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sylvester gump, the
@maccas.bsky.social
· Sep 19
Patton Oswalt: You might know me for my Critical acclaimed characters... Remy from Ratatoulie, Max from Secret Life Of Pets 1 and 2...
Most importantly... The human heart ❤️
We Love You Patton Oswalt ❤️
Most importantly... The human heart ❤️
We Love You Patton Oswalt ❤️
Zootopia 2, the rating system I will use is:
no hands (indicating poor quality since I was not actively thinking about jerking off during the duration of the movie), one hand (pretty much being one thumbs up, alright), two hands indicating that I went full Peewee H on my weiner...
I'm joking.
no hands (indicating poor quality since I was not actively thinking about jerking off during the duration of the movie), one hand (pretty much being one thumbs up, alright), two hands indicating that I went full Peewee H on my weiner...
I'm joking.
November 29, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Zootopia 2, the rating system I will use is:
no hands (indicating poor quality since I was not actively thinking about jerking off during the duration of the movie), one hand (pretty much being one thumbs up, alright), two hands indicating that I went full Peewee H on my weiner...
I'm joking.
no hands (indicating poor quality since I was not actively thinking about jerking off during the duration of the movie), one hand (pretty much being one thumbs up, alright), two hands indicating that I went full Peewee H on my weiner...
I'm joking.
Recommend me albums, I'm a fraud.
November 29, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Recommend me albums, I'm a fraud.
The amount of cropped porn youtubers put in videos about Bubsy probably helped ruin my life.
November 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
The amount of cropped porn youtubers put in videos about Bubsy probably helped ruin my life.
My really cool, sick laptop music setup kept disconnecting from the internet so I gotta stream music ☹️
November 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM
My really cool, sick laptop music setup kept disconnecting from the internet so I gotta stream music ☹️
these are so fucking cool
November 28, 2025 at 10:27 PM
these are so fucking cool
I went to the same two shows at the top of this post
The Prodigy was a while ago so I was a completely different entity and everyone there was old.
Xiu Xiu was WOW WOW WOW!, got free earplugs by asking... ridiculously LOUD, hashtag autism...
The Prodigy was a while ago so I was a completely different entity and everyone there was old.
Xiu Xiu was WOW WOW WOW!, got free earplugs by asking... ridiculously LOUD, hashtag autism...
introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
The Prodigy
Xiu Xiu (my dream to see them again)
Tropical fuck storm (!)
Kylie Minogue (what you’d expect)
Machine Girl *2 (first time lots of fun, second time I fell asleep in the metro lobby where I was accosted by lesbians)
Kim Gordon (amazing)
The Prodigy
Xiu Xiu (my dream to see them again)
Tropical fuck storm (!)
Kylie Minogue (what you’d expect)
Machine Girl *2 (first time lots of fun, second time I fell asleep in the metro lobby where I was accosted by lesbians)
Kim Gordon (amazing)
The Church (perfect)
Melvins (perfect)
Boris (band was good but I was Doing Mental Illness that night and had kind of a bad time)
PIGGS (most Japanese experience of my life)
Cali Gari (second most Japanese experience of my life)
Melvins (perfect)
Boris (band was good but I was Doing Mental Illness that night and had kind of a bad time)
PIGGS (most Japanese experience of my life)
Cali Gari (second most Japanese experience of my life)
November 28, 2025 at 9:04 AM
I went to the same two shows at the top of this post
The Prodigy was a while ago so I was a completely different entity and everyone there was old.
Xiu Xiu was WOW WOW WOW!, got free earplugs by asking... ridiculously LOUD, hashtag autism...
The Prodigy was a while ago so I was a completely different entity and everyone there was old.
Xiu Xiu was WOW WOW WOW!, got free earplugs by asking... ridiculously LOUD, hashtag autism...
The fact I have these two michael bedard sitting ducks prints is so fucking cool. love you family.
November 28, 2025 at 7:58 AM
The fact I have these two michael bedard sitting ducks prints is so fucking cool. love you family.
I need chicken permission for every moment in my life.
November 28, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I need chicken permission for every moment in my life.
