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M0RTARP0D
@m0rtarp0d.bsky.social
Dimensional orbiter, self-contained rage-nugget, and the ever-present ghost in your phone.

He/Him, 🏳️‍⚧️ Trans Rights, 🇵🇸 Free Palestine

Fix your hearts or die.
I just realized that since Demonic Junker isn’t legendary, I can no longer tutor for it with Search For Glory.

BUT: Now I can make copies of it without having to jump through hoops to skirt the Lends rule.

😈
December 1, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I’ll probably lean less into the whole “hellish hockey rink” schtick this time around, though I want to keep the core elements of snow, zombies, and one big vehicle.

I plan on tightening up certain lines of play to make this less of a meme deck and more of a forever deck.
December 1, 2025 at 2:25 AM
There are a few cards from version 1 of the deck (linked here) that trigger on upkeep, so Paradox Haze is something I’d like to include to maximize these effects.

moxfield.com/decks/apxNSz...
The Zomboni - Commander (Sydri, Galvanic Genius)
A deck created using Moxfield.
moxfield.com
December 1, 2025 at 2:25 AM
We can use the control inherent in the Esper snow package to create openings and slow the pace, while the zombie tokens act as good blockers and sac fodder.

With cards like Teleportation Circle, we can even turn the Junker into a repeated removal engine to further exert control of the board.
December 1, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I dunno if they’re even still on peoples’ radar, but Corruption of Champions and Trials in Tainted Space come to mind.
November 30, 2025 at 4:33 AM
The one I used back in the day was called SharePod. Not sure if it’s still available, but it was free and pretty user-friendly.
November 29, 2025 at 2:42 AM
True. I wonder if there’s a way to make an army of TukTuk golems.

Will have to include cards to negate the Legend Rule; but since they ARE legendary, now I also wonder if there’s any Legends Matter synergies in red.

Hmmmmm.
November 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Yeah, I just checked EDHrec and there are criminally few decks with TukTuk at the helm.

Like I get it, there are other far better options, but STILL.
November 28, 2025 at 4:22 PM