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chronically ouched.. @lunaticharness.bsky.social · Jan 10

pinned?? i sure hope i am..

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chronically ouched.. @lunaticharness.bsky.social · 5h

goddddd it feels like im letting everything slowly slip away again FUCK!!

chronically ouched.. @lunaticharness.bsky.social · 14h

still cant believe theres a city in virginia called 'cigarette status update'

chronically ouched.. @lunaticharness.bsky.social · 1d

forced to watch stupid bald man in my torture domicile FUCK YOU!

a photo of me flipping off a VOD of northernlion playing mario party jamboree thats playing on a tv.

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SaintFinn @saintfinn.bsky.social · 2d

vices

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Ganii @ganii.bsky.social · 1d

*sitting cross-legged, with half-lidded eyes, in a prophetic tone* northernlion spoke of this

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chronically ouched.. @lunaticharness.bsky.social · 1d

christmas, just a now away! i am so happy about this information!!!

chronically ouched.. @lunaticharness.bsky.social · 1d

#ok

chronically ouched.. @lunaticharness.bsky.social · 1d

aaaaerhhhj,,,

chronically ouched.. @lunaticharness.bsky.social · 2d

thats it, aborting everything right this instant. no more..

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chronically ouched.. @lunaticharness.bsky.social · 2d

what the shit,,

chronically ouched.. @lunaticharness.bsky.social · 2d

i ammmm how can you tell???

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Riley @scumbag17.bsky.social · Dec 9

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Serpent_x @zorrito.bsky.social · 2d

taller than me

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chronically ouched.. @lunaticharness.bsky.social · 2d

my room is caltrops, so many things keep falling but i cant pick them any of them up :(

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Pino @thepinkpino.bsky.social · 2d

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chronically ouched.. @lunaticharness.bsky.social · 2d

this means that if you smash two girls together with enough force they combine to form one larger girl right???

Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 10d

Panel 1: Shen is leaning into the panel, angry, his pupils tiny, and a dark shadow around his eyes, yelling "STOP SAYING 'THIS IS YURI' ABOUT EVERYTHING."

Panel 2: Shen clenches his fists, now facing directly towards the viewer, and continues to yell "NOT >>EVERYTHING<< IS YURI!!!!"

Panel 3: A textbox stating "We now go live to a groundbreaking scientific discovery"

Panel 4: A scientist in a lab, a light brown haired woman with a ponytail, glasses, and a labcoat, is standing in front of some microphones and cameras. She says "Yeah, so like ... atoms are girls, it turns out."

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chronically ouched.. @lunaticharness.bsky.social · 2d

'you will smash the big toe of your usable leg into the side of your desk' the evil witch of foretelling said. 'lol' i said, 'lmao even' i responded as i unwittingly pivot my left foot's big toe into my desk at great speed, painting its lower edge an oily red. 'ouch damn lmao' i cry in great dismay.

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ruduraro @ruduraro.bsky.social · 6d

new vix

brown anthro cat guy with medium length hair and a large body type and cheeky expression, wearing medieval fantasy-esque clothes and holding a big leg of ham

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‼️One-Eyed Construct‼️ @chaofanatic.bsky.social · Jun 24

Marvelous Mystery Board

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chronically ouched.. @lunaticharness.bsky.social · 3d

such a small mistake with such dire consequences..,,

chronically ouched.. @lunaticharness.bsky.social · 3d

how do i do it without dislocating my leg again

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chronically ouched.. @lunaticharness.bsky.social · 3d

im a creer, im a weiro

chronically ouched.. @lunaticharness.bsky.social · 3d

how do i pivot?

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chronically ouched.. @lunaticharness.bsky.social · 3d

puppiesdoglover as in 'pup pies do glover' as in the iconic 1998 video game character Glover™ is confirmed to have consumed pies made using puppy meat?? and you wanna be them???? fucked up dogguye,,, fucked up smh my headd,,,..

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chronically ouched.. @lunaticharness.bsky.social · 3d

squirms