LostUzumaki
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That's a surefire way to get Arachnus. Should I even ask why Megs wants to lure him out of his webs? 👀
December 5, 2025 at 6:31 AM
That's a surefire way to get Arachnus. Should I even ask why Megs wants to lure him out of his webs? 👀
Why do I feel like Megs supports this? xd
December 5, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Why do I feel like Megs supports this? xd
He has a system for this, but he doesn't like when cons takes his datapads from the cobwebs and destroys them :(
December 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
He has a system for this, but he doesn't like when cons takes his datapads from the cobwebs and destroys them :(
I think I'll join you
December 4, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I think I'll join you
Megatron will try to be a strict leader, but damn, that spider has completely charmed him
December 4, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Megatron will try to be a strict leader, but damn, that spider has completely charmed him
Thank you!
They're both in a tough spot, but at least they have each other (bad luck for Optimus, but oh well lol)
They're both in a tough spot, but at least they have each other (bad luck for Optimus, but oh well lol)
November 18, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Thank you!
They're both in a tough spot, but at least they have each other (bad luck for Optimus, but oh well lol)
They're both in a tough spot, but at least they have each other (bad luck for Optimus, but oh well lol)
Okay, I got too tangled up in this 🥺
November 17, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Okay, I got too tangled up in this 🥺
... maybe a little bigger🫣
November 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
... maybe a little bigger🫣
That's what he says now, but soon he'll be spoiling her. Even if he can't match Megs, he'll spoil her so much that Oppy will have to be the strict parent
November 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
That's what he says now, but soon he'll be spoiling her. Even if he can't match Megs, he'll spoil her so much that Oppy will have to be the strict parent
I love how Optimus is angry that he lost, while Megatron is the happiest
November 14, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I love how Optimus is angry that he lost, while Megatron is the happiest
Yeah Optimus, you should have said yes
Optimus: Leave me alone??? You're going to give me nightmares!
Optimus: Leave me alone??? You're going to give me nightmares!
November 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Yeah Optimus, you should have said yes
Optimus: Leave me alone??? You're going to give me nightmares!
Optimus: Leave me alone??? You're going to give me nightmares!
Optimus: Nooooo
Megatron: He meant yes—
Optimus: Shut up and go pay that fine!
Megatron: 😑
Megatron: He meant yes—
Optimus: Shut up and go pay that fine!
Megatron: 😑
November 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Optimus: Nooooo
Megatron: He meant yes—
Optimus: Shut up and go pay that fine!
Megatron: 😑
Megatron: He meant yes—
Optimus: Shut up and go pay that fine!
Megatron: 😑
Optimus: That actually sounds good—no! You won't convince me!
Megatron: I'd give you anything you want
Optimus: Leave me alone!
Megatron: No :)
Megatron: I'd give you anything you want
Optimus: Leave me alone!
Megatron: No :)
November 14, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Optimus: That actually sounds good—no! You won't convince me!
Megatron: I'd give you anything you want
Optimus: Leave me alone!
Megatron: No :)
Megatron: I'd give you anything you want
Optimus: Leave me alone!
Megatron: No :)
Optimus: No, I'm not paid enough for this! I'm going home! We're not having any children!
Megatron: To our home?😏
Optimus: To mine!
Megatron:🥺
Megatron: To our home?😏
Optimus: To mine!
Megatron:🥺
November 14, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Optimus: No, I'm not paid enough for this! I'm going home! We're not having any children!
Megatron: To our home?😏
Optimus: To mine!
Megatron:🥺
Megatron: To our home?😏
Optimus: To mine!
Megatron:🥺