Hazel
@machetedog.bsky.social
28 | Butch Dyke | bicycle and plamo enjoyer
what’s up girl sweat nation‼️ ahh … I mean woof
November 28, 2025 at 10:23 PM
what’s up girl sweat nation‼️ ahh … I mean woof
it just isn’t fair… it should be me 😭
November 21, 2025 at 10:34 PM
it just isn’t fair… it should be me 😭
I will be honest… the sheer euphoria of wearing a knot sheath is genuinely unmatched.
I <3 being a dumb dog with a monstrous hog
I <3 being a dumb dog with a monstrous hog
November 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I will be honest… the sheer euphoria of wearing a knot sheath is genuinely unmatched.
I <3 being a dumb dog with a monstrous hog
I <3 being a dumb dog with a monstrous hog
Curren Chan themed fixed gear build in dah works… lets goooooo
November 16, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Curren Chan themed fixed gear build in dah works… lets goooooo
only bringing the necessities 👍
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
only bringing the necessities 👍
her social media addiction could easily be replaced by a glowing orb addiction.. #cutecurren #evilmachinations #bluelightaddiction
November 12, 2025 at 12:53 AM
her social media addiction could easily be replaced by a glowing orb addiction.. #cutecurren #evilmachinations #bluelightaddiction
average coconut berry redbull enjoyer has logged on
November 9, 2025 at 9:50 PM
average coconut berry redbull enjoyer has logged on
Putting the ass in Kim Passable
October 31, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Putting the ass in Kim Passable
yeah sure I’ll jack a rabbit 👍
June 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
yeah sure I’ll jack a rabbit 👍
painbridge island (yeeouch!!)
February 28, 2025 at 2:17 AM
painbridge island (yeeouch!!)
manifesting DD’s. pray for me, sisters ❤️🙏
February 23, 2025 at 9:32 PM
manifesting DD’s. pray for me, sisters ❤️🙏
albion wip: got all the red surfaces painted. still need to do some tape seam leakage and do some minor touch ups, but I’m very happy with the progress I’ve been able to make today. #gunpla #plamo #gunplawip #plamowip
February 21, 2025 at 9:44 PM
albion wip: got all the red surfaces painted. still need to do some tape seam leakage and do some minor touch ups, but I’m very happy with the progress I’ve been able to make today. #gunpla #plamo #gunplawip #plamowip
prog prescription delayed.. wolp copium arc inbound 🙃
February 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM
prog prescription delayed.. wolp copium arc inbound 🙃
my legs are cardio are shit. I fogor how difficult this is 😮💨
February 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
my legs are cardio are shit. I fogor how difficult this is 😮💨
first custom bike build done and dusted!!
February 5, 2025 at 7:25 PM
first custom bike build done and dusted!!
I took it out to get a feel for my position and to bed the pads in, and the entire time I was in the saddle it felt like the bike was wanting me to go full gas. It’s so rapid and responsive as well as comfy and composed over the shit seattle streets. spring can’t come soon enough!!
February 2, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I took it out to get a feel for my position and to bed the pads in, and the entire time I was in the saddle it felt like the bike was wanting me to go full gas. It’s so rapid and responsive as well as comfy and composed over the shit seattle streets. spring can’t come soon enough!!
motherfucker unlimited
February 1, 2025 at 6:31 PM
motherfucker unlimited
95% complete!!! the very quick shift check ride around the block was super exciting. I forgot how simple bikes can be.. and how easy well thought out internal routing. hoping to get it finished up by sometime next week.
February 1, 2025 at 7:13 AM
95% complete!!! the very quick shift check ride around the block was super exciting. I forgot how simple bikes can be.. and how easy well thought out internal routing. hoping to get it finished up by sometime next week.
build day in T minus 1 hour
January 31, 2025 at 5:54 PM
build day in T minus 1 hour
local woman finds m81 pants on sale and becomes the most fashionable dog in the city.
January 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
local woman finds m81 pants on sale and becomes the most fashionable dog in the city.