Alexis
@lxsaei.bsky.social
I can't sleep, because right now I've done the things for today, and if I go to sleep, it'll be a new day with new things.
March 8, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I can't sleep, because right now I've done the things for today, and if I go to sleep, it'll be a new day with new things.
I'll sleep when I'm dead! Hopefully. I'm so, so tired.
March 8, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I'll sleep when I'm dead! Hopefully. I'm so, so tired.
I used to think Gavin Newsom was a real piece of shit, but then a realized he's a fake-ass piece of shit.
March 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I used to think Gavin Newsom was a real piece of shit, but then a realized he's a fake-ass piece of shit.
I'd love wee horsies, fluffy rhinos, and Americamels, but you can fuck all the way off with everything else.
March 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I'd love wee horsies, fluffy rhinos, and Americamels, but you can fuck all the way off with everything else.
So what they're not putting poo in my drinking water? Do I have to do everything myself? Why do we even have a government?
March 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
So what they're not putting poo in my drinking water? Do I have to do everything myself? Why do we even have a government?
Exactly! I oft go restauranting with 5 books I read in my youth and casually stack them on alternating diagonals.
It's a thing humans do, and he just happened to be photographed doing it.
It's a thing humans do, and he just happened to be photographed doing it.
March 7, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Exactly! I oft go restauranting with 5 books I read in my youth and casually stack them on alternating diagonals.
It's a thing humans do, and he just happened to be photographed doing it.
It's a thing humans do, and he just happened to be photographed doing it.
Aw, go tf to sleep. 😴 The world will still be on fire when you wake up.
March 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Aw, go tf to sleep. 😴 The world will still be on fire when you wake up.
Exactly. Also, stay hydrated. Get plenty of sleep. If you can't sleep, rest.
March 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Exactly. Also, stay hydrated. Get plenty of sleep. If you can't sleep, rest.
We're so deep into weird on so many different levels.
The most disturbing part is how chill and ho hum everyone is about it.
The most disturbing part is how chill and ho hum everyone is about it.
March 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
We're so deep into weird on so many different levels.
The most disturbing part is how chill and ho hum everyone is about it.
The most disturbing part is how chill and ho hum everyone is about it.
I'm pretty sure they want some kids dead, partly because they've said so.
March 7, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I'm pretty sure they want some kids dead, partly because they've said so.
Such a cowardly opportunist, stepping on the backs of trans kids to try to reach the presidency.
March 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Such a cowardly opportunist, stepping on the backs of trans kids to try to reach the presidency.
Giving bigotry a microphone is a shitty way of building momentum for yourself.
Giving bigotry a microphone AND nodding along to targeting trans kids is a special kind of evil.
Giving bigotry a microphone AND nodding along to targeting trans kids is a special kind of evil.
March 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Giving bigotry a microphone is a shitty way of building momentum for yourself.
Giving bigotry a microphone AND nodding along to targeting trans kids is a special kind of evil.
Giving bigotry a microphone AND nodding along to targeting trans kids is a special kind of evil.
But who are you though? A coward who uses trans kids as a punching bag apparently.
March 6, 2025 at 9:34 PM
But who are you though? A coward who uses trans kids as a punching bag apparently.
Wait, how do they pronounce it?
March 4, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Wait, how do they pronounce it?
Acknowledging people exist is one step closer to acknowledging they have a right to exist or that their existence is part of the natural order. It's one small step away from genocide.
March 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Acknowledging people exist is one step closer to acknowledging they have a right to exist or that their existence is part of the natural order. It's one small step away from genocide.
Have we even tried just letting our rivers burn though? Maybe it would burn off the shit.
March 4, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Have we even tried just letting our rivers burn though? Maybe it would burn off the shit.
Exactly! COVID's def like, "I'm not messin' with this poop-sipping mfer."
Idk why we don't just smear newborns with poop instead of doing all this science and vaccines and stuff.
Idk why we don't just smear newborns with poop instead of doing all this science and vaccines and stuff.
March 4, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Exactly! COVID's def like, "I'm not messin' with this poop-sipping mfer."
Idk why we don't just smear newborns with poop instead of doing all this science and vaccines and stuff.
Idk why we don't just smear newborns with poop instead of doing all this science and vaccines and stuff.
Well shit, dude, now my brain is going to be saying "poop potato" on a loop. I'm not getting shit done today. Poop potato. 💩 🥔
March 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Well shit, dude, now my brain is going to be saying "poop potato" on a loop. I'm not getting shit done today. Poop potato. 💩 🥔
Poop in our drinking water promotes a healthy immune system.
March 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Poop in our drinking water promotes a healthy immune system.
Sounds better in German honestly.
March 4, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Sounds better in German honestly.