chip eater lore
@loreothy.bsky.social
etymologyplayground on ao3, megafaunatic on tumblr, formerly of sanlanglovemail on bird app • they/them • art tag #loreart
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Hi everybody,
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
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November 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Hi everybody,
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
why does the T in MBTA stand for Transportation and not Transit
November 29, 2025 at 1:12 AM
why does the T in MBTA stand for Transportation and not Transit
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the first 3 words u see will define ur 2026 😭
November 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
the first 3 words u see will define ur 2026 😭
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www.tigertigercomic.com/tiger-tiger/...
it is TIGERS DAY
it is TIGERS DAY
November 26, 2025 at 9:47 AM
www.tigertigercomic.com/tiger-tiger/...
it is TIGERS DAY
it is TIGERS DAY
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Years of work involving an amazing team at BBCSstudios Framestore AppleTV, our series #PrehistoricPlanetIceAge is out now on #AppleTV. Huge thanks to everyone involved. All 5 eps have been released!
November 26, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Years of work involving an amazing team at BBCSstudios Framestore AppleTV, our series #PrehistoricPlanetIceAge is out now on #AppleTV. Huge thanks to everyone involved. All 5 eps have been released!
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i've lost chess to some dogs, it's true, but at least not that dog
November 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
i've lost chess to some dogs, it's true, but at least not that dog
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November 25, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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please read my comic about slutty wizards with personality problems
November 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
please read my comic about slutty wizards with personality problems
herbert hoover voice A bidet in every home
November 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
herbert hoover voice A bidet in every home
in cars universe etc do you think the sentient planes consider "puddlejumper" a bit of a slur
November 22, 2025 at 3:50 PM
in cars universe etc do you think the sentient planes consider "puddlejumper" a bit of a slur
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while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.
November 21, 2025 at 12:11 PM
while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.
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From Insta. This is so neat! We need monsters like this. Stylized, fluid, unconventional.
(Not me however. My spine says “no,” but in less polite terms.)
(Not me however. My spine says “no,” but in less polite terms.)
November 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
From Insta. This is so neat! We need monsters like this. Stylized, fluid, unconventional.
(Not me however. My spine says “no,” but in less polite terms.)
(Not me however. My spine says “no,” but in less polite terms.)
happy northern hemisphere chilly season. did you know you can and should be putting your duvet covers, should they exist, onto your duvets by turning them inside out, scrunching up the whole cover, matching the corners cover:duvet, and then rolling the cover up the duvet like a condom
November 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
happy northern hemisphere chilly season. did you know you can and should be putting your duvet covers, should they exist, onto your duvets by turning them inside out, scrunching up the whole cover, matching the corners cover:duvet, and then rolling the cover up the duvet like a condom
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November 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
happy want by joan larkin friday
it's want by joan larkin monday everyone give it up for want by joan larkin monday
November 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
happy want by joan larkin friday
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˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞. once again I have ignored the first rule of posting ˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞. don't post ˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞. never post ˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞. ˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞. ˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞.
⠀∧＿∧
（𓂂︲⩊︲𓂂)つ━♡・*。
⊂ ノ ・゜+.
しーＪ °。+ *´¨)
.· ´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨)
(¸.·´ (¸.·'* ♡
⠀∧＿∧
（𓂂︲⩊︲𓂂)つ━♡・*。
⊂ ノ ・゜+.
しーＪ °。+ *´¨)
.· ´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨)
(¸.·´ (¸.·'* ♡
November 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM
˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞. once again I have ignored the first rule of posting ˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞. don't post ˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞. never post ˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞. ˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞. ˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞.
⠀∧＿∧
（𓂂︲⩊︲𓂂)つ━♡・*。
⊂ ノ ・゜+.
しーＪ °。+ *´¨)
.· ´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨)
(¸.·´ (¸.·'* ♡
⠀∧＿∧
（𓂂︲⩊︲𓂂)つ━♡・*。
⊂ ノ ・゜+.
しーＪ °。+ *´¨)
.· ´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨)
(¸.·´ (¸.·'* ♡
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November 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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if i were a prince i would literally just not spend my time scheming to kill my brother the heir or emperor or whatever. are you kidding. catch me cutting ribbons and playing chess and learning to paint. who would give up the chance to be a royal mooch
November 20, 2025 at 1:22 AM
if i were a prince i would literally just not spend my time scheming to kill my brother the heir or emperor or whatever. are you kidding. catch me cutting ribbons and playing chess and learning to paint. who would give up the chance to be a royal mooch
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www.tigertigercomic.com/tiger-tiger/...
It's a new Tigers...
It's a new Tigers...
November 19, 2025 at 6:37 PM
www.tigertigercomic.com/tiger-tiger/...
It's a new Tigers...
It's a new Tigers...
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This essay about Cinder House is definitely the most vulnerable, personal thing I've ever written; it took me over a year to get to the point where I wanted to tell this particular story. Thanks to @booktrib.bsky.social for giving it a home! 🏠🔥
booktrib.com/2025/11/18/h...
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Housing the Heroine in “Cinder House” | BookTrib.
If you asked me today, and if you'd asked me two years ago, I'd tell you I'm very fond of my house. It's nothing special. It's a townhouse surrounded by other townhouses that look just like it, formin...
booktrib.com
November 18, 2025 at 10:31 PM
This essay about Cinder House is definitely the most vulnerable, personal thing I've ever written; it took me over a year to get to the point where I wanted to tell this particular story. Thanks to @booktrib.bsky.social for giving it a home! 🏠🔥
booktrib.com/2025/11/18/h...
booktrib.com/2025/11/18/h...
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SS is an amazing event - it features of the best folks making smut right now, across a variety of genres and sensibilities.
This bundle is a great way to discover new artists and directly support queer creators during what is, lbr, a pretty shit time for us. And with 80% off savings, it's a STEAL!
This bundle is a great way to discover new artists and directly support queer creators during what is, lbr, a pretty shit time for us. And with 80% off savings, it's a STEAL!
November 16, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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hi lol!!! i wrote a fic yesterday.
teenage frenemies matoba seiji and natori shuuichi conducting semi-willing gecko youkai experiments. getting pestered in the name of science etc etc
3k / rated t
archiveofourown.org/works/74299011
teenage frenemies matoba seiji and natori shuuichi conducting semi-willing gecko youkai experiments. getting pestered in the name of science etc etc
3k / rated t
archiveofourown.org/works/74299011
November 16, 2025 at 5:20 PM
hi lol!!! i wrote a fic yesterday.
teenage frenemies matoba seiji and natori shuuichi conducting semi-willing gecko youkai experiments. getting pestered in the name of science etc etc
3k / rated t
archiveofourown.org/works/74299011
teenage frenemies matoba seiji and natori shuuichi conducting semi-willing gecko youkai experiments. getting pestered in the name of science etc etc
3k / rated t
archiveofourown.org/works/74299011
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THRALL galleys are HERE!! I’ve got a proper giveaway planned for the upcoming week, but in the meantime, reply with a number between 1-386 and I’ll give you a line from that page! (There are also two prologue pages without numbers…)
November 16, 2025 at 6:44 PM
THRALL galleys are HERE!! I’ve got a proper giveaway planned for the upcoming week, but in the meantime, reply with a number between 1-386 and I’ll give you a line from that page! (There are also two prologue pages without numbers…)