Grievous "Bodily" Harmsworth
mach101010.bsky.social
Grievous "Bodily" Harmsworth
@mach101010.bsky.social
Our Sé is half Carahoula, but all he got from Paw is brown speckles on his chest patch--oh and about 80lbs of slab muscle
November 3, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Marvellous weekend. Sé's really getting the hang of working a trail, and for his efforts he got the mouthfuls of feathers he was hoping for; Sprucie and a Ruffed Grouse headed for pie-dom. 🥰🐕
September 16, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Rule 1 in home security: make stealing your shit a bigger pain in the ass than the next guy.

Damaged the lock but they didn't get in.

When installing a security door consider bracing the door frame at the deadbolt hasp to foil the basic Crowbar attacks and encourage the dipshit to move on
August 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
It's called Crabitalism and it makes us all run and smile
August 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Hell yeah.
July 31, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Another day, another Martian sunrise as we all choke on the smoke fallout.

Definitely need to build more fucking pipelines
July 11, 2025 at 1:03 PM
June 21, 2025 at 9:49 AM
If you build it they will come
June 10, 2025 at 1:39 PM
OR hear me out we just keep earfucking our Earth's atmosphere with wildfire smoke until the two are indistinguishable
May 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Nicotine stained sun casts strange orange highlights while asthmatics like me settle in for another heavy-chested day 👎
May 30, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Smoked out Cherry sunset in nigh-unbreathable air. Climate change sucks 😔
May 30, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Backyard Campfire Venison Backstrap 🤤
May 25, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I dunno I remember ratfucks saying shit like this in the 90s too. OTOH there was also this gang of skinheads called United Against Racism who used to hang around the Jewish cemeteries for the opportunity to stomp the fuck out of Nazi shitheels messing with headstones. Wasn't all bad.
May 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
May 21, 2025 at 7:44 PM
You're joking right? How do you normally find any specialty or new stores? Randomly knock on doors? JFC 🫤
May 21, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Avec plaisir
May 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I'm gutted our good buddy Horx Myxln didn't make the cut 🦀😔
May 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Lol oh yeah that strategy worked out great for Zimbabwe. If memory serves, everyone was a trillionaire within 6 months
May 20, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Bike Jam! May 18 2025
May 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I told him when we got him he was going to be my bird-dog. I guess I should have been a little more specific
May 17, 2025 at 2:07 PM
They sure are (Winnipeg, MB, 05/11/25)
May 14, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Half our fucking province is burning but nothing to see here
May 13, 2025 at 11:55 PM
May 12, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Laughing at your pitiful folding chair with scorn, I raise you Japanese Pro Wrestling
May 12, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Relevant.
May 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM