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She/Her/Kayaker/ #VA01 Dem voter/will not obey in advance/PSU Art History BA/JMU Dukes & W&M Tribe mom/Live music fan/🫘 listener/book reader/fan of Bertrand Russell & Thomas Hardy/snark is sometimes hidden in the Alt Text/ #NAFO 🇺🇦 #Fellas

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Lincoln’s Kayak 🫘 @lincolnskayak.bsky.social · Jan 21

Intro:
Today I embark on threading the entire final Jack Smith Report, every word, post by post. A post (or two) per day. Just a little daily exercise to get me through the next 4 years and beyond. For posterity. For sanity. For democracy.

FINAL REPORT ON THE SPECIAL COUNSEL'S INVESTIGATIONS AND PROSECUTIONS
VOLUME ONE: THE ELECTION CASE
REPORT ON EFFORTS TO INTERFERE WITH THE LAWFUL TRANSFER OF POWER FOLLOWING THE 2020 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION OR THE CERTIFICATION OF THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE VOTE
HELD ON JANUARY 6, 2021
Special Counsel Jack Smith
Submitted Pursuant to 28 C.F.R. § 600.8(c)
Washington, D.C.
January 7, 2025

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Lincoln’s Kayak 🫘 @lincolnskayak.bsky.social · 2h

#LockICEup!

Lincoln’s Kayak 🫘 @lincolnskayak.bsky.social · 2h

is the “peace” deal only happening because Netanyahu reached a level of obliteration of Gaza that transnational crime syndicate can work with? Did Bibi’s genocide of Gaza’s people reach a level terrifying enough to make surviving population ripe for future abuse by transnational crime syndicate?

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 3h

They did this with this dude more than twice too

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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 10h

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Lincoln’s Kayak 🫘 @lincolnskayak.bsky.social · 12h

Mike Johnson giving off this vibe…

“See, if we weren’t trying so hard to keep unredacted Epstein files from being released, we would swear in the new Democratic rep. But we are trying to cover up Trump’s Epstein connections, so we can’t swear in the new rep.”

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Regulations

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Lincoln’s Kayak 🫘 @lincolnskayak.bsky.social · 12h

She’s in anteetha!

Lincoln’s Kayak 🫘 @lincolnskayak.bsky.social · 12h

Hey be us core puss?

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Popehat Agitates And Irritates @kenwhite.bsky.social · 14h

/4 I was trying to give a litigation update to the Board of Directors and three of them were wearing those big inflatable animal costumes. They kept squeaking against the leather chairs and I couldn't concentrate. Then the hippo sprung a leak and made this farting sound for five minutes.

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Popehat Agitates And Irritates @kenwhite.bsky.social · 15h

OK. It's going to be coming out soon because of the relentless investigations of Pam Bondi and Kash Patel, so I might as well admit it before the news breaks:

I am the General Counsel of Antifa.

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The Resistance Sentinel @resistancesentinel.bsky.social · 13h

OMG @thelolo.bsky.social you started a fucking movement!!

Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 17h

Let’s check in on the warzone in Portland.

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Rea @papadontpreach.bsky.social · 23h

But dems aren’t hammering this America 1st soft ball?

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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 1d

Rev. David Black stood in front of a Chicago-area ICE facility and began to pray.

The masked ICE agents on the roof responded by firing pepper balls, with one striking him in the head

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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 1d

This is an important point.

Everyone one of these people has been asked to leave their home, their family, and their job to work without pay bc of the shutdown. We're better off thinking of ways to make this backfire on Abbott than to treat them poorly.

Ben Raderstorf @raders.bsky.social · 1d

Texas National Guard troops arriving in Chicago (via ABC News)

Remember: These are not MAGA stormtroopers. These are everyday teachers and accountants who signed up to serve their country with their spare time. They're being used as political pawns by venal, un-American, draft-dodging president

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Lincoln’s Kayak 🫘 @lincolnskayak.bsky.social · 1d

Fascism-enthusiasts will love it! They are on a roll lately.

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Liz Renzetti @lizrenzetti.bsky.social · 1d

That time Dolly got vaccinated for the cameras after helping fund the vaccine
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Dolly Parton, who helped fund the Moderna vaccine, gets a ‘dose of her own medicine.’ (Published 2021)

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Lincoln’s Kayak 🫘 @lincolnskayak.bsky.social · 1d

I hope we get a Nuremberg 2.0 someday

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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 1d

If an adult wants to subject themselves to psychological torture, they are free to do so, of course. But Supreme Court Justices saying that ideological radicals have a First Amendment right to abuse your child face-to-face as part of a fake medical treatment the child cannot truly object to is sick.

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Lincoln’s Kayak 🫘 @lincolnskayak.bsky.social · 1d

IF I believed in capital punishment, I would say someone should smack her.
But since I do not, she definitely needs a timeout.

What a see you next tuesday.

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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 1d

A masked ICE agent sprayed Pastor David Black of First Presbyterian Church of Chicago, directly in his face.
📸 Ashlee Rezin of the Chicago Sun-Times

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Lincoln’s Kayak 🫘 @lincolnskayak.bsky.social · 1d

One person’s “guttersnipe” is another’s “pond scum”

Lincoln’s Kayak 🫘 @lincolnskayak.bsky.social · 1d

Is “mentally evill” a thing?

Lincoln’s Kayak 🫘 @lincolnskayak.bsky.social · 1d

That’s real?! She actually said the quiet part out loud?

Lincoln’s Kayak 🫘 @lincolnskayak.bsky.social · 1d

Not much has changed. Royal governors or criminal presidents, all tyrants like to show off all the weapons in their arsenals, or staircases, or federalized national guard troops.

Lincoln’s Kayak 🫘 @lincolnskayak.bsky.social · 1d

Got it. She’s just straight maga lying as usual.

Like with promise of releasing Epstein files, then not doing that.

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Lincoln’s Kayak 🫘 @lincolnskayak.bsky.social · 1d

The Cartman vibes are strong. She sounds like an 8 year old child.

a south park character says respect my authoritah

ALT: a south park character says respect my authoritah

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