Mike Hawk
@lovemikehawk.bsky.social
Boston based drag king. Full of bad ideas. I blame most of my success on the Boston top shortage
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Mike Hawk
@lovemikehawk.bsky.social
· Nov 14
I should probably post some drag so folks know who tf I am
here's me as an onion
here's me as an onion
reading Manhunt and realizing very suddenly that the dykes all wind up at the fort down the street from my parents house
Now I am picturing the characters using my moms quilts and eating their inexplicable deviled ham stockpile in the apocalypse
Now I am picturing the characters using my moms quilts and eating their inexplicable deviled ham stockpile in the apocalypse
August 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
reading Manhunt and realizing very suddenly that the dykes all wind up at the fort down the street from my parents house
Now I am picturing the characters using my moms quilts and eating their inexplicable deviled ham stockpile in the apocalypse
Now I am picturing the characters using my moms quilts and eating their inexplicable deviled ham stockpile in the apocalypse
Most of my neighbors work 2nd shift which is usually nice, except today, when the power was out when I woke up and I was wandering around trying to find someone to confirm it wasnt my unit
July 24, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Most of my neighbors work 2nd shift which is usually nice, except today, when the power was out when I woke up and I was wandering around trying to find someone to confirm it wasnt my unit
inside you there are two @spank-knightly.bsky.social . One is nacho and one is cool ranch. that ancient TikTok plays on loop at all times. nanabanana
June 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
inside you there are two @spank-knightly.bsky.social . One is nacho and one is cool ranch. that ancient TikTok plays on loop at all times. nanabanana
I got a weird sex toy for drag purposes but multiple people have asked me to use it on them out of sheer curiosity so now I gotta go get a second copy of the weird sex toy for drag purposes
June 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I got a weird sex toy for drag purposes but multiple people have asked me to use it on them out of sheer curiosity so now I gotta go get a second copy of the weird sex toy for drag purposes
If you don't know who this is about, he is a well known PDX king now and his friends like to harass people who discretely notify them of his history.
I'll tell anyone who wants to know, though.
I'll tell anyone who wants to know, though.
It feels like an annual occurrence that this shitbag pops up again and I get reminded of him bragging to me about raping my friend
June 9, 2025 at 8:52 PM
If you don't know who this is about, he is a well known PDX king now and his friends like to harass people who discretely notify them of his history.
I'll tell anyone who wants to know, though.
I'll tell anyone who wants to know, though.
It feels like an annual occurrence that this shitbag pops up again and I get reminded of him bragging to me about raping my friend
June 9, 2025 at 8:41 PM
It feels like an annual occurrence that this shitbag pops up again and I get reminded of him bragging to me about raping my friend
@kingperk.bsky.social and @henlobullfrog.bsky.social have both been here enough that we will just pretend we can claim them as Boston boys. Dual citizenship
honestly it is kinda wild there's no Boston boys competing on King of Drag. like the cast looks amazing but hopefully we can get some of our fellas in the next season
May 30, 2025 at 2:44 PM
@kingperk.bsky.social and @henlobullfrog.bsky.social have both been here enough that we will just pretend we can claim them as Boston boys. Dual citizenship
Was asked if I'd been cruising at rose wharf a few months back and it took me wayyyyy too long to remember I'd been on an actual boat cruise in March with the day job
May 22, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Was asked if I'd been cruising at rose wharf a few months back and it took me wayyyyy too long to remember I'd been on an actual boat cruise in March with the day job
Reposted by Mike Hawk
Our pride event list is better than whatever crap your local mainstream media provider puts out because ours actually includes the 18+ alcohol-free yaoi drag show. You'd only get that from the gl*be if the editor didn't bother to google yaoi.
May 20, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Our pride event list is better than whatever crap your local mainstream media provider puts out because ours actually includes the 18+ alcohol-free yaoi drag show. You'd only get that from the gl*be if the editor didn't bother to google yaoi.
Anyway congratulate me on the patent that I wish I could share publicly and promise is not made up at all 😭
(Its for a medical device)
(Its for a medical device)
I got a PATENT and I cant even BRAG ABOUT IT because they issued it under my DEADNAME because it takes 10 YEARS for the damn things to be accepted
May 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Anyway congratulate me on the patent that I wish I could share publicly and promise is not made up at all 😭
(Its for a medical device)
(Its for a medical device)
I got a PATENT and I cant even BRAG ABOUT IT because they issued it under my DEADNAME because it takes 10 YEARS for the damn things to be accepted
May 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I got a PATENT and I cant even BRAG ABOUT IT because they issued it under my DEADNAME because it takes 10 YEARS for the damn things to be accepted
Reposted by Mike Hawk
AI use is pure loser behavior. Like damn, you’re lazy AND your work immediately looks cheap. Tragic.
