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Larry Stephens @lsggbg.bsky.social · 9d

HARRY: I'm Harry Secombe.
PETER: Secombe? How do you spell it?
HARRY: S. M. I. T. H.
PETER: Why do you spell it like that?
HARRY: I'm in disguise.
(Goon Show S4 E1, 2 Oct 1953. Script by Spike Milligan & Larry Stephens.)

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Julie Warren @vathenauk.bsky.social · 18d

I'm genuinely thrilled to discover that an episode of The Army Game written by my Larry Stephens @lsggbg.bsky.social with Maurice Wiltshire has been uploaded to ITVX as part of the 70th birthday celebrations

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Larry Stephens @lsggbg.bsky.social · 19d

NED: A house!
BLOODNOK: It's a mirage.
NED: Nonsense... Let's go in. Eccles - search the house for food... Oh! It's vanished. You were right - a mirage.
BLOODNOK: I told you.
ECCLES: AHHHHH!
FX: CRASH OF BODY
BLOODNOK: What happened?
ECCLES: I was upstairs.
(Vintage Goons, 22 Sep 1958)

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Larry Stephens @lsggbg.bsky.social · 21d

GLENDENNING: Determined to be the first man to fly, Pureheart climbed to the top of a tower & flapping his feathered wings, jumped off.
TIM: That day a new word was introduced to the language of science.
PUREHEART: Yes - crutches.
(Crazy People S1 E17, 20 Sep 1951 by Milligan, Stephens & Grafton)

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Larry Stephens @lsggbg.bsky.social · 23d

Tony Hancock married Cicely Romanis on 18 Sep 1950. Here's a photo of him on the day with his Best Man, Larry Stephens.

A section of a photo taken on Tony Hancock's wedding day showing him with Larry Stephens.

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Larry Stephens @lsggbg.bsky.social · 23d

Tony Hancock married Cicely Romanis on 18 Sep 1950. Here's a photo of him on the day with his Best Man, Larry Stephens.

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Larry Stephens @lsggbg.bsky.social · 28d

MILLIGAN: I cut my finger opening a tin of beans.
SELLERS: You must use a tin opener in future.
(Crazy People S1 E16, 13 Sep 1951. Script by Spike Milligan, Larry Stephens and Jimmy Grafton)

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Larry Stephens @lsggbg.bsky.social · Sep 6

Larry Stephens agreed! There was a temporary producer standing in for Roy Speer at the time and Larry wrote to the Asst. Head of Light Entertainment after the broadcast to say how horrified he was at the "senseless cuts" and at the messing about by the cast that had been left in.

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Larry Stephens @lsggbg.bsky.social · Sep 6

ECCLES: Hulloo there! Everybody! Look at me!
NED: I say, Eccles - 1st class! How did you get ashore?
ECCLES: I walked across this log!
NED: You fool! That's an alligator!
ECCLES: Oh! I wondered why my leg kept getting shorter!
(Crazy People S1 E15, 6 Sep 1951. Script by Milligan, Stephens & Grafton)

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The Goon Show Preservation Society @thegsps.bsky.social · Sep 3

Arena: The Peter Sellers Story
"The first of three films presenting a portrait of one of the world's greatest comic actors, tracing his life from childhood to a successful post-war career with the Goons and more."
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...

Section of end credits from the programme which reads, "The BBC wishes to thank The Peter Sellers Estate; Shepperton Studios; Bryan Connon; St. Aloysius College; Mervyn Heard; Keith Wilton/Filmtek; THE GOON SHOW PRESERVATION SOCIETY; Philip Kemp; Wimbledon Theatre; Graftons; Lumiere Pictures; Rank Film Distributors..."

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Larry Stephens @lsggbg.bsky.social · Aug 30

WAITRESS: Are you from HQ?
JONES: Yes.
W: Identify yourself.
J: Z076B.
W: Right. What do you want?
J: Is it safe to talk here?
W: Yes. What do you want?
J: Are you sure?
W: Quite sure.
J: Right... Beans on toast.
(Crazy People S1 E14, 30 Aug 1951. Script by Milligan, Stephens and Grafton.)

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The Goon Show Preservation Society @thegsps.bsky.social · Aug 24

GSPS magazine no. 190 is out now, folks! If you're not a member yet, why not join today?
goonshow.org/gsps/join/

Front cover of Goon Show News, the quarterly magazine of The Goon Show Preservation Society. Issue number 190 dated September 2025.

