Lloydi
@lloydi.com
Creator of #a11y tools/curator of a11y-tools.com • Author of some dusty old tech books • Principal Accessibility Specialist at TetraLogical • Also makes music • Once patted a quokka.
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🎶 I made some music!
🔊 New KZ1 album:
https://album.link/npxs4g3qvg902
Wasn’t me. Another imposter Lloyd fella
November 28, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Wasn’t me. Another imposter Lloyd fella
The gig was so poor we joined an action group demanding refunds for how shite it was. And we WERE refunded. Truly a phoned-in performance from a money-grabbing hag who showed nothing but disdain for her fans.
November 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
The gig was so poor we joined an action group demanding refunds for how shite it was. And we WERE refunded. Truly a phoned-in performance from a money-grabbing hag who showed nothing but disdain for her fans.
5) Madonna. Yeah, supposedly a good show to see. My wife had always wanted to see her. It was awful. Stadium gig, speakers on one side didn't work, sound was terrible. Madge turned up 1 hour late, atmosphere was DIRE. Late start = late finish and loads of people missed trains.
November 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
5) Madonna. Yeah, supposedly a good show to see. My wife had always wanted to see her. It was awful. Stadium gig, speakers on one side didn't work, sound was terrible. Madge turned up 1 hour late, atmosphere was DIRE. Late start = late finish and loads of people missed trains.
4) Prince. As close as I got was finding myself in an audience to Purple Rain, but it was just Lenny Henry filming a sketch. I thought it was cool. I tried to talk to Lenny later. He blanked me, like he thought he was the real Prince. What a bell-end.
November 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
4) Prince. As close as I got was finding myself in an audience to Purple Rain, but it was just Lenny Henry filming a sketch. I thought it was cool. I tried to talk to Lenny later. He blanked me, like he thought he was the real Prince. What a bell-end.
... The gig was on a Sunday evening. That Sunday morning Princess Diana was killed. Much of the day spent wondering if the gig would go ahead (it did). Such an odd atmosphere walking into that one. They covered the elephant in the room, let people know it was OK to be sad ... but now let's have fun!
November 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
... The gig was on a Sunday evening. That Sunday morning Princess Diana was killed. Much of the day spent wondering if the gig would go ahead (it did). Such an odd atmosphere walking into that one. They covered the elephant in the room, let people know it was OK to be sad ... but now let's have fun!
3) Wet Wet Wet (part 2). It gets Weird Weird Weird. My former boss fancied Lucinda ... and yet sent me on a night out with her to a gig? Strange kinda self-punishment. Weirder still: even a dead princess couldn't stop this from happening ...
November 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
3) Wet Wet Wet (part 2). It gets Weird Weird Weird. My former boss fancied Lucinda ... and yet sent me on a night out with her to a gig? Strange kinda self-punishment. Weirder still: even a dead princess couldn't stop this from happening ...
3) Wet Wet Wet. Was gifted a ticket to a show at Birmingham NEC by a former boss. He wanted to say thanks to me and colleague (the lovely Lucinda) for good work. He evidently mis-heard or mis-understood a comment I had made about how I couldn't stand them. Couldn't say "Actually Bryan, I hate them"
November 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
3) Wet Wet Wet. Was gifted a ticket to a show at Birmingham NEC by a former boss. He wanted to say thanks to me and colleague (the lovely Lucinda) for good work. He evidently mis-heard or mis-understood a comment I had made about how I couldn't stand them. Couldn't say "Actually Bryan, I hate them"
2) Garry Glitter. When I was 16, doing my first part-time job, some people there 'ironically' liked him. We went to see him for Xmas team do (his Christmas 'gang show'). He was hilariously bad, out of shape - that was the joke, really. Of course, we didn't know back then just how bad he really was
November 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
2) Garry Glitter. When I was 16, doing my first part-time job, some people there 'ironically' liked him. We went to see him for Xmas team do (his Christmas 'gang show'). He was hilariously bad, out of shape - that was the joke, really. Of course, we didn't know back then just how bad he really was
1) Showaddywaddy. Not my choice. My dickhead of a step-dad who had terrible taste (in everything) thought it would be good to go see them. It was my first gig, was probably aged 12. Bournemouth (Winter Gardens)
November 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
1) Showaddywaddy. Not my choice. My dickhead of a step-dad who had terrible taste (in everything) thought it would be good to go see them. It was my first gig, was probably aged 12. Bournemouth (Winter Gardens)
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November 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Not yet. Just a little longer.
November 20, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Not yet. Just a little longer.
So, anyway … what are the names of your five new dogs, Kev?
October 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
So, anyway … what are the names of your five new dogs, Kev?
Hey brother, sending the biggest virtual hug I can to you right now.
October 21, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Hey brother, sending the biggest virtual hug I can to you right now.
Fair dinkum. I’m not denying that there are plenty of bell-ends out there who do this. It literally only just occurred to me that that could be a factor.
October 13, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Fair dinkum. I’m not denying that there are plenty of bell-ends out there who do this. It literally only just occurred to me that that could be a factor.
Just a thought: sometimes the only indication provided is either red or green. If you have red/green colour blindness, you effectively have no indicator.
October 13, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Just a thought: sometimes the only indication provided is either red or green. If you have red/green colour blindness, you effectively have no indicator.
Or maybe it was just a Tangerine Dream
October 11, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Or maybe it was just a Tangerine Dream
