TRUMP IRKED BY 97% BAD PRESS REPORTS
Donald Trump is beginning to preach
He learned lessons that he’d like to teach
..he’d like to impress
..that he gets such Bad Press
& now he has to cancel Free Speech.
#FreedomOfSpeech #FreeSpeech #TrumpIsAGlobalLaughingStock #fcc
TRUMP IRKED BY 97% BAD PRESS REPORTS
Donald Trump is beginning to preach
He learned lessons that he’d like to teach
..he’d like to impress
..that he gets such Bad Press
& now he has to cancel Free Speech.
#FreedomOfSpeech #FreeSpeech #TrumpIsAGlobalLaughingStock #fcc
TRUMP CAVES TO CHINA IN TARIFFS WAR
Donald Trump must have had quite enough
With his bullying and acting so tough
..but we cannot ignore
..in the Trump Tariffs War
China won by just calling his bluff.
#TrumpTariffs #ChinaTrade #trumpcaved #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
TRUMP CAVES TO CHINA IN TARIFFS WAR
Donald Trump must have had quite enough
With his bullying and acting so tough
..but we cannot ignore
..in the Trump Tariffs War
China won by just calling his bluff.
#TrumpTariffs #ChinaTrade #trumpcaved #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
SCARY RESULTS FROM TRUMP PHYSICAL
Donald Trump would like to appear
As a man who is driven by fear
..so his doctor’s declaring
..that there was a “scaring”
Not a “scarring” on the top of his ear.
#TrumpPhysical #TrumpStockMarketCrash #TrumpTariffs #TrumpIsUnfit
SCARY RESULTS FROM TRUMP PHYSICAL
Donald Trump would like to appear
As a man who is driven by fear
..so his doctor’s declaring
..that there was a “scaring”
Not a “scarring” on the top of his ear.
#TrumpPhysical #TrumpStockMarketCrash #TrumpTariffs #TrumpIsUnfit
VP VANCE THREATENS DENMARK
Vice President Vance from a Military base
Says that Denmark is not keeping pace
..so he makes the demand
..we’ll be taking Greenland
So you better get out of this place!
#JDVance #Vance #GreenlandNotForSale #Denmark #greenlanders
VP VANCE THREATENS DENMARK
Vice President Vance from a Military base
Says that Denmark is not keeping pace
..so he makes the demand
..we’ll be taking Greenland
So you better get out of this place!
#JDVance #Vance #GreenlandNotForSale #Denmark #greenlanders
PETE HEGSETH IS A WANNABE CRUSADER
The reason we’re feeling betrayed
Is the poor judgment Pete Hegseth displayed
..he shared secrets of the scheme
..with a War Planning Team
& got tattoos for the next Trump Crusade.
#PeteHegseth #HegsethMustResign #signalgate #Crusades #whiskeyleaks
PETE HEGSETH IS A WANNABE CRUSADER
The reason we’re feeling betrayed
Is the poor judgment Pete Hegseth displayed
..he shared secrets of the scheme
..with a War Planning Team
& got tattoos for the next Trump Crusade.
#PeteHegseth #HegsethMustResign #signalgate #Crusades #whiskeyleaks
TRUMP DECLARES RUSSIAN VICTORY
Donald Trump maybe breaking the news
With an offer Putin cannot refuse
..he’ll declare with a grin
..A TOTAL RUSSIAN WIN
That Ukraine was destined to lose.
#RussiaUkraineWar #UkraineRussianWar #TrumpPutinsUsefulidiot
#PutinsPuppet
TRUMP DECLARES RUSSIAN VICTORY
Donald Trump maybe breaking the news
With an offer Putin cannot refuse
..he’ll declare with a grin
..A TOTAL RUSSIAN WIN
That Ukraine was destined to lose.
