Tomorrow has some good available references and jokes but Future has way more and if 'Rainy' is an option, then Future is definitely a option. It feels like Future is what he wanted but he translated wrong"
- A convo I had today while explaining Death Stranding 2 to a friend.

I just bought a refill today, and I had some for dinner, and I just had the thought "it's going to be so great to have some for breakfast" 😭 like 😭
For dinner I had it with some salmon, maybe I'll change up the protein with breakfast. That TOTALLY makes it a different meal.

Imagine a world where the law would rather people die than have food. Crazy.

Hey, I sent you a message, if you see this can you check it out? 🙏

Omg what they don't tell you? I will be hypervigilent.

Yeah, haha you're not the first person to ask. I actually thought it was too obvious of a reference when I first came up with it, but I guess it's not so bad.

They had to cut him open to get little red and granny out. Then they filled him with rocks and sewed him back up. When he got up to go get some water, the rocks get displaced and he falls into the river and sinks to the bottom. 😂 It's certainly an ending. L

See, I was so sure I read it wrong that I basically forgot that anything can happen in a folktale, but yeah, they filled that bad boy with rocks and lived happily ever after, I guess. 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

It seems to say that grandma, who has been bedridden this entire story, was so shocked by being eaten by the wolf... That it... Cured her illness and now she can not only move but get out of the wolf's stomach by herself...
I'm like... There is no way.
So I click translate, because, what: (2/3)

Yeah, when I was sent the article, by first thought was, I spent much life contemplating and NEVER ONCE did it involve hanging from a tree
It wouldn't have even occurred to me to do something so disrespectful to my entire race AND that would worry so many people about their safety.
It doesn't add up