Jaxson Dart's reaction was priceless.

And whoever passed her to the point where she is a junior. That essay would have been unacceptable from a freshman!

That trade looks worse and worse by the day.

I don't think that Nine is the guy.

They need to get him out of the game. How much worse would their backup be at this point?

Honestly, having him still being in fighting shape this late in the season is a minor miracle.

I've never gotten a particularly good answer, but I do wonder if the risks of bacterial contamination are different based on whether or not a bird was commercially slaughtered vs a bird slaughtered at home. This was more common in the past and might have required a different safely standard.