Kwisatz Haterade
@lowbeyonder.bsky.social
USian living in Ireland 🏳️⚧️ May be NSFW, or just unhinged.
Plural system (lazy about attribution tho)
💠/🪆 Athena: host, doll, owned by @f-89.bsky.social
🖋️ Virginia: Host Emeritus
❤️🔥 Gally: along for the ride
& others who don't post much.
Plural system (lazy about attribution tho)
💠/🪆 Athena: host, doll, owned by @f-89.bsky.social
🖋️ Virginia: Host Emeritus
❤️🔥 Gally: along for the ride
& others who don't post much.
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Kwisatz Haterade
@lowbeyonder.bsky.social
· Oct 11
Now that we can finally pin posts I'm putting this up to forever minimize the risk of anyone getting the mistaken impression that I am a reasonable person who makes sensible decisions in life.
Mana Drain, my belovéd… one day, we will return…
Mana Drain, my belovéd… one day, we will return…
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every fucking popup with the options "yes" and "maybe later" but no "fuck off and die" should be prosecuted as a crime.
December 2, 2025 at 11:00 AM
every fucking popup with the options "yes" and "maybe later" but no "fuck off and die" should be prosecuted as a crime.
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Any moots know any great systems SWEs with networking focus looking for a new gig right now? A good gauge is if they've recently written any eBPF programs. Go background is also a plus. Figured I'd toss out a line.
Company is ~30 people running our own HW in colo DCs doing IaaS.
Thanks y'all!
Company is ~30 people running our own HW in colo DCs doing IaaS.
Thanks y'all!
December 2, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Any moots know any great systems SWEs with networking focus looking for a new gig right now? A good gauge is if they've recently written any eBPF programs. Go background is also a plus. Figured I'd toss out a line.
Company is ~30 people running our own HW in colo DCs doing IaaS.
Thanks y'all!
Company is ~30 people running our own HW in colo DCs doing IaaS.
Thanks y'all!
unfortunately, it do be like that sometimes.
gmning bskies.
we regret to inform you that it is tuesday.
we have some unfortunate news. it is tuesday, and we apologize.
despite our best efforts, we have no choice but to tell you that it is tuesday.
we regret to inform you that it is tuesday.
we have some unfortunate news. it is tuesday, and we apologize.
despite our best efforts, we have no choice but to tell you that it is tuesday.
December 2, 2025 at 10:36 AM
unfortunately, it do be like that sometimes.
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'they no longer believe women are just violently bullying average looking men on dating apps'
December 2, 2025 at 8:27 AM
'they no longer believe women are just violently bullying average looking men on dating apps'
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ODYSSEUS: wife I am home after 20 years
PENELOPE: oh shit I mean honey you are home how wonderful
ODYSSEUS: who are all these strange men
PENELOPE: well, I'll tell you what they're definitely not, which is a 300 person polycule ruling in your absence
PENELOPE: oh shit I mean honey you are home how wonderful
ODYSSEUS: who are all these strange men
PENELOPE: well, I'll tell you what they're definitely not, which is a 300 person polycule ruling in your absence
December 2, 2025 at 8:28 AM
ODYSSEUS: wife I am home after 20 years
PENELOPE: oh shit I mean honey you are home how wonderful
ODYSSEUS: who are all these strange men
PENELOPE: well, I'll tell you what they're definitely not, which is a 300 person polycule ruling in your absence
PENELOPE: oh shit I mean honey you are home how wonderful
ODYSSEUS: who are all these strange men
PENELOPE: well, I'll tell you what they're definitely not, which is a 300 person polycule ruling in your absence
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(watching an Ikaruga TAS) This, too, is yuri.
December 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
(watching an Ikaruga TAS) This, too, is yuri.
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My grandfather had a saying -
"Excuses only satisfy THOSE who make them"
and for years I told myself I wasn't a good enough poet to make a book. That I needed more polish. More acclaim
But excuses only satisfy those who make them
and I am not satisfied
www.kickstarter.com/projects/sag...
"Excuses only satisfy THOSE who make them"
and for years I told myself I wasn't a good enough poet to make a book. That I needed more polish. More acclaim
But excuses only satisfy those who make them
and I am not satisfied
www.kickstarter.com/projects/sag...
December 2, 2025 at 5:56 AM
My grandfather had a saying -
"Excuses only satisfy THOSE who make them"
and for years I told myself I wasn't a good enough poet to make a book. That I needed more polish. More acclaim
But excuses only satisfy those who make them
and I am not satisfied
www.kickstarter.com/projects/sag...
"Excuses only satisfy THOSE who make them"
and for years I told myself I wasn't a good enough poet to make a book. That I needed more polish. More acclaim
But excuses only satisfy those who make them
and I am not satisfied
www.kickstarter.com/projects/sag...
(watching an Ikaruga TAS) This, too, is yuri.
December 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
(watching an Ikaruga TAS) This, too, is yuri.
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DRINK WATER FROM THE SKULLS OF YOUR ENEMIES! IF YOU HAVE CRUSHED THEIR SKULLS, USE A GLASS.
December 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
DRINK WATER FROM THE SKULLS OF YOUR ENEMIES! IF YOU HAVE CRUSHED THEIR SKULLS, USE A GLASS.
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When I find a torrent with one person seeding it, I like to imagine a Windows XP machine, dimly lit by a failing light bulb. Running 24/7 for 15 years, no utility company dare pin down it's location. But there it is, bleach.avi, long forgotten in an insane asylum basement.
