and of course bc he's really drunk when spock comes his way to get a break from handsy admiral he gets hit on by drunk bones instead but his flirting with bones is more teasing and genuine than with mr sleazeball

a vulcan. so spock "goes on leave" around the same time they pick up a vulcan priestess which is coincidentally only a few days before they pick up admiral sleazeball how convenient. then bones gets really drunk at the bar watching him get handsy with spock in drag and gets jealous and sad about it

i actually have thought about this though. the enterprise has some sleazy diplomat on board who's known to be hard to work with but has a soft spot(fetish) for pretty vulcan women. they don't have a vulcan woman but they think pretending spock is a woman would be easier than pretending a woman is

there's also just a vaginal sex tag

that guy is giving me sarek vibes tho ngl

alternatively this is a cnc roleplay jim is forcing spock to wear a vibrating ring on his sensitive vulcan fingy

goddamn no one's taking it away from you

rainbow spock is looking at green man's butt so lustfully

t'ana and shaxs

they each get a cheek

it means tos bones doesnt have a fascinating enough butt for mr spock to want to watch but aos bones does so he makes him walk with jim for optimal eye candy

the labubu represents the audience

this is what aos should've been 😔 big titty bi girl spock and her hot girlfriend who's so mean to her dumb specimen-in-a-jar mancrush

a little sample of the view while he's riding weiners

babygirl playing with her slutty little gun

youtube.com/shorts/I--xx... real clip from star trek (2009)

Me at any inconvenience

yes
archiveofourown.org/works/715738

he's learned all the fingering skills from nyota and her constructive criticism (degrading him while he tries to make her cum) and it turns out it also works on his lyre