Reposted by sylvester gump, the
エイリアンvsプレデター
がんぼるぞい
translation:
Alien vs. Predator
がんぼるぞい
translation:
Alien vs. Predator
November 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
エイリアンvsプレデター
がんぼるぞい
translation:
Alien vs. Predator
がんぼるぞい
translation:
Alien vs. Predator
Large Language Models is what I used to call my stupid and annoying English teachers, who sucked. 🖕🖕<- 'tis 4 you!
November 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Large Language Models is what I used to call my stupid and annoying English teachers, who sucked. 🖕🖕<- 'tis 4 you!
One more soup for the world.
November 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
One more soup for the world.
Everytime someone says forrest gump because my online name is gump, you get a big frown from me! ☹️
November 27, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Everytime someone says forrest gump because my online name is gump, you get a big frown from me! ☹️
Heartburn, burping and hiccups vibe.
November 27, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Heartburn, burping and hiccups vibe.
Reposted by sylvester gump, the
If you were in a sitcom, said "This house either stays the same or blows up" then you say "knock on wood" and hit a wall...
Would the house then, for comedic purposes become beautiful or crumple slowly?
Would it then have some kind of custody where only some days it does one and others the other?
Would the house then, for comedic purposes become beautiful or crumple slowly?
Would it then have some kind of custody where only some days it does one and others the other?
November 26, 2025 at 11:04 AM
If you were in a sitcom, said "This house either stays the same or blows up" then you say "knock on wood" and hit a wall...
Would the house then, for comedic purposes become beautiful or crumple slowly?
Would it then have some kind of custody where only some days it does one and others the other?
Would the house then, for comedic purposes become beautiful or crumple slowly?
Would it then have some kind of custody where only some days it does one and others the other?
The Beach Boys - Hey, Little Tomboy
Listen to Hey, Little Tomboy on TIDAL
tidal.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Literally my only problem right now with Krita is that this KEEPS UNPINNING ITSELF on the overview, can I like disable it doing that please or something... jesus christ I can't find anything.
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Literally my only problem right now with Krita is that this KEEPS UNPINNING ITSELF on the overview, can I like disable it doing that please or something... jesus christ I can't find anything.
My art process is redoing the same thing over and over until it looks good and if it looks good the first time I'm happy and if it doesn't I keep making new layers lassoing and messing with layer styles and waggling my dick against my imagination trying to crack the nut.
November 25, 2025 at 6:50 AM
My art process is redoing the same thing over and over until it looks good and if it looks good the first time I'm happy and if it doesn't I keep making new layers lassoing and messing with layer styles and waggling my dick against my imagination trying to crack the nut.
Reposted by sylvester gump, the
Dane has a favourite TV show, has worked out how to completely unplug the Playstation (and the controllers) AND eject a disc from it.
Fitzwilliam doesn't even know we *have* a TV.
You don't have to ask which one is which, do you?
Fitzwilliam doesn't even know we *have* a TV.
You don't have to ask which one is which, do you?
October 26, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Dane has a favourite TV show, has worked out how to completely unplug the Playstation (and the controllers) AND eject a disc from it.
Fitzwilliam doesn't even know we *have* a TV.
You don't have to ask which one is which, do you?
Fitzwilliam doesn't even know we *have* a TV.
You don't have to ask which one is which, do you?
Bobby Lee, proceeded to divide the podcast.
November 23, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Bobby Lee, proceeded to divide the podcast.
My new game concept is mirrors' edge again but you're naked and you can see your todger flail while you run and there's a meter where it's how annoyed you are about it slapping against your legs but that's negated when you have pure adrenaline.
let's work out the kinks here.
let's work out the kinks here.
November 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
My new game concept is mirrors' edge again but you're naked and you can see your todger flail while you run and there's a meter where it's how annoyed you are about it slapping against your legs but that's negated when you have pure adrenaline.
let's work out the kinks here.
let's work out the kinks here.
I spent money to annoy and brag sub-consciously and you're wrong to be annoyed and that's the essence of my being... who am I?
November 23, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I spent money to annoy and brag sub-consciously and you're wrong to be annoyed and that's the essence of my being... who am I?