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tom, friend of eggbug
@lizard.tools
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high entropy individual it/they • adult • EN\DEU OK • no thanks i'm from massachusetts • icon @0kame-san.bsky.social • header @brushy.bsky.social 💕 @cervine.online <- my husband cohost.org/clip
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · Oct 15
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Remy 🔜 HOWL-O-PLEX 🎃 @remywolf.bsky.social · 2d
Big teeth got ya feeling funny?

YOU'RE NOT ALONE
Call 1-800-BIG-TEEF for the 24 hour help line ☎️
Big drooly toothy maw flustering a blushy smaller critter
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 2d
i need to invest
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 2d
attractive?
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 2d
yeah
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 2d
finally got a paradise and i've been enjoying it so much
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 2d
i love you little man
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antlers @cervine.online · Oct 13
Road chip
Eleanor clip and bl1p in the truck, going
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 4d
As Far As I'm Concerned All USB Is Bad USB,
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 6d
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antlers @cervine.online · Feb 10
Unauthorized snack techniques feat @lizard.tools
comic, shiny synth lizard sees someone dumping coins into a coinstar machine and thinks about how yummy they would be, imagines a genius scheme to pretend to be the coinstar machine to get a snack of tasty coins. It sneaks up on the machine, whaps it out of the way with its tail, then sits and begs holding the coinstar sign. Another person comes up, thinking "woag new c-star machine?" and dumps coins in the synth's waiting mouth. The synth then scrambles away on all fours lizard style leaving the coinstar enthusiast surprised
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winnie 💫 @winonaparadise.bsky.social · 6d
2010s: be sure to put some sort of dog interaction in your game for a Polygon writeup
2020s: be sure to put a perfect square of negative space in your HUD for Northernlion to nest in
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 8d
i guess technically we got the replicant remaster and the mobile game in 2021 but god. i am praying every day for more nier
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 8d
the tutorials just will not end
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 8d
new skate is a ton of fun but the writing is insufferable lmao
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 9d
all computers should stack like this
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 9d
grisps you
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 10d
the purpose of a puppy is what it dogs
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 10d
here you go
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 10d
literally never happened to me before until today
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 10d
are they gonna send me a fucking carrier pigeon next
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 10d
twitch just sent me an EMAIL telling me someone i follow went live??
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 10d
swag
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 11d
ahhhhh oh nein 😳
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 11d
IT'S STILL GOING?
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 11d
no they're chill
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