#RussiaUkraineWar #UkraineRussianWar #TrumpPutinsUsefulidiot
#PutinsPuppet
TRUMP DECLARES RUSSIAN VICTORY
Donald Trump maybe breaking the news
With an offer Putin cannot refuse
..he’ll declare with a grin
..A TOTAL RUSSIAN WIN
That Ukraine was destined to lose.
#RussiaUkraineWar #UkraineRussianWar #TrumpPutinsUsefulidiot
#PutinsPuppet
TRUMP DECLARES RUSSIAN VICTORY
Donald Trump maybe breaking the news
With an offer Putin cannot refuse
..he’ll declare with a grin
..A TOTAL RUSSIAN WIN
That Ukraine was destined to lose.
#RussiaUkraineWar #UkraineRussianWar #TrumpPutinsUsefulidiot
#PutinsPuppet
TRUMP ATTACKING ENOLA GAY FOR BEING GAY
Donald Trump like the dumbest cliche
Is putting his dumb on display
..it sounds like a joke
..he’s ratting out the woke
By erasing the Enola Gay.
#EnolaGay #DEI #WokeCensorship #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
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TRUMP ATTACKING ENOLA GAY FOR BEING GAY
Donald Trump like the dumbest cliche
Is putting his dumb on display
..it sounds like a joke
..he’s ratting out the woke
By erasing the Enola Gay.
#EnolaGay #DEI #WokeCensorship #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
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ELON MUSK ATTACKING US WITH DOGE CHAINSAW
Elon Musk with his babies and wives
Doesn’t care if our country survives
..he’ll ignore the law
..while wielding chainsaw
& attacking the #NationalArchives.
#dogechainsaw #ElonMuskIsANationalSecurityThreat #MAGACultMorons #nara
ELON MUSK ATTACKING US WITH DOGE CHAINSAW
Elon Musk with his babies and wives
Doesn’t care if our country survives
..he’ll ignore the law
..while wielding chainsaw
& attacking the #NationalArchives.
#dogechainsaw #ElonMuskIsANationalSecurityThreat #MAGACultMorons #nara
MUSK THREATENS TO FIRE FED WORK FORCE AND TRUMP
Elon Musk has decided like a jerk
remote workers are expected to shirk
..so he threatens the Nation
..because Trump’s on vacation
And on Monday, won’t report to work.
#TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #muskisacriminal
MUSK THREATENS TO FIRE FED WORK FORCE AND TRUMP
Elon Musk has decided like a jerk
remote workers are expected to shirk
..so he threatens the Nation
..because Trump’s on vacation
And on Monday, won’t report to work.
#TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #muskisacriminal
TRUMP BLAMES UKRAINE FOR RUSSIAN INVASION
Donald Trump will attempt to exalt
Russia for its military assault
..he takes the occasion
..to claim their invasion
Is entirely the Ukrainians’ fault.
#RussiaUkraineWar #SlavaUkraïni #RussianUkrainianWar #PutinOwnsTrump
TRUMP BLAMES UKRAINE FOR RUSSIAN INVASION
Donald Trump will attempt to exalt
Russia for its military assault
..he takes the occasion
..to claim their invasion
Is entirely the Ukrainians’ fault.
#RussiaUkraineWar #SlavaUkraïni #RussianUkrainianWar #PutinOwnsTrump
ELON MUSK MISREADS DOGE DATA DUMPS
Elon Musk may attempt to refute
Why the numbers do not quite compute
..he’s inciting the Aryans
..blaming centenarians
And misinterpreting the data in dispute.
#ElonMuskIsANationalSecurityThreat #DOGE #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
ELON MUSK MISREADS DOGE DATA DUMPS
Elon Musk may attempt to refute
Why the numbers do not quite compute
..he’s inciting the Aryans
..blaming centenarians
And misinterpreting the data in dispute.
#ElonMuskIsANationalSecurityThreat #DOGE #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
MATT GAETZ AND HIS UNDER-AGE DATES
Former Congressman and rapist Matt GAETZ
Found better ways to score on his dates
..his slickest solution
..was under-age prostitution
When the girls were wearing roller skates.
