✋🏻 Just Jack 🤚🏻
@luxurytrash.bsky.social
The world’s gayest Steely Dan fan
Accidentally got my mom too drunk
November 29, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Accidentally got my mom too drunk
Always a messy eater
November 29, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Always a messy eater
This is still sitting in my childhood bedroom closet
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
This is still sitting in my childhood bedroom closet
It’s the 16th anniversary of the day I became a Man™
November 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
It’s the 16th anniversary of the day I became a Man™
I was gonna shower and go out but Virgil has informed me that I’m grounded
November 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I was gonna shower and go out but Virgil has informed me that I’m grounded
He truly did not give a fuck 🤣
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
He truly did not give a fuck 🤣
I am Patti, she is me
November 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I am Patti, she is me
And now for my annual birthday tradition iykyk
November 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
And now for my annual birthday tradition iykyk
Oomf got me a painting of the paparazzi shot of George Michael cruising a public bathroom in LA for my birthday 😭🤣
November 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Oomf got me a painting of the paparazzi shot of George Michael cruising a public bathroom in LA for my birthday 😭🤣
Ticketmaster you will be dealt with
November 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Ticketmaster you will be dealt with
There is simply nothing better than this
November 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
There is simply nothing better than this
Found out the inept FBI director is a fellow Islanders fan
November 22, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Found out the inept FBI director is a fellow Islanders fan
Well, I got a revival of Chess but they used the bad version of the ending
November 22, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Well, I got a revival of Chess but they used the bad version of the ending
Happy Gauchoversary, one & all!
November 21, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Happy Gauchoversary, one & all!
He was meowing very loudly so I walked into the bedroom to find him like this; I can only assume he wanted to inform me it is now bedtime
November 17, 2025 at 4:19 AM
He was meowing very loudly so I walked into the bedroom to find him like this; I can only assume he wanted to inform me it is now bedtime