LRRR
@lrrronearth.bsky.social
RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8. WORLD'S FOURTH-BEST DAD. PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. ROLE MODEL. HE/HIM. UNHINGED. YOU KNOW ME FROM TV. I'M LIKE IF EARL SINCLAIR WAS IN CHARGE AND COULD REALLY LAY PIPE
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MANIFESTING JOY BY SMASHING MY PHONE WITH A ROCK AND THROWING THE PIECES INTO A VOLCANO.
September 16, 2025 at 2:07 AM
MANIFESTING JOY BY SMASHING MY PHONE WITH A ROCK AND THROWING THE PIECES INTO A VOLCANO.
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MANIFESTING JOY BY SMASHING MY PHONE WITH A ROCK AND THROWING THE PIECES INTO A VOLCANO.
September 16, 2025 at 2:07 AM
MANIFESTING JOY BY SMASHING MY PHONE WITH A ROCK AND THROWING THE PIECES INTO A VOLCANO.
I, FOR ONE, AM HOPING AND PRAYING FOR A NICE HOAGIE. COPPA, SALAMI, PROSCIUTTO, THE NECESSARY ROUGHAGE, BANANA PEPPERS, AND LIKE AN 85% VINEGAR VINAIGRETTE.
September 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I, FOR ONE, AM HOPING AND PRAYING FOR A NICE HOAGIE. COPPA, SALAMI, PROSCIUTTO, THE NECESSARY ROUGHAGE, BANANA PEPPERS, AND LIKE AN 85% VINEGAR VINAIGRETTE.
UGH. STILL WITH THIS. CALL ME WHEN THE SKY IS RED.
September 10, 2025 at 4:46 AM
UGH. STILL WITH THIS. CALL ME WHEN THE SKY IS RED.
UGH, CHICAGO-STYLE POPE? WHY DON'T I JUST EAT OUT OF THE GARBAGE?
May 8, 2025 at 6:52 PM
UGH, CHICAGO-STYLE POPE? WHY DON'T I JUST EAT OUT OF THE GARBAGE?
I'M DEATH RAY CERTIFIED!
March 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I'M DEATH RAY CERTIFIED!
NOT DEAD, I JUST HATE IT HERE.
March 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM
NOT DEAD, I JUST HATE IT HERE.
CAN I KICK IT? (NOT RHETORICAL)
February 18, 2025 at 4:18 AM
CAN I KICK IT? (NOT RHETORICAL)
IF THEY'RE NOT CALLED EAR BUDS BECAUSE THEY'RE FRIENDS, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT IT.
February 14, 2025 at 6:14 AM
IF THEY'RE NOT CALLED EAR BUDS BECAUSE THEY'RE FRIENDS, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT IT.
I CAN'T BE ANGRY ALL THE TIME, SO I COMPRESS IT DOWN INTO A LITTLE TANTRUM THAT I HAVE ON MY PHONE A FEW TIMES A DAY.
February 12, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I CAN'T BE ANGRY ALL THE TIME, SO I COMPRESS IT DOWN INTO A LITTLE TANTRUM THAT I HAVE ON MY PHONE A FEW TIMES A DAY.
EVERY STUDY ON THE COGNITIVE EFFECTS OF BRAIN SLUGS HAS BEEN BIASED AGAINST BRAIN SLUGS.
February 11, 2025 at 5:07 AM
EVERY STUDY ON THE COGNITIVE EFFECTS OF BRAIN SLUGS HAS BEEN BIASED AGAINST BRAIN SLUGS.
PELTING STRANGERS WITH EGGS AS A STATUS SYMBOL.
February 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
PELTING STRANGERS WITH EGGS AS A STATUS SYMBOL.
ME BEING AN ALLY CUTS BOTH WAYS. WHEN LITTLE GREEN MEN START ASKING ABOUT THE BAD STUFF I DID, I EXPECT MATERIAL ASSISTANCE.
February 10, 2025 at 5:47 AM
ME BEING AN ALLY CUTS BOTH WAYS. WHEN LITTLE GREEN MEN START ASKING ABOUT THE BAD STUFF I DID, I EXPECT MATERIAL ASSISTANCE.
IF YOU TALK TO ME ABOUT FOOTBALL, I'LL KILL YOU.
February 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
IF YOU TALK TO ME ABOUT FOOTBALL, I'LL KILL YOU.
BE THE INDOMITABLE SPACE KING WITH A LASER YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD.
February 7, 2025 at 6:18 AM
BE THE INDOMITABLE SPACE KING WITH A LASER YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD.
I REGRET COMING TO EARTH AND LOSING THE KEY TO MY SPACESHIP NOW MORE THAN EVER.
February 6, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I REGRET COMING TO EARTH AND LOSING THE KEY TO MY SPACESHIP NOW MORE THAN EVER.
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Are you there God? It's me *garbled inhuman squall of the deepest possible sorrow*.
February 6, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Are you there God? It's me *garbled inhuman squall of the deepest possible sorrow*.
WE'VE BEEN LIVING THROUGH DICKHEAD CHRISTMAS AND I'M STILL NOT ENJOYING MYSELF.
February 6, 2025 at 4:33 AM
WE'VE BEEN LIVING THROUGH DICKHEAD CHRISTMAS AND I'M STILL NOT ENJOYING MYSELF.
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It’s OK for me to say stupid things, because I am stupid and living my truth
February 5, 2025 at 7:23 PM
It’s OK for me to say stupid things, because I am stupid and living my truth
WE INSTALLED A TELEVATOR ON THE WARBIRD AND IT DIDN'T WORK. JUST BUCKETS AND BUCKETS OF VISCERA:
it's time to listen to the mars volta for the rest of the month
February 6, 2025 at 4:27 AM
WE INSTALLED A TELEVATOR ON THE WARBIRD AND IT DIDN'T WORK. JUST BUCKETS AND BUCKETS OF VISCERA:
I GREW FAT AND INDOLENT ON THE FEDIVERSE. I THRIVED UNDER A RELAXED APPROACH TO MODERATION. I'M NOT REALLY SURE WHAT TO DO HERE.
February 6, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I GREW FAT AND INDOLENT ON THE FEDIVERSE. I THRIVED UNDER A RELAXED APPROACH TO MODERATION. I'M NOT REALLY SURE WHAT TO DO HERE.
SHERWIN-WILLIAMS FUCKING GETS IT:
February 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
SHERWIN-WILLIAMS FUCKING GETS IT:
I CALL IT "HIGH CONCEPT POSTMODERN ART"; YOU CALL IT IMPENETRABLE SHITPOSTING.
February 1, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I CALL IT "HIGH CONCEPT POSTMODERN ART"; YOU CALL IT IMPENETRABLE SHITPOSTING.
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I think I just got well actually'd by my knees.
February 1, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I think I just got well actually'd by my knees.