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Lauren 🪷
@lorlolauren.bsky.social
Pearl, Ida, Mondo and stories 💙
Raging man-hating bitch. Invincible.
You will be visited by 3 spirits.
December 9, 2025 at 7:14 AM
My cat is basically the abominal snowman; kinda cross-eyed, destructive and easily distracted by the next shiny object he might be able to play with and kill.
December 6, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Many years ago, in what seemed like a fever dream, I woke up to see this amazing structure while driving thru Bilbao, Spain to visit my big sister. An architecture and Frank Gehry lover was born. RIP
December 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Scored Kill Bill Volumes 1&2 at my library for a quarter each. 👍🏽
December 5, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Boo! Justice for Nacho! My chiweirdos are the Best In Show! 🐶 #NationalDogShow
November 27, 2025 at 9:29 PM
My little Ida is a jumper.
November 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Omg, Rian, I named my dog Ida after Ida Lupino. ❤️
November 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
November 23, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Ground Control to Major Tom
Ground Control to Major Tom
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on
Ground Control to Major Tom (ten, nine, eight, seven, six)
Commencing countdown, engines on (five, four, three, two)
Check ignition and may God's love be with you (one, lift off)
November 23, 2025 at 5:08 AM
My new obsession while watching Ken Burns’s “The American Revolution ,is guessing which celeb is voicing the historical figure. I’ve even taken pics of the credits for a cheat sheet.

How did I not figure out mouth-breather,Tobias Menzies, was one of them? 😑
November 18, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Impossible.
November 17, 2025 at 3:51 AM
November 13, 2025 at 1:16 AM
So, this guy.
November 11, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Mine do.
November 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I have daylight savings/World Series trauma hangover.
November 2, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Happy Halloweenie 🎃 from me and my brood.
November 1, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I love a chonk. My guy is starting to get there.
October 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
October 25, 2025 at 2:43 AM
October 23, 2025 at 1:22 AM
This asshole wishes…
October 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Decided to go!

I'm attending No Kings's event, “NO KINGS, Palm Springs” - sign up now to join me! #commoncause www.mobilize.us/commoncause/...
October 18, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Can anyone get Tommy Schnauz on bluesky so I can get these photos of episode breakdown boards like this one for “Winner,” the season 4 finale of Better Call Saul? I used to follow him on twatter when he’d post them for Breaking Bad.
October 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Wait, they called Marshall Dixon,aka the camera guy, “Kid Kubrick” in the writers room of Better Call Saul?? Lol perfect! He’s so good!

“This camera is only for the few, the proud, the auteurs.”
October 10, 2025 at 5:16 AM
If #BloodOfMyBlood pulls an old school soap opera trope and has Brian kidnap Ellen just before her wedding and has someone else walk down the aisle under a veil, (à la DOOL 1984 Bo and Hope!) I will forever be their bitch.
October 9, 2025 at 9:16 PM
October 9, 2025 at 12:41 AM