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I'm longpig, or saltwife, or Grazer, depending on the platform. I'm an internet elder (gen x). Sometimes I do art!
Some stuff I like:
Hannibal
Ttrpgs
Sci Fi & horror
Knitting
Bears (animal)
Video game! (Currently Baldur's Gate and Dragon Age)
Drawing
Let's roll, buttholes!
I'm longpig, or saltwife, or Grazer, depending on the platform. I'm an internet elder (gen x). Sometimes I do art!
Some stuff I like:
Hannibal
Ttrpgs
Sci Fi & horror
Knitting
Bears (animal)
Video game! (Currently Baldur's Gate and Dragon Age)
Drawing
Let's roll, buttholes!
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Impromptu vampire stream to escape my real problems lol www.twitch.tv/128grazer
128Grazer - Twitch
It's mental health Monday and I'm stress-eating rats | First playthrough |18+
www.twitch.tv
December 2, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Impromptu vampire stream to escape my real problems lol www.twitch.tv/128grazer
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Our pretend facts are just as good as the real thing. If not better.
Time magazine quotes Canadian satirical website The Beaverton
A recent Time magazine article used a quote from Canadian satire site, the Beaverton, as a fact in reference to U.S. relationships with other countries.
www.ctvnews.ca
December 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Our pretend facts are just as good as the real thing. If not better.
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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Ain’t nobody fighting wokeness like sleepy Don…😂
November 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Ain’t nobody fighting wokeness like sleepy Don…😂
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Them: are you stupid???
Me:
Me:
December 1, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Them: are you stupid???
Me:
Me:
maybe Astarion shouldn't be such a picky eater www.twitch.tv/128grazer/cl...
128Grazer - The snack bar is OPEN
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December 1, 2025 at 6:21 AM
maybe Astarion shouldn't be such a picky eater www.twitch.tv/128grazer/cl...
THE NEW HOTNESS www.twitch.tv/128grazer/cl...
128Grazer - At the club straight ... well you know
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December 1, 2025 at 6:07 AM
THE NEW HOTNESS www.twitch.tv/128grazer/cl...
It's time to SUCK!! Watch me relive my misspent college & high school years playing Vampire: the Masquerade (Bloodlines)! www.twitch.tv/128grazer
128Grazer - Twitch
Reliving my misspent college/HS years playing Vampire| First playthrough |18+
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December 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
It's time to SUCK!! Watch me relive my misspent college & high school years playing Vampire: the Masquerade (Bloodlines)! www.twitch.tv/128grazer
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It is *lunacy* for the ostensibly liberal opposition party to say we shouldn't limit any individual's wealth and power after watching a cadre of fascist billionaires systematically destroy this country. That's probably the single most important thing we *must* do!
November 30, 2025 at 6:18 PM
It is *lunacy* for the ostensibly liberal opposition party to say we shouldn't limit any individual's wealth and power after watching a cadre of fascist billionaires systematically destroy this country. That's probably the single most important thing we *must* do!
I finished Mass Effect 3 last night!! Might start Bloodlines (1) tonight... 👀
a woman in a black jacket is standing in a dark room holding a bottle
ALT: a woman in a black jacket is standing in a dark room holding a bottle
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I finished Mass Effect 3 last night!! Might start Bloodlines (1) tonight... 👀
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KAI LENG MUST DIE and keep my husband's name out of his bitchass mouth... Time for Mass Effect 3! www.twitch.tv/128grazer
November 30, 2025 at 1:57 AM
KAI LENG MUST DIE and keep my husband's name out of his bitchass mouth... Time for Mass Effect 3! www.twitch.tv/128grazer
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November 30, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Apparently the White House has launched an official "Media Offenders" page of their website, and to save you the trouble of looking it up, just imagine a Burn Book written by the absolute saddest of little fascist babies. Incredible stuff.
November 30, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Apparently the White House has launched an official "Media Offenders" page of their website, and to save you the trouble of looking it up, just imagine a Burn Book written by the absolute saddest of little fascist babies. Incredible stuff.
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You love to see it
ICE garage blockaded in lower Manhattan with dozens of agents stuck inside as more and more New Yorkers gather.
NYPD observed staging on Canal & Broadway, expected come over for crowd control.
NYPD observed staging on Canal & Broadway, expected come over for crowd control.
November 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
You love to see it
Ew. Just one more reason not to go. www.mtlblog.com/canada-us-bo...
The US will soon photograph Canadians at the border — here's what travellers need to know
Anyone who refuses may be denied entry.
www.mtlblog.com
November 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Ew. Just one more reason not to go. www.mtlblog.com/canada-us-bo...
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Did you know?
In the Victorian era, a baker unintentionally created a symbol of poverty: the bread line.
Louis Fleischmann noticed men gathering outside, huddling against the warmth that drifted from his ovens. Moved by their condition, he carried out trays of unsold bread.
#Victorian #history
In the Victorian era, a baker unintentionally created a symbol of poverty: the bread line.
Louis Fleischmann noticed men gathering outside, huddling against the warmth that drifted from his ovens. Moved by their condition, he carried out trays of unsold bread.
#Victorian #history
November 29, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Did you know?
In the Victorian era, a baker unintentionally created a symbol of poverty: the bread line.
Louis Fleischmann noticed men gathering outside, huddling against the warmth that drifted from his ovens. Moved by their condition, he carried out trays of unsold bread.
#Victorian #history
In the Victorian era, a baker unintentionally created a symbol of poverty: the bread line.
Louis Fleischmann noticed men gathering outside, huddling against the warmth that drifted from his ovens. Moved by their condition, he carried out trays of unsold bread.
#Victorian #history
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Live now with Mass Efect 3! It's Turian Time! www.twitch.tv/128grazer
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
November 29, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Live now with Mass Efect 3! It's Turian Time! www.twitch.tv/128grazer
November 29, 2025 at 12:59 AM
For those who've been wondering (and everyone else): yes, it's true, and IL is moving out before New Year's. Relatedly, if anyone knows an Ontario lawyer who will actually RETURN MESSAGES and calls that'd be great. I don't even care what kind of lawyer at this point.
November 29, 2025 at 12:51 AM
For those who've been wondering (and everyone else): yes, it's true, and IL is moving out before New Year's. Relatedly, if anyone knows an Ontario lawyer who will actually RETURN MESSAGES and calls that'd be great. I don't even care what kind of lawyer at this point.
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I find it fascinating that the entire world is essentially struggling with the same social problems and instead of giving people housing and resources we continue to elect leaders who guard those resources.
Maybe time to change gears???
Maybe time to change gears???
November 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I find it fascinating that the entire world is essentially struggling with the same social problems and instead of giving people housing and resources we continue to elect leaders who guard those resources.
Maybe time to change gears???
Maybe time to change gears???