#mattgaetz #GaetzReport #MAGACultMorons #gaetz
MATT GAETZ AND HIS UNDER-AGE DATES
Former Congressman and rapist Matt GAETZ
Found better ways to score on his dates
..his slickest solution
..was under-age prostitution
When the girls were wearing roller skates.
#mattgaetz #GaetzReport #MAGACultMorons #gaetz
TRUMP NOMINATES GUILFOYLE FOR LESBOS
After receiving her non-disclosure release
Trump exploited Don Jr’s side piece
..Kimberly GUILFOYLE
..proved that she is loyal
So he exiled her to Lesbos in Greece.
#kimberlyguilfoyle #TrumpCabinet #TrumpJr #TraitorTrump
TRUMP NOMINATES GUILFOYLE FOR LESBOS
After receiving her non-disclosure release
Trump exploited Don Jr’s side piece
..Kimberly GUILFOYLE
..proved that she is loyal
So he exiled her to Lesbos in Greece.
#kimberlyguilfoyle #TrumpCabinet #TrumpJr #TraitorTrump
COWARD TRUMP IS TOO AFRAID
Donald Trump maybe cowering in fear
With every insult and each smear
..but he’ll say with a snort
..I will not go to Court
Because he’s too scared to appear.
#TrumpIsACoward #COWARDTrump #judgeengoron
COWARD TRUMP IS TOO AFRAID
Donald Trump maybe cowering in fear
With every insult and each smear
..but he’ll say with a snort
..I will not go to Court
Because he’s too scared to appear.
#TrumpIsACoward #COWARDTrump #judgeengoron
COWARD TRUMP COWERS FROM NY COURT
Trump’s attorneys would like to deny
Trump is hurt and beginning to cry
..they act extra pious
..by blaming the bias
As the reason he won’t testify.
#TrumpIsACoward #CowardTrump #judgeengoron #trumpindictments
COWARD TRUMP COWERS FROM NY COURT
Trump’s attorneys would like to deny
Trump is hurt and beginning to cry
..they act extra pious
..by blaming the bias
As the reason he won’t testify.
#TrumpIsACoward #CowardTrump #judgeengoron #trumpindictments
FORMER SPEAKER MCCARTHY SCUTTLEBUTT
The scuttlebutt that came over the transom
Kevin McCarthy is weaselly and handsome
..but when House Freedom Caucus
..got rebellious and raucous
George Santos demanded a ransom.
#kevinmccarthy #McCarthy #housespeaker #georgesantos
FORMER SPEAKER MCCARTHY SCUTTLEBUTT
The scuttlebutt that came over the transom
Kevin McCarthy is weaselly and handsome
..but when House Freedom Caucus
..got rebellious and raucous
George Santos demanded a ransom.
#kevinmccarthy #McCarthy #housespeaker #georgesantos
TRUMP PLOTTED TO STAY IN POWER
Donald Trump in case you forgot
Was desperate to further the plot
..so he seemed to believe
..if he refused to leave
He could stay in the White House and squat.
#DonaldTrump #trumpcrimefamily
TRUMP PLOTTED TO STAY IN POWER
Donald Trump in case you forgot
Was desperate to further the plot
..so he seemed to believe
..if he refused to leave
He could stay in the White House and squat.
#DonaldTrump #trumpcrimefamily
TRUMP’S SISTER ONCE SAID TO HIS FACE
Trump’s sister once said to his face
“My brother you’re a Total Disgrace
..for there’s no denying
..you’re always lying
And you’re cruel and appeal to the base.”
#maryannetrumpbarry #TrumpCrimeFamily #DonaldTrump
TRUMP’S SISTER ONCE SAID TO HIS FACE
Trump’s sister once said to his face
“My brother you’re a Total Disgrace
..for there’s no denying
..you’re always lying
And you’re cruel and appeal to the base.”