Goon Show News 'goontents' which includes articles on the 100th anniversary of Peter Sellers; a soldier's Christmas; GSPS at Hebden Bridge; news from Milligan Lodge; R.I.P. Mike Coveney, founder; R.I.P. Mike Childs; Brad Ashton's memories; preservation report, three cheers for Bentine; BBC Sounds; an enacted Goon Show, a lost Goon Show performed, a kick up the archives and letters.

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Larry Stephens @lsggbg.bsky.social · Aug 23

NOSDROVIAN: Are you Dr Jones, the eminent brain specialist?
JONES: Yes - but business is bad in England.
NOSDROVIAN: No work?
JONES: No brains.
(Crazy People S1 E13, 23 Aug 1951. Script by Spike Milligan, Larry Stephens and Jimmy Grafton.)

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Tony Hancock @tonyhancock.bsky.social · Aug 19

We are absolutely delighted that Hancock's first TV sketch series, The Tony Hancock Show, broadcast live on AR-TV in 1956 and never repeated, is going to be seen again thanks to Rewind TV. Written by Eric Sykes and Larry Stephens, cast includes June Whitfield, Clive Dunn and Dick Emery

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Eddie Robson @eddierobson.bsky.social · Aug 21

Like that episode, it's by Milligan's regular co-writer Larry Stephens. I think we underrate Stephens' importance to the Goons, because we know Milligan's personality and can see it all over the show. But episodes like this show he was well capable of carrying the style and humour solo. #GoonForARun

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Larry Stephens @lsggbg.bsky.social · Aug 16

PORRIDGE: How long have we been marching, Spalding?
SPALDING: Six hours, sir. And I think the horses are tired.
PORRIDGE: What makes you say that?
SPALDING: They're wearing pyjamas, sir.
(Crazy People S1 E12, 16 Aug 1951. Script by Spike Milligan, Larry Stephens & Jimmy Grafton.)

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Larry Stephens @lsggbg.bsky.social · Aug 16

To whoever has sent me a Chat: I'm afraid I'm unable to read it without going through age verification which is something I shan't be doing

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The Goon Show Preservation Society @thegsps.bsky.social · Aug 14

The Goon Show Preservation Society will be at the @talkingpicturestv.bsky.social‬ Festival of Film & TV Roadshow in Hebden Bridge on 13th October. Have a good day out and come say hello to us, all in one.
goonshow.org/2025/08/13/t...

Come see us with TPTV in Hebden Bridge

In June this year, an episode of The Footage Detectives on Talking Pictures TV was a Goon Show Special which featured our own Mark Cousins and some rare bits of Goon Madness film featuring Harry Se…

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Larry Stephens @lsggbg.bsky.social · Aug 9

BENTINE: Who do you think is going to find the money for such a hare-brained, fly-by-night, utterly idiotic scheme?
SELLERS: Who? The British government of course!

(Crazy People S1 E11, 9 Aug 1951. Script by Spike Milligan, Larry Stephens and Jimmy Grafton.)

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Larry Stephens @lsggbg.bsky.social · Aug 2

JONES: For a week now I've been seeing black spots in front of my eyes.
HERSCHEL: Have you seen a psychiatrist?
JONES: No - only black spots.
(Crazy People S1 E10, 2 Aug 1951. Script by Spike Milligan, Larry Stephens & Jimmy Grafton.)

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Larry Stephens @lsggbg.bsky.social · Jul 24

Haha! Very good!

Larry Stephens @lsggbg.bsky.social · Jul 23

NED: I transferred to the Cavalry & began training. 6 weeks of trotting, cantering & jumping. Arriving back from a 30-mile cross-country gallop we heard the news we'd been waiting for.
SPIKE: Men, tomorrow... We're being issued with horses!
(Crazy People 23 Jul 1951 by Milligan, Stephens & Grafton)

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Larry Stephens @lsggbg.bsky.social · Jul 16

JONES: My family are huntin', shootin' and fishin' people.
HERSCHEL: Landed gentry?
JONES: No. Poachers.
(Crazy People S1 E8, 16 Jul 1951. Script by Spike Milligan, Larry Stephens and Jimmy Grafton)

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Larry Stephens @lsggbg.bsky.social · Jul 14

I'd like to wish you all a bostin #BlackCountryDay! Here, have a photo of some pork scratchings to help you celebrate!

A portion of very tasty-looking pork scratchings

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Stephen Palmer @stephenauthor.bsky.social · Jun 16

Here's my review of the Larry Stephens biography. 😀 @thegsps.bsky.social

It’s All In The Mind by Julie Warren

It’s All In The Mind: the Life & Legacy of Larry Stephens by Julie Warren As a fan of the highly esteemed Goon Show, I was delighted to see that a biography of Larry Stephens – a name I o…

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