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Yuletide Gay Lua von Hresvelg 🏳️‍🌈 🔞
@luavonhresvelg.bsky.social
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🔞 Nuerodivergent enby lesbian trying to survive capitalist hell. Loves cats, Bayonetta, and Edelgard more than is healthy. I draw and cosplay too.

ENG/日本語 speaker

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THIS EPIC SHOT.
Bayo kicks a lance
November 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Followed by THIS KAIJU BATTLE.
Madama Butterfly boxes Temperantia Abd punches their ass
November 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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This is my favourite part of the boss battle.
Bayo and the Masked Lumen face off with Fortitudo and... Lapas? in the background.
November 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Masked Lumen (Masked Lumen).
Masked Lumen (Masked Lumen).
November 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Gonna say this: Bayonetta is also secretly a wuxia/martial arts film.
Martial arts skills.
November 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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She's not just bi; she's bi with standards.
I'm not a fan of getting wrapped up in domestic disputes. Trust me, little one. He's not my type.
November 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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This: but it's Claude and Lysithea.
What kind of adult picks on little children? I-I'm not a child!
November 28, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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MATRIXXXXXX
Bayo fights off the Masked Lumen
November 28, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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I always loved this Easter egg.

GET OUT WITH YOUR HETROSEXISM THIS IS A LESBIAN GAME.
Bench lovers on a bench Run.
November 28, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Mmm... calamari...
Bayo spit roasting a Fidelity
November 28, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Bisexuals be like:
Not the best costume I've ever seen... But she doesn't seem like the picky type.
November 28, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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I can never find this one. It annoys me.
Bayo on a portal.
November 28, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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You think the citizens are just used to freak incidents of god at this point?

"Ah shit rubble is falling out the sky again."

"Relax habibi; it's the angels again."
Bayo on some rubble.
November 28, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Squid angels.
Fidelity
November 28, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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THE SACRED TEXTS.
Every civilization in history weaves narratives starring heroes who, cursing the fates who take loved ones from them, travel to the ends of the world and beyond to bring them back. Resurrection is a universal theme of our kind. I am not sure if I believe in the existence of the soul to begin with, but the desire to be with the one you love? Now you're speaking my language. When these feelings are strong enough, they can drive us to challenge our seemingly immutable fate. Yet many a myth ends with gods themselves failing in their quest. No matter how iron your will, or how pious your prayer, life once lost can never be returned. Such a power was never meant to be wielded by man. That said, if there are any hopeless romantics left in the world who still want to give it a shot, I know the way to hell and I'd be happy to give you an escort. Just send me an email: XXXXX@XXXX.XX.XX
November 28, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Congratulations Luka; you just summed up religion AND philosophy in one essay.
People of the ancient world would depend on the word of God for guidance in times of doubt. Good to know I'm not the only one who likes having someone to back me up and give me a shove in the right direction when I need it. Perhaps this is a perennial bad habit that, despite our progress, mankind just can't seem to shake.
November 28, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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He already said he's not a cat.
So much for a cat always landing on his feet
November 28, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Drink your respecting wamen juice.
Hey, you're the pervert staring at Bayonetta's tits all the time. You really need to learn how to talk to a lady!
November 28, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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The camera angles here... pfffftt
What the fuck was that!? Wait... Who the fuck are you!?
November 28, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Fan mail from... myself?
Hey Bayonetta, looks like you got yourself some fan mail. Yeah, business is damn good thanks to you. Folks keep droppin' by, hopin' to see you back in action. Ready to give the people what they want?
November 28, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Ah, fourth wall breaks.
Seriously. At this point, do I really need to explain how the damn shop works?
November 28, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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CURVY HILDA 🥺🥺🥺
November 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM