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Yeah!

Wait...
A paper bag from Seoul that says "Love our plnaet"
November 28, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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You’ve just died. 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
A photo of a display case full of macarons.
November 27, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Taking a 787 out of N is definitely weird.
A Hawaiian Airlines 787 parked at a gate at Seatac's N Satellite.
November 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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No, I'm sorry, you are a networking company. You don't get to define TCP as Traffic Control Profile. That is not allowed. 😂
A screenshot of some text from a training session defining TCP as Traffic Control Profile.
November 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Desantis also expressed his intent to file suit against Crayola for illegal arms sales.
An image of a box of Crayola sidewalk chalk.
November 25, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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FTFY
The 2026 Sounders Schedule
November 20, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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This really encapsulates the Bluesky experience tbh.
A screenshot that says "Rando liked your post"
November 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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This stained glass window is fantastic. 😂
A TV with the Sounders match on next to a stained glass window made of Jameson bottles.
November 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Sir, I respectfully disagree.
November 4, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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lol.

Doink
A screenshot of three unrelated people making doink jokes about presumably a football field goal miss.
November 3, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Unironically posted.
October 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Bunch of people wearing weird helmets in my soccer stadium.
October 21, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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This fluffy little dog on the subway has chucks on...
A little fluffy white dog wearing Converse.
October 19, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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This is definitely weird.
Citi Field in NY with a soccer pitch overlayed on the outfield.
October 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Lying Cat from Saga saying Lying.
October 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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October 5, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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A photo of a cat in the snow, with the caption "Cocaine. So much cocaine."
October 4, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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A screenshot of an Alaska Airlines upgrade list with passenger Buc/E on it. The Buc-ee's beaver logo
October 1, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Fancy free cocktail in no way justifies the cost of a Summit card, but it's damn tasty. 😂🥃
A photo of Alaska Airlines Summit specialty cocktail. It tastes a bit like a Lions Tail.
September 29, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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September 28, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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A screenshot of a Sounders branded hoodie in a suspect shade of green.
September 15, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Wait, who are we playing?
September 14, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Its clearly spelled out in the laws of the game Em...
A screenshot of the soccer laws of the game for cautionable offenses.
August 28, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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lol. Fucking Porter man...

I have strong faith that he can reach a 25% or lower win percentage with whatever poor team hires him next. Dare to aspire to new lows Caleb!
A screenshot of Wikipedia showing that Caleb Porter's win percentage for teams he coaches keeps declining.
August 27, 2025 at 4:41 PM