Maduro Man
@maduroman.bsky.social
Retired Forensics Specialist
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FUCK TRUMP, ELON, NAZIS, MAGAs, ICE, & FASCISTS