December 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM
When I find a torrent with one person seeding it, I like to imagine a Windows XP machine, dimly lit by a failing light bulb. Running 24/7 for 15 years, no utility company dare pin down it's location. But there it is, bleach.avi, long forgotten in an insane asylum basement.
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[to the tune of The Distance by CAKE]
she's reading the discourse
she's scrolling through skeets
she’s all alone (all alone)
all alone in her Bangers feed
she's reading the discourse
she's scrolling through skeets
she’s all alone (all alone)
all alone in her Bangers feed
April 27, 2024 at 8:14 PM
[to the tune of The Distance by CAKE]
she's reading the discourse
she's scrolling through skeets
she’s all alone (all alone)
all alone in her Bangers feed
she's reading the discourse
she's scrolling through skeets
she’s all alone (all alone)
all alone in her Bangers feed
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One consequence I hope the AI slop drive has is making people inherently distrust and hate any media that is just thoughtlessly bashing together existing IPs and aesthetics, and reliant purely on I Recognize That Thing. An agonizing and much deserved death to Deadpool In A Delorean aesthetics.
December 1, 2025 at 10:03 AM
One consequence I hope the AI slop drive has is making people inherently distrust and hate any media that is just thoughtlessly bashing together existing IPs and aesthetics, and reliant purely on I Recognize That Thing. An agonizing and much deserved death to Deadpool In A Delorean aesthetics.
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every trans person i see post about the OU suspension knows that the suspended target is trans & a grad student, & has an innate awareness that this is about purging trans employees. every cis person i see thinks the target is a rando professor & that this is about giving conservatives good grades
December 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
every trans person i see post about the OU suspension knows that the suspended target is trans & a grad student, & has an innate awareness that this is about purging trans employees. every cis person i see thinks the target is a rando professor & that this is about giving conservatives good grades
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Forever thinking about this comic
November 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Forever thinking about this comic
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I probably should've started a little bit sooner but I have a root canal coming up on Thursday that I'm entirely paying out-of-pocket for. It's getting quite urgent and I'm not sure I can put it off again. Please, anything would be helpful even just a boost. Thank you so much 🖤
Hi y'all I very prematurely closed my old gfm and I've started a new one. Things are quite dire and it's looking like I'm going to need to hire a lawyer which I can't afford. Your help would mean the world to me truly.
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November 30, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I probably should've started a little bit sooner but I have a root canal coming up on Thursday that I'm entirely paying out-of-pocket for. It's getting quite urgent and I'm not sure I can put it off again. Please, anything would be helpful even just a boost. Thank you so much 🖤
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"YOU CANNOT COOK A DISH SO GOOD IT FORCES DINERS TO HAVE GOOD TABLE MANNERS"
is such a nice way to express "You cannot fix social problems with techological solutions", communicated in such a fluent way.
This is such a good post, I wanted to share it with you.
is such a nice way to express "You cannot fix social problems with techological solutions", communicated in such a fluent way.
This is such a good post, I wanted to share it with you.
November 30, 2025 at 1:26 PM
"YOU CANNOT COOK A DISH SO GOOD IT FORCES DINERS TO HAVE GOOD TABLE MANNERS"
is such a nice way to express "You cannot fix social problems with techological solutions", communicated in such a fluent way.
This is such a good post, I wanted to share it with you.
is such a nice way to express "You cannot fix social problems with techological solutions", communicated in such a fluent way.
This is such a good post, I wanted to share it with you.
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it is the nature of being trans that every so often someone reinvents Dorley Hall from first principles
June 24, 2025 at 6:47 AM
it is the nature of being trans that every so often someone reinvents Dorley Hall from first principles
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This feels like a tragedy.
This is for sale baby shoes never worn
This is for sale baby shoes never worn
November 29, 2025 at 9:32 PM
This feels like a tragedy.
This is for sale baby shoes never worn
This is for sale baby shoes never worn
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The death of browsing is part of the reason art is the way it is now. Our opinions are largely fed to us by algorithms. Spending a spare 15 minutes wandering around a bookstore or comic shop or video rental place was how you found stuff you wouldn't ordinarily pick up and thereby expanded your taste
Bookselling is like the most "people go to the store and buy what looks cool to them without a particular agenda" type business left, and your purchases have a huge influence on what is ordered, what is displayed, and what is recommended.
November 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The death of browsing is part of the reason art is the way it is now. Our opinions are largely fed to us by algorithms. Spending a spare 15 minutes wandering around a bookstore or comic shop or video rental place was how you found stuff you wouldn't ordinarily pick up and thereby expanded your taste
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Larry Hama had his finger on the pulse of the last 50 years of American culture when he wrote that Cobra Commander started out as a used car salesman
November 29, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Larry Hama had his finger on the pulse of the last 50 years of American culture when he wrote that Cobra Commander started out as a used car salesman
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i love weird devices and goofy gaming tech but i think 99% of the usecase of the 3rd party emulation handheld is the dude who sat next to me on the subway, scrolled his terabyte of games for 10 stops, watched the intro to Power Stone for the Sega Dreamcast, and then got off the train
November 29, 2025 at 5:49 AM
i love weird devices and goofy gaming tech but i think 99% of the usecase of the 3rd party emulation handheld is the dude who sat next to me on the subway, scrolled his terabyte of games for 10 stops, watched the intro to Power Stone for the Sega Dreamcast, and then got off the train