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🔞 28♂ >"""Programmer""" of useless things (and a muscle game) >wannabe-artist >implier of implications >enjoyer of beef (♂♀), booba (♀ only) https://lower.neocities.org/ 🦌🐁🐄🐅🐈🐕🦔🦦
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For the record, I like talking with people here, too, so my DMs are open if anyone wants to chat about beef, art, tech... or even just life stuff c:
lowontrash.bsky.social
My half of a trade with @briebuff.bsky.social: Morgan, single-handedly relocating the supermarket she works at.

They'll probably make her clean up the mess, too 🙄
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- Some of the king's men trek to the dungeon to welcome the apprentice's return, and to gaze upon the seven fabled contraptions shakily sputtering to life before them.
- Even with the fumes of alchemical precursors in the air, he pushes on, hoping for a day he sees the sun again.
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- The king has instead built a dungeon in the vast, damp wastelands of the kingdom, far from any soul save for the guards that occasionally patrol it.
- He practices his magic alone upon the beasts of metal and wood, reviving them from their decrepit slumber
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- After months of exile, the king summons the apprentice back with a promise to return him to the duchy in his own tower, on the condition that he toil alone on the king's ancient, enchanted contraptions
- The apprentice agrees
- ...but the king has not built a tower in the duchy.
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- The king agrees and permits the construction
- The royal sorcerer hears of the plan, and fears that it will lessen his influence in the duchy
- The sorcerer whispers in the king's ear that the apprentice wishes to usurp the kingdom's magic, and must be dealt with
- The king exiles the apprentice
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- Gets cast off to a far duchy where the royal sorcerer hasn't set foot in decades
- Spends time among the smiths and farmers
- Becomes acquainted to the duchy, and befriends its citizens and the duke
- The duke asks the king to establish a permanent tower for the apprentice, assigning him there
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The last two years of my life if it were medieval:
- A wizard's apprentice is welcomed to a kingdom as the royal sorcerer's assistant
- He is summoned daily from a dungeon to tend to what the royal sorcerer has neglected
- He grows weary of the sorceror's apathy and the king's fickle whims
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(It was me talking about her)
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Aisha hearing someone is talking about her

Aisha Clanclan © Hajime Yatate & Takehiko Itō

Coloring by bsky.app/profile/lowo...

Art by me
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With such colorful scales, she was an interesting challenge! Thanks again for the opportunity, @merelydrawing.bsky.social
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Yeah i don't really know what to say here anymore.

I just need help with things, i'm so tired of trying and i hate to beg.
I'm pretty near to the point of just giving up completely.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk, check my kofi out if you will

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lowontrash.bsky.social
Thank you so much umi ;u;
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I wish I could be somebody
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anybody think they can help me stop sucking so badly at art
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lowontrash.bsky.social
See, @aaat-da.bsky.social? Your work is thoroughly enjoyed.
lowontrash.bsky.social
You can do much more impressive things than I can with paper, my friend.
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this is the second time in 5 years where I initially tested low enough to treat, but the doctor was skeptical and ordered a repeat, and that came back at a level where the doctor said I was Close Enough™
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which happens to be 7 ng/dl above the threshold my doctor uses for "low enough to treat", while the prior test results (237 ng/dl) didn't count because reasons
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turns out I don't need to work out anymore

because it won't do anything

257 ng/dl T