oh Phil...

Those lantern injuries will do that to you, you better go get that taken care of before you forget other things obscured by cats...

....Uhhhh

(closes bathroom door that has wall to wall, floor to ceiling carpet)

Huh, who would do something like that?

Weird...

"Ah, that is Professor Moe Lesser you're looking for. His office is just down the hall, to your ri---"

Grab every paper possible and run away.

Well, it is a delicious cake. Surprised there weren't fights breaking out for the scraps.

And the ones with only tubs, you must Andre the Giant in them.

THE TOILET GAUNTLET HAS SPOKEN!!!

Yeah, but the coat bath is indeed a treacherous trap. Two toilets, one go.

All coat

I mean, who doesn't want a bathroom for every day of the week.

That Chipotle one though, gonna have to get permanent hazard taping off...

Understandable, but you also don't know those variables and you don't know what you might be able to ask for.

The important part is the negotiating

Well, that's an interesting situation to be in. What's your immediate thought?

I mean, have you ever had to deal with a possessed pair of pajama legs?

Eww....

Allllll right.

If you get a surprise reach around tonight and find a possessed pair of jammies, don't blame me.

I am sure it is a spinoff, but let's keep in mind that these dark days, everything was a possession gateway and every news article was encouraging you not to put your penis into things to prevent possession.

Cocaine?

Sure.

Penis?

We aren't savages, you know?

There is a reason why Larian has moved on from the D&D license.

They need to spread the possession sex to more video games.

Ah, good. You have avoided the insta-possession of BG3 with all it's illithid porn and tentacle touching and moist sex bits.

Avoid with all ability, please!

Ah, but if he became a wolfwere (a wolf that is cursed to be a human for a day and then cause havoc), the Naked God who sits on the firmament while pressing his ass cheeks against the glass so that you know he loves you will forgive him.

Also, I hate the wolfwere.

With an irrational passion.

They already did.

The fact you didn't notice them is the reason why the "invisible demon reach around" is so insidious.