after the week he's had

Hit me up in the DM department and please share away till your little blue hearts content 💙

#UTFT
December 3, 2025 at 9:21 PM
@percytoplis.bsky.social I think I've found @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social 's secret Twitter account!
December 3, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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We are in trouble aren’t we
December 2, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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"That would be an ecumenical matter"
November 29, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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The 1975 are Coldplay for those that don't like flavours stronger than milk
November 29, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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Pope to be even more aggressive in second Ashes Test…
November 29, 2025 at 12:24 PM
On No. Mani. WTF!! RIP... 😪😪
November 20, 2025 at 6:36 PM
@bsrg1.bsky.social ... WHAT A WAY TO DO IT!!! Made up for you Mate!!! 2 SPECTACULAR finishes to wrap it up!!
November 18, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Tree-ring dating has revolutionised our understanding of the age of ancient buildings. A house in Norwell (Notts) which was thought to be 18th century turned out to be 14th century.

To find out more about dendrochronology please join us on 25 Nov:

www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/dating-anc...
November 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Alright. Who's idea was it to give @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social another forum to plague us with bad food & worse half & half scarves? @percytoplis.bsky.social @danfriedkinscp.bsky.social @iggypopbarker.bsky.social @seanrostron.bsky.social
November 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Well @percytoplis.bsky.social @iggypopbarker.bsky.social @seanrostron.bsky.social @danfriedkinscp.bsky.social Whats the odds on our mate 'Wooly' @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social being a founder member of 'The Huyton Fatties'?
October 31, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Born this day, Harry Gregg. A man who climbed back into a burning plane and rescued a baby and a mother. Plus god knows what else he did and witnessed at the end of that Munich runway. A special kind of hero.
October 27, 2025 at 10:01 AM
I see @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social is still over on the other platform masquarading as a Chef. Heres his half time snack. @percytoplis.bsky.social @danfriedkinscp.bsky.social @iggypopbarker.bsky.social @seanrostron.bsky.social
October 26, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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"It's uncanny..."
via Susan Atwell
October 15, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Leaving the ECHR would allow the State Pension, the Minimum Wage, Sick Pay, Maternity Pay, Paid Holiday and working hour limits to all be abolished.

They would make hundreds of billions from this.

That is what they want.
October 5, 2025 at 4:41 PM
WTAF is all this Prem Refs suddenly narrating decisions over the PA like it's a stoppy starty gane like Egg Chasing & the NFL which are stoppy starty games. Football is meant to be fluid and exciting. I know loads of Yanks own clubs now but stop stealing our game @percytoplis.bsky.social
August 30, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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A melting circus peanut in a piss yellow cotton candy wig.
August 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM