LizzoBeff
@lizziewill.blacksky.app
Ain’t-shit Auntie.
People Displeaser.
Stepper. Not that kind…THAT kind.
I’m just here.
People Displeaser.
Stepper. Not that kind…THAT kind.
I’m just here.
Time for me to watch holiday romances for the remainder of the year now that it’s finally acceptable 🙌🏾
November 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Time for me to watch holiday romances for the remainder of the year now that it’s finally acceptable 🙌🏾
In no particular order:
Dominion
The Trees
The Man of Many Fathers
Only God Can Judge Me
The Good Lord Bird
How to Kill Your Family
The Nickel Boys
Counterfeit
King of Ashes
Erasure
Dominion
The Trees
The Man of Many Fathers
Only God Can Judge Me
The Good Lord Bird
How to Kill Your Family
The Nickel Boys
Counterfeit
King of Ashes
Erasure
#BlackSky Quote/reply with ten books you stand ten toes down on. Genre doesn’t matter but don’t give me none of that art of war/rich dad poor dad bullshit.
November 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
In no particular order:
Dominion
The Trees
The Man of Many Fathers
Only God Can Judge Me
The Good Lord Bird
How to Kill Your Family
The Nickel Boys
Counterfeit
King of Ashes
Erasure
Dominion
The Trees
The Man of Many Fathers
Only God Can Judge Me
The Good Lord Bird
How to Kill Your Family
The Nickel Boys
Counterfeit
King of Ashes
Erasure
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I'm so excited to share that my novel, THESE HEATHENS, has been longlisted for the 2026 Aspen Words Literary Prize. This book is so close to my heart and I'm so very proud of it.
November 19, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I'm so excited to share that my novel, THESE HEATHENS, has been longlisted for the 2026 Aspen Words Literary Prize. This book is so close to my heart and I'm so very proud of it.
Come on curls! Super cute! 🥰
That last pic had a typo. Good morning take 2. 🎬
November 19, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Come on curls! Super cute! 🥰
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Nah I want the stores to close FUCK TARGET.
November 19, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Nah I want the stores to close FUCK TARGET.
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Every situational video on the internet is a skit. Remember that and bring your blood pressure back down.
November 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Every situational video on the internet is a skit. Remember that and bring your blood pressure back down.
Eleven 😭
How many pillows do you have on your bed?
November 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Eleven 😭
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If you’re looking for a new job… it’s coming before the year is up
November 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
If you’re looking for a new job… it’s coming before the year is up
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The goal is to take good care of myself. Trying to live long and age gracefully.
November 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
The goal is to take good care of myself. Trying to live long and age gracefully.
I love that this is essentially your motto and we all know you’re gonna be smelling sounds in no time. It’s my favorite thing after your servitude and obedience to my client. 😌
This edible a HOE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
November 16, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I love that this is essentially your motto and we all know you’re gonna be smelling sounds in no time. It’s my favorite thing after your servitude and obedience to my client. 😌
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Please put alt text in your photos, especially the ones that are heavy on text. So many reasons to do it.
November 15, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Please put alt text in your photos, especially the ones that are heavy on text. So many reasons to do it.
Prove it! Mail me some 😩
November 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Prove it! Mail me some 😩
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I’m the biggest advocate for don’t have kids. I understand why it’s not appealing to people. It’s a life altering decision HUGE at that and no one should be pressured into feeling shame for wanting to be childless.
That doesn’t make me love my kids any less either.
That doesn’t make me love my kids any less either.
I hate when i tell people ion want kids, and they give me they unwarranted opinion on my decision. Stg I didn’t ask you.
November 13, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I’m the biggest advocate for don’t have kids. I understand why it’s not appealing to people. It’s a life altering decision HUGE at that and no one should be pressured into feeling shame for wanting to be childless.
That doesn’t make me love my kids any less either.
That doesn’t make me love my kids any less either.
These big ass snowflakes that weren’t even in the forecast can RELAX. 😤
November 9, 2025 at 3:04 PM
These big ass snowflakes that weren’t even in the forecast can RELAX. 😤
Which reminds me…lemme go take mine 🙄
In your 40s the amount of pills and supplements you gotta take just to keep your check engine light off is astonishing
November 9, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Which reminds me…lemme go take mine 🙄
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I just want to talk to my peri/menopausal sisters rn. You are NOT crazy. What's happening to us is very real. Be easy on yourself. ✨️ You are beautiful. You are loved. Surround yourself w ppl who not only support, but care enough to understand.
November 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I just want to talk to my peri/menopausal sisters rn. You are NOT crazy. What's happening to us is very real. Be easy on yourself. ✨️ You are beautiful. You are loved. Surround yourself w ppl who not only support, but care enough to understand.
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Alexander O'Neal used to sniff 4 lines of the raw and get in that booth with that mic ON
Sunshine
open.spotify.com
November 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Alexander O'Neal used to sniff 4 lines of the raw and get in that booth with that mic ON
Nothing pisses me off more than being shown results that are the polar opposite of the very specific description I typed in that search bar.
November 8, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Nothing pisses me off more than being shown results that are the polar opposite of the very specific description I typed in that search bar.
Take me back!!! 🙌🏾
Living in the 90s and early 00s was everything. Everything was cheap and the music was good.
November 8, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Take me back!!! 🙌🏾
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This is added emotional labor for no additional pay, and it benefits no one. Not shoppers, not the employees and not management either.
November 8, 2025 at 11:46 AM
This is added emotional labor for no additional pay, and it benefits no one. Not shoppers, not the employees and not management either.
Sometimes you & @sirbrandonthomas.com make me cackle to the point of ACTUAL tears 😭😭
Some times when Unc find out what things mean on here I just be like:
November 8, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Sometimes you & @sirbrandonthomas.com make me cackle to the point of ACTUAL tears 😭😭
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Fred Hammond sings beautifully without a neck, don't tell me what's not possible with God.
November 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Fred Hammond sings beautifully without a neck, don't tell me what's not possible with God.
It moved right on up the list. Imagine my surprise when I ask my HB why he chose the Greek organization he did and he runs down a LIST of their historical accomplishments, this being one of them. I said WAITAMINUTE—!!!
🌴🌀🫶🏽💕 its quite literally my favorite Holiday for that very reason
And I JUST learned this last weekend.
November 5, 2025 at 6:51 PM
It moved right on up the list. Imagine my surprise when I ask my HB why he chose the Greek organization he did and he runs down a LIST of their historical accomplishments, this being one of them. I said WAITAMINUTE—!!!