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If we're going down this route both our goals came from unforced errors by Klowleeds and had nothing to do with the cowardball we were playing up to then.
December 7, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Pretty sure he's got the Gakpo vote locked down at the very least.
December 7, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Pep would also survive that. I think it's a stretch to put Slot in that class based on six very good months at a top club in 2024.
December 7, 2025 at 1:58 AM
The concern there is if everyone including Slot and the players start to feel he's dones it poison the squad/set things back further than potentially already has happened, hurt recruitment, or etc. Agree the very few names I'd feel good about aren't coming mid-season so 🤷‍♂️
December 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Since we're talking egos today, don't think Edwards ego could survive that. Also don't think Klopp wants to do seven more years at the point and Klopp for six months fucks the next guy.
December 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
We are a mess. You have all acknowledged as much. All of you. A Salah meltdown might be unfortunate and unprofessional (it's both!) but it exists within a larger context y'all have acknowledged and been complaining about. It's a symptom, not the disease.
December 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
This isn't about Salah throwing a fit he's not getting enough minutes. It's putting him going off the handle into the larger context of our current shitshow season and how things have been trending for 12 months now and that you still don't know what Slot is trying to achieve, tactically.
December 6, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Isak is quickly turning into a giant mistake rivaling Carroll. The man is useless. I get the money spent on him was big but he does not look like he’s capable of contributing to Liverpool right now. Benching Mo to play Isak feels suicidal from the nerds.
December 6, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Slot, Hughes, and Edwards won the title with an exceptional first six months. After making no changes to the squad. Then Hughes & Edwards did a victory lap minimizing the work done while they weren't here. Since those first six months things have consistently trended the wrong way. Now we're here.
December 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
If it's a falling out with Klopp it's one thing. Slot had six amazing months and has since had 12 increasingly shit months. He was already on the verge of having burnt through whatever capital he did have.
December 6, 2025 at 9:44 PM
No player is bigger than the club. But that also applies to managers. And Mo has done a hell of a lot more for this club than Slot and we've looked increasingly shit the entirety of 2025. Serious side eye for anyone on Le Ibiza Man's side on this one given, well, everything.
December 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
No player is bigger than the club but neither is any manager and Salah's done a hell of a lot more for us than Le Ibiza Man
December 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Insult to injury is watching Quansah impress with when his manager actually gives him a chance.
December 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I dunno, John Heitenga for six months if it comes to that then try to pry Enrique out of PSG or Xabi gets player powered out at Madrid.
December 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM