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WereLuka: maximum legs, fuckall for brains.

@luka.is.tall.fyi

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18+ ONLY! Level 31, Houston, maney, 40k, painting, digi/comic artist, pan, catdad, glock owner, airsoft, irl dog trainer, death metal vocals, VA, dad stink enjoyer, no minors and no zoos! I draw scifi shit and porn lol. https://linktr.ee/Lukathemanedwolf

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WereLuka: maximum legs, fuckall for brains. @luka.is.tall.fyi · 24d

I have spoken to the diety of all long-legged creatures... he hath delivered this sermon unto me today.

Listen, friends and rivals alike.

WereLuka: maximum legs, fuckall for brains. @luka.is.tall.fyi · 4h

Same. Teenage me watched a ton of his dance videos after I made a sona and was getting more into the community.

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WereLuka: maximum legs, fuckall for brains. @luka.is.tall.fyi · 4h

They aren't even good at lying.

The only reason they won is cause his followers are buttfuckingly stupid.

WereLuka: maximum legs, fuckall for brains. @luka.is.tall.fyi · 4h

What's Duke even doing these days?? Havnt heard or seen anything from him in YEARS.

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Ela Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 10h

@b0tster.yeag.gay said it best

Bunlith PSX, reclined like Sonic, saying "I want shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less and I'm not kidding"

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WereLuka: maximum legs, fuckall for brains. @luka.is.tall.fyi · 5h

Greg Abbot has got to be the B I G G E S T crybaby peepee poopoo pisspants snowflake on the planet.
He's probably the only guy in a wheelchair that I don't pity.
Imagine being SO offended by rainbows? 🤡 👶

WereLuka: maximum legs, fuckall for brains. @luka.is.tall.fyi · 5h

Challenge accepted. I've done it before, I cam do it again.

WereLuka: maximum legs, fuckall for brains. @luka.is.tall.fyi · 11h

Hello BlueSky. I'm Luka. I'm a furry artist who specializes in Scifi and fantasy themed pieces.
Not much to say. I'm 31 and live in Texas, I guess lol

WereLuka: maximum legs, fuckall for brains. @luka.is.tall.fyi · 13h

Who TF is Hasan?

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Vandroiy @vandroiy.bsky.social · 13h

Ok, y'all want gay dogs? lol

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WereLuka: maximum legs, fuckall for brains. @luka.is.tall.fyi · 13h

Lmao thanks

WereLuka: maximum legs, fuckall for brains. @luka.is.tall.fyi · 14h

Ok, so... nothing different than normal life?

WereLuka: maximum legs, fuckall for brains. @luka.is.tall.fyi · 14h

Dare to resist heteronormality

WereLuka: maximum legs, fuckall for brains. @luka.is.tall.fyi · 14h

I try.
Yall do the same.

Jasper Fox @redfuchs.bsky.social · 15h

Be the reason people still believe in gentle hearts, with genuine intentions, with compassionate souls.

WereLuka: maximum legs, fuckall for brains. @luka.is.tall.fyi · 14h

Oh dear, I've been found by an attractive demon thing! What EVER will I do?!

Uh oh, I appear to have tripped in an attempt to flee. Would be a reeeeeeal shame if some demon dut were to take advantage of this situation!

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TY-PESH @ty-pesh.bsky.social · 14h

late night movie

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WereLuka: maximum legs, fuckall for brains. @luka.is.tall.fyi · 14h

Damn right

WereLuka: maximum legs, fuckall for brains. @luka.is.tall.fyi · 17h

Is it bad that I thought of this??

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Count Coachula Returns @coachmark25.bsky.social · 18h

Hey You

Yeah You

I give you a five star review!

🌟 🌟🌟🌟🌟

(out of five)

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WereLuka: maximum legs, fuckall for brains. @luka.is.tall.fyi · 17h

If being incredibly attractive and well endowed were a crime, I'd be in jail for tax evasion.

WereLuka: maximum legs, fuckall for brains. @luka.is.tall.fyi · 17h

Do Buddhist cowboys believe in reintarnation?

WereLuka: maximum legs, fuckall for brains. @luka.is.tall.fyi · 17h

The ground trembles with every step that I take...

I'm chubby.

I also maaaaay have installed my floorboards incorrectly.

WereLuka: maximum legs, fuckall for brains. @luka.is.tall.fyi · 17h

And waking up is akward and disorienting. I speak from experience.

WereLuka: maximum legs, fuckall for brains. @luka.is.tall.fyi · 17h

THANK YOU. slap boxing is so bizarre. I know people who love it and I just can't figure it out. If I wanna watch people get smacked, I'll watch a soap opera.

WereLuka: maximum legs, fuckall for brains. @luka.is.tall.fyi · 18h

If anything, I admire the confidence.

*grabs popcorn*

Best of luck.

WereLuka: maximum legs, fuckall for brains. @luka.is.tall.fyi · 18h

Shirokuma gettin the good succ rn

Shirokuma Cafe Bot 🐻‍❄️🐼🐧 @shirokumascreen.bsky.social · 1d