alyssa 😬
@lyssaz.bsky.social
Weird blend of reverence & irreverence, but still trying to live an undivided life, even if it means I'm stretched wide in the process.
Into Jesus, justice, prayer, & laughter.
Ennea 5w4.
From the land of WCT on the 🐦 app.
Into Jesus, justice, prayer, & laughter.
Ennea 5w4.
From the land of WCT on the 🐦 app.
Two years ago I was housesitting for my pastor and his fam and I hid 100 tiny pictures of myself in common areas of their house. Now I still continue to get random texts like this. Highly recommend.
June 8, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Two years ago I was housesitting for my pastor and his fam and I hid 100 tiny pictures of myself in common areas of their house. Now I still continue to get random texts like this. Highly recommend.
I know it is grainy, but I just passed these two owls while I was on a walk 🥹 followed them from tree to tree for maybe thirty minutes. So incredible. Great horned owls, I think? I forced every passerby to look at them, too.
June 1, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I know it is grainy, but I just passed these two owls while I was on a walk 🥹 followed them from tree to tree for maybe thirty minutes. So incredible. Great horned owls, I think? I forced every passerby to look at them, too.
What are we all having for dinner tonight?
May 24, 2025 at 12:50 AM
What are we all having for dinner tonight?
THIS is the ideal style for earbuds, but it is nearly impossible to find high quality ones in this format.
I don’t want $200 earbuds that I’ll lose in my pocket in ten minutes. I want to be able to lay them around my neck and take them on and off quickly for conversations w/out fear.
I don’t want $200 earbuds that I’ll lose in my pocket in ten minutes. I want to be able to lay them around my neck and take them on and off quickly for conversations w/out fear.
May 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
THIS is the ideal style for earbuds, but it is nearly impossible to find high quality ones in this format.
I don’t want $200 earbuds that I’ll lose in my pocket in ten minutes. I want to be able to lay them around my neck and take them on and off quickly for conversations w/out fear.
I don’t want $200 earbuds that I’ll lose in my pocket in ten minutes. I want to be able to lay them around my neck and take them on and off quickly for conversations w/out fear.
When you’re the prayer deacon and you’ve gotta schedule people to be available for intercession at the end of the service.
May 21, 2025 at 10:23 AM
When you’re the prayer deacon and you’ve gotta schedule people to be available for intercession at the end of the service.
Therapy is just desperately protracted custody court between myself and myself, and my therapist is the mediator. Hopefully I win 😭
May 6, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Therapy is just desperately protracted custody court between myself and myself, and my therapist is the mediator. Hopefully I win 😭
Honestly one of my fav purchases I’ve ever made
April 16, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Honestly one of my fav purchases I’ve ever made
The answer is a cast iron teapot with tea light warming tray beneath it!!! The one tea light keeps the teapot piping hot, and then you get a little teacup and refill as needed, just a few sips per cup.
Also the vibes are perfection. Here’s mine, probably nearly ten years old at this point.
Also the vibes are perfection. Here’s mine, probably nearly ten years old at this point.
April 16, 2025 at 7:02 AM
The answer is a cast iron teapot with tea light warming tray beneath it!!! The one tea light keeps the teapot piping hot, and then you get a little teacup and refill as needed, just a few sips per cup.
Also the vibes are perfection. Here’s mine, probably nearly ten years old at this point.
Also the vibes are perfection. Here’s mine, probably nearly ten years old at this point.
Being in ministry just before Easter.
April 5, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Being in ministry just before Easter.
While I was standing at a bus stop last week…
April 2, 2025 at 5:55 AM
While I was standing at a bus stop last week…
No one has asked, but pro tip for small handed folks like me: I prefer these 1000x’s over things like popsocket. Mine has lasted over 5 years. It’s great for small hands because you can move it all the way over to one side vs trying to get your little hands to grip the middle of the phone.
April 2, 2025 at 1:19 AM
No one has asked, but pro tip for small handed folks like me: I prefer these 1000x’s over things like popsocket. Mine has lasted over 5 years. It’s great for small hands because you can move it all the way over to one side vs trying to get your little hands to grip the middle of the phone.
When you’re a millennial who has been handed a small, square wrapper. (Andes mints in this case.)
March 24, 2025 at 3:20 AM
When you’re a millennial who has been handed a small, square wrapper. (Andes mints in this case.)
Hey Bluesky, I did some important Reese’s research today to help anyone who needs it.
The eggs are a CLEAR winner when it comes to PB content, but last place when it comes to presentation.
The bunnies, on the other hand, are in the exact opposite position. Carrots take a low middle.
The eggs are a CLEAR winner when it comes to PB content, but last place when it comes to presentation.
The bunnies, on the other hand, are in the exact opposite position. Carrots take a low middle.
March 22, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Hey Bluesky, I did some important Reese’s research today to help anyone who needs it.
The eggs are a CLEAR winner when it comes to PB content, but last place when it comes to presentation.
The bunnies, on the other hand, are in the exact opposite position. Carrots take a low middle.
The eggs are a CLEAR winner when it comes to PB content, but last place when it comes to presentation.
The bunnies, on the other hand, are in the exact opposite position. Carrots take a low middle.
In today’s ode to freshly blooming spring flowers: the magnolia
March 16, 2025 at 12:20 AM
In today’s ode to freshly blooming spring flowers: the magnolia
The daffodils at the bus stop outside of my therapist’s office ♥️
March 15, 2025 at 7:04 AM
The daffodils at the bus stop outside of my therapist’s office ♥️
Well played😂
In my actual defense, they're at the same place on two different screens 😭
In my actual defense, they're at the same place on two different screens 😭
February 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Well played😂
In my actual defense, they're at the same place on two different screens 😭
In my actual defense, they're at the same place on two different screens 😭
The world is falling apart, but I just heard Wendy's has Thin Mints Frosties??? And the sauce has little cookie crumbles in it????
February 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
The world is falling apart, but I just heard Wendy's has Thin Mints Frosties??? And the sauce has little cookie crumbles in it????
A whole buncha exvangelicals who just continue evangelical trends of power and profit in their post-church life 🙃
February 15, 2025 at 2:59 AM
A whole buncha exvangelicals who just continue evangelical trends of power and profit in their post-church life 🙃
Sometimes when it's cold I like to have some ice cream & then immediately a cup of hot tea to warm up. But sometimes I get an overwhelming fear that my teeth could crack into a bunch of pieces like when you put hot water in a cold jar. I decided to Google to put my mind at ease &.....it did not.
February 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Sometimes when it's cold I like to have some ice cream & then immediately a cup of hot tea to warm up. But sometimes I get an overwhelming fear that my teeth could crack into a bunch of pieces like when you put hot water in a cold jar. I decided to Google to put my mind at ease &.....it did not.
I literally can't think about anything except how beautiful it is here and how grateful I am to experience it.
In the last pic you can see that I have a winter wonderland view out of alllllll the windows. I know it's ridiculous but I just feel like this is God's special gift to me.
In the last pic you can see that I have a winter wonderland view out of alllllll the windows. I know it's ridiculous but I just feel like this is God's special gift to me.
February 14, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I literally can't think about anything except how beautiful it is here and how grateful I am to experience it.
In the last pic you can see that I have a winter wonderland view out of alllllll the windows. I know it's ridiculous but I just feel like this is God's special gift to me.
In the last pic you can see that I have a winter wonderland view out of alllllll the windows. I know it's ridiculous but I just feel like this is God's special gift to me.
Literally this is in my yard and I am supposed to eat lettuce?
February 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Literally this is in my yard and I am supposed to eat lettuce?
I dream of this all year long
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February 14, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I dream of this all year long
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