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The Long Haul Hoss
@longhaulhoss.bsky.social
Long Haul Trucken' Clydesdale horse. Drone photographer. Drinker of coffee and whiskey. Friendly redneck. Very occasional fursuiter. Occasionally delusional. 🇨🇦
Lover of starlightserpent.bsky.social 🐴💗🐉(I am 18+)
An older photo for #FursuitFriday back when it was warmer. Come, sit on a log with a horse
📷: @noodlelunar.bsky.social
December 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
The original angle, incase you were wondering
December 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I always love it when my stupid truck stop Doodles make it back to me through the internet. This is the second time this has happened (from this same truck stop, now that I think about it)
Apparently it's been circulating some discord groups too.
December 5, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Womp womp
November 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
The cookies are good, but a bit overcooked on the bottom. Though they go very well with icecream. Not bad for my first "from scratch" attempt #HorseFood
November 24, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Decided to make wings for dinner, and I tossed them in the last little bit of three of my favorite @darkbunny.ca hot sauces. It was a delicious burn.
November 24, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Aaaaaaa
November 24, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Boyfriend didn't have space for their KitchenAid in their kitchen, thrilled that I do lol.
This is going to lead to a lot of baked goods.
November 24, 2025 at 1:46 AM
If there is some disaster where all I need to do is flee, you best believe I am FINALLY stealing that Denny's coffee mug. I'll be like Jimmy Buffett with his margaritas in Jurassic world.
November 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Out here reminding people on the highway what really matters.
November 22, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Ooooo what did you put in it? I made a big ass batch of cowboy caviar last night and well it's not vegan it is vegetarian!
November 17, 2025 at 4:24 PM
It's too cold for this shit, y'all. #LongHaulLife
November 17, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Setting up my stereo in my new home as @starlightserpent.bsky.social plays the new pokemon game.
Life is good.
November 10, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I was already pretty anti-landlord, but I've been further radicalized against landlords since buying a house that had been "maintained" by one.
November 6, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Happy 33rd birthday to my trailer, I guess??
November 4, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Found the cards.
November 3, 2025 at 12:29 AM
What I think everytime a jobsite only has porta johns available to drivers. #LongHaulLife #BoyKisser
November 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
An actual banner I own lmao. Given to me by a cousin along side a box of business cards with the same message
November 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Always fun picking banjo at the horse bonfire!
October 30, 2025 at 9:48 AM
I absolutely love the unhinged shit my friends send me.
October 28, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I've been seeing these requests all throughout New York State and today in Pennsylvania. I don't know what buddy did to piss this trucker off, but it must have been bad, that's like a nuclear option.
First time I've seen the number scratched out. #LongHaulLife #BoyKisser
October 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
A message I occasionally have to send to my dispatchers.
October 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM
What's your sign?
October 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I love it when my silly little drawings get a response. I really hope the furry trucker that went through Suffield CT is a mutual lol.
October 21, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Men will really live like this and not see a problem.
October 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM