It's wild. I tensed up super hard when I heard it (I was sitting at the light at the intersection where the guy was trying to turn when he got hot) since it was right in front of my face and everything hurts now! I'm just glad Amelia is rear facing in her car seat and didn't see anything.

Obviously witnesses aren't the main victims of road violence but I'd prefer my Monday morning without watching a car get t boned at 40mph.

When I was an adolescent altar girl one of the readers would come into the sacristy, take off his shirt and put on his (zip up) alb so apparently that's an option.

I'm not a competitive person at all. I'm just very chatty.

It's such a thing. And all these Michigan people chose to move to New Jersey. They should learn to talk and drive faster.

I just use it for groups and for marketplace because my whole feed is crap like this.

People think it's rude but like sorry I'm enthusiastic about what you're saying I didn't realize this was a group therapy session with no crosstalk.

Yeah absolutely don't know how you do it I moved to a town that's half Jewish so I could be sure everyone would always be talking at the same time.

I've been spending a lot of time with my best friend from high school and I realized that when we get together we both just start talking and there's not a breath of space and, like, that's how you have a conversation.

I think I'm the kind of person who is totally their target -sahm, kinda crunchy, had birth complications, kid has a delay (speech in her case not autism) but I'm well adjusted enough that I'm not looking for someone to blame.

Obviously there was no Lilith Fair documentary when I was fifteen but the video store had a promotional video with all the videos from the Tori Amos album Little Earthquakes and my best friend and I rented it *a lot*.

Yep. If you tear (which everyone does) they recommend spraying it on there which requires holding a can at a very odd angle and does not actually make it not hurt.

They give it to you to spray on your vag in the hospital after you give birth and I was absolutely not a fan.

Fevers are dangerous when you're pregnant (and maybe cause autism who knows everything is fake) so it's good we have Tylenol for that. Taking meds when you're pregnant is such a fucking minefield every choice seems wrong.

He's more eloquent than I'm comfortable with even though the things he's saying are absolutely batty.