#maryannetrumpbarry #TrumpCrimeFamily #DonaldTrump
IVANKA AS THE LAST AND THE WORST
Ivanka as the Last and the Worst
Was coached and has clearly rehearsed
..so she’s Blaming her Brothers
..Dad, Jared and Others
For the Fraud and the Banks they coerced.
#ivanka #ivankatrump #trumpCrimeFamily #JudgeEngoron
#TrumpTrial
IVANKA AS THE LAST AND THE WORST
Ivanka as the Last and the Worst
Was coached and has clearly rehearsed
..so she’s Blaming her Brothers
..Dad, Jared and Others
For the Fraud and the Banks they coerced.
#ivanka #ivankatrump #trumpCrimeFamily #JudgeEngoron
#TrumpTrial
IVANKA ON HER WAY LOOKS HER BEST
Ivanka on her way looks her best
Radiant and snappy; well-dressed
..she struts Hot & Hammily
..to taunts of FRAUD FAMILY
And left everyone unimpressed.
#TrumpCrimeFamily #IvankaTrump #trumptrial #ivanka #TrumpIsACriminal #judgeengoron
IVANKA ON HER WAY LOOKS HER BEST
Ivanka on her way looks her best
Radiant and snappy; well-dressed
..she struts Hot & Hammily
..to taunts of FRAUD FAMILY
And left everyone unimpressed.
#TrumpCrimeFamily #IvankaTrump #trumptrial #ivanka #TrumpIsACriminal #judgeengoron
TRUMP TRIES INSANITY STRATEGY IN COURT
Trump’s Attorneys won’t admit that their goal
Is for Trump to act out of control
..they use Court decorum
..for Rally and Forum
And pray for a mistrial loophole.
#TrumpIndictment #judgeengoron #TrumpCrimeFamily
TRUMP TRIES INSANITY STRATEGY IN COURT
Trump’s Attorneys won’t admit that their goal
Is for Trump to act out of control
..they use Court decorum
..for Rally and Forum
And pray for a mistrial loophole.
#TrumpIndictment #judgeengoron #TrumpCrimeFamily
TRUMP CHILDREN DECLARE UNDER OATH
The Trump children declare under oath
Their Values are inflated for Growth
..they state in Defiance
..this isn’t a Science
Cuz they’re Cheaters or Liars or Both.
#TrumpCrimeFamily #DonaldTrumpJr #EricTrump #ivankatrump
#JudgeEngoron
TRUMP CHILDREN DECLARE UNDER OATH
The Trump children declare under oath
Their Values are inflated for Growth
..they state in Defiance
..this isn’t a Science
Cuz they’re Cheaters or Liars or Both.
#TrumpCrimeFamily #DonaldTrumpJr #EricTrump #ivankatrump
#JudgeEngoron
IVANKA TRUMP TRIES TO PULL OUT OF COURT
Ivanka Trump to MAGA applause
Asked Engoron’s Court for a bit of a pause
..the appearance she’d skip
..is an undue hardship
Cuz she’s meeting the school’s Santa Claus.
#ivankatrump #TrumpCrimeFamily #Judgeengoron
IVANKA TRUMP TRIES TO PULL OUT OF COURT
Ivanka Trump to MAGA applause
Asked Engoron’s Court for a bit of a pause
..the appearance she’d skip
..is an undue hardship
Cuz she’s meeting the school’s Santa Claus.
#ivankatrump #TrumpCrimeFamily #Judgeengoron
MYSTERIOUS MAGA MIKE AND HIS ADOPTED FAMILY
Mike Johnson has hit a home run
With a backstory that seems so homespun
..but some may disparage
..two years before Marriage
He adopted an African son.
#mikejohnson #speakerjohnson
#GOPClownShow #magacult
MYSTERIOUS MAGA MIKE AND HIS ADOPTED FAMILY
Mike Johnson has hit a home run
With a backstory that seems so homespun
..but some may disparage
..two years before Marriage
He adopted an African son.
#mikejohnson #speakerjohnson
#GOPClownShow #magacult