May 14, 2025 at 9:07 PM
AI use is pure loser behavior. Like damn, you’re lazy AND your work immediately looks cheap. Tragic.
I've noticed that people complaining about lack of butch lesbians either think Ruby Rose is butch and anything more is unacceptable, or they just don't like fat dykes
TERFs always say that. “There are no butch lesbians anymore because they keep transitioning.”
That’s not true at all, but let’s ignore that for a moment.
Nobody’s making anyone transition. Are you saying trans men should be forced to live as butch lesbians because you, personally, prefer those?
That’s not true at all, but let’s ignore that for a moment.
Nobody’s making anyone transition. Are you saying trans men should be forced to live as butch lesbians because you, personally, prefer those?
And at the exact same time, the TERFs are pushing the incredibly dishonest framing that trans men are threatening the very existence of butch lesbians, for whom the TERFs are speaking up. And, giant surprise I know, here's where that lie leads.
May 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I've noticed that people complaining about lack of butch lesbians either think Ruby Rose is butch and anything more is unacceptable, or they just don't like fat dykes
Reposted by Mike Hawk
This is the inevitable result of a moral panic about trans people. Cis people will always be impacted more from attempts to police gender.
www.cbsnews.com/boston/news/...
www.cbsnews.com/boston/news/...
Woman says security guard at Liberty Hotel in Boston confronted her in bathroom, asked to prove gender
A couple said a security guard at the Liberty Hotel in Boston challenged their use of a bathroom and kicked them out.
www.cbsnews.com
May 6, 2025 at 2:02 PM
This is the inevitable result of a moral panic about trans people. Cis people will always be impacted more from attempts to police gender.
www.cbsnews.com/boston/news/...
www.cbsnews.com/boston/news/...
Reposted by Mike Hawk
GUYS, DID KELLY MANTLE ARRIVE AT THE MET GALA YET?!
May 6, 2025 at 4:27 AM
GUYS, DID KELLY MANTLE ARRIVE AT THE MET GALA YET?!
when you're making out at the club and your corset keep catching on her fishnet top
May 3, 2025 at 12:58 PM
when you're making out at the club and your corset keep catching on her fishnet top
I think I was just mistaken for @itsgwenitalia.bsky.social ???
May 3, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I think I was just mistaken for @itsgwenitalia.bsky.social ???
Drank 8 oz of "piss" for my bear grylls number and have never been more hydrated at a gig
May 2, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Drank 8 oz of "piss" for my bear grylls number and have never been more hydrated at a gig
If you're wondering what dating me is like
After date 1 she asked friends for advice on how soon was too soon to send me a (clothed, silly) twerking video and they said NO ITS TOO SOON YOU WILL SCARE HIM OFF and she had to say "does your answer change if he just sent me an edward dildohands look"
After date 1 she asked friends for advice on how soon was too soon to send me a (clothed, silly) twerking video and they said NO ITS TOO SOON YOU WILL SCARE HIM OFF and she had to say "does your answer change if he just sent me an edward dildohands look"
May 1, 2025 at 3:43 AM
If you're wondering what dating me is like
After date 1 she asked friends for advice on how soon was too soon to send me a (clothed, silly) twerking video and they said NO ITS TOO SOON YOU WILL SCARE HIM OFF and she had to say "does your answer change if he just sent me an edward dildohands look"
After date 1 she asked friends for advice on how soon was too soon to send me a (clothed, silly) twerking video and they said NO ITS TOO SOON YOU WILL SCARE HIM OFF and she had to say "does your answer change if he just sent me an edward dildohands look"
the woke version of both halves of a trad couple
April 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
the woke version of both halves of a trad couple
Technically they only NEED to change their name bc some names are offensive (it started with Mercurius who didn't want to be named for a Roman god)
Pope Pizzaballa is not an unChristian name and is in fact, cool as heck
Pope Pizzaballa is not an unChristian name and is in fact, cool as heck
I am happy that Bluesky has discovered the sweet joys of simply uttering the name of Pierbattista Pizzaballa, Cardinal Patriarch of Jerusalem
April 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Technically they only NEED to change their name bc some names are offensive (it started with Mercurius who didn't want to be named for a Roman god)
Pope Pizzaballa is not an unChristian name and is in fact, cool as heck
Pope Pizzaballa is not an unChristian name and is in fact, cool as heck