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Gary's and Jessie's treat dispenser. #COYS Daddy Davies Stan account, worst snooker player there is. Going on about books an awful lot. Less Eric Bristow, more Vanny Bisto
Yeah bois
December 6, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Daniel levy has a new career as a Brooklyn plumber defending the mushroom kingdom
December 6, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Oh the irony of a race horse called “Rob the Rich”
December 5, 2025 at 11:14 PM
The tree is up! And so are some of my favourite ornaments. Question is how long for?
December 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
No more Romero slander please
December 2, 2025 at 10:08 PM
We’re a Tottenham Hotmess
November 30, 2025 at 10:29 AM
If you think match going fans deserve this shit, unfollow me now
November 29, 2025 at 10:01 PM
It’s ok, I’ll stand
November 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I’m a bookshop owner (well small part of one). Much more exciting than a racing cooperative and more rewarding.
as we have a few new followers i thought i had better tell you about the shop...

2019: The co-op is formed
When a popular local bookshop (The Big Green Bookshop) moved away from the area at the end of 2018, it left Wood Green and Turnpike Lane without a bookshop.
November 29, 2025 at 4:37 PM
November 29, 2025 at 3:44 PM
D has gone out to the spurs shop for Black Friday. Little does he know they only do the offers online. It’s pissing down. I’m a bit evil for not telling him.
November 29, 2025 at 1:14 PM
So glad my pension contributions are now being taxed for this.
November 29, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Went to Paris for football. It wasn’t dirty, people weren’t rude, it wasn’t dangerous. We had a great time, met lovely people and ate lush food. Am I missing any of the stereotypes people have?
November 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Just found Gary doing a wee in the dust pan. Why can't I have a normal pet?
November 28, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Meta AI is so intelligent, it sent me a prompt to use it in Hungarian. I do t speak Hungarian, am not Hungarian, am not in Hungary.
November 23, 2025 at 1:00 PM
My dear Celia
November 19, 2025 at 9:53 PM
The Sean on embankment is absolutely brilliant. Service is incredible, food outstanding and location is fantastic. Had two mains, two sides, a bottle of wine and cocktails for about £55 which for central London is not bad at all
November 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
argh, so many videos of random people taking a cat they see outside and claiming the "cat distribution system". No, you're an idiot stealing someone's pet.
November 19, 2025 at 9:51 AM
The perfect hiding space doesn’t exist
November 18, 2025 at 5:25 PM
WE PAY TAXES HERE!!!!! Argh has everyone lost their minds?
Reform’s plan to cut EU citizens’ benefits would risk trade war with Europe, Labour claims – UK politics live
Reform’s plan to cut EU citizens’ benefits would risk trade war with Europe, Labour claims – UK politics live
As Reform announces what it claims are £25bn in savings through cuts, Labour says ‘Farage’s fantasy numbers don’t add up’ Good morning. Yesterday, as the government announced drastic plans to curb the number of asylum seekers able to stay in the UK, it was accused of adopting the politics of Reform UK, the anti-immigration party with a big lead in the opinion polls. In response, ministers argued that Labour would be doing even worse if it just ignored the legitimate concerns of voters who are supporting Nigel Farage’s party. But, when mainstream parties move on to the territory of the more extreme parties, they often respond with a further lurch to the right, and we will see an example of that today. Nigel Farage, the Reform UK leader, is holding a press conference where he is going to announce proposals that cover immigration and the budget (the other huge announcement preoccupying Westminster politics at the moment). As Peter Walker reports, Farage will propose spending cuts which he clams would save £25bn a year. The virtual elimination of all foreign aid spending. Currently aid spending runs at almost £14bn a year, but Reform would slash this to £1bn. Removing the right of EU nationals living in the UK to claim benefits, which Reform UK says would save £6bn. Increasing the cost of the NHS surcharge, the fee paid by non-UK residents when they get a visa to stay in the UK. This would rise form £1,035 to £2,718 a year, which Reform UK says would save £5bn. Nigel Farage’s fantasy numbers don’t add up, and he’d leave British taxpayers footing a hefty bill. Farage is happy to slap British shoppers with higher prices at the checkouts by risking a trade war with Europe. He’d betray working people and hammer British businesses who want to trade with the EU. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 18, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Call me crazy but while services made a mistake not to search her properly, why is no one laying the blame where it belongs: her harassing ex?! www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
Woman killed herself after south London hospital neglect, coroner concludes
Michelle Sparman, 48, died after staff at Queen Mary’s hospital in Roehampton failed to search her possessions adequately, inquest finds
www.theguardian.com
November 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Show me a more niche product than this
November 17, 2025 at 11:20 AM
My cousin loves voice notes. She sent me one over 13!!! Minutes!!!! wtf?!
November 17, 2025 at 10:17 AM
It’s criminal this book isn’t one of the classics, it should be. @iammilliam.bsky.social www.goodreads.com/book/show/25...
One Moonlit Night (Canons)
Translated from the Welsh Philip Mitchell. This book wa…
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November 14, 2025 at 11:06 PM