Stoppard always feels clever in a way that so so many writers mimic, but everyone else copies the surface. the Stoppard magic is that the cleverness is impossibly thin, basically transparent, and there’s this unending well of feeling on the other side

Usually Jenée and I bat the idea around, write out responses, and then I text her impolite things like “this man totally sucks!”

Getting this for my dad for Christmas

I took a nap and woke up to 27 texts about it

He just got mad at a bag and threw it a little bit and I am this close to offering her lawyer names

This is some Old Southern Lady handwriting

exactly this. the cooked apple squishiness thing is a real turnoff for you.

so many

I did and it was amazing

Even blood, dairy and ice cream? (Why do they not count that as a subset of dairy???)

We are a stain heavy household tbh

If this is a scam it is incredibly useful thank you!

Ok but sometimes [redacted] turns location sharing off???? What’s a sneaky child to do then?

Oh please don’t. My cancer was found incidentally. I don’t smoke (yes I have had the random party cigarette over the years but my oncologist said not enough to matter). Carcinogenesis is such a complicated thing— I have a spontaneous genetic mutation. I will probably never know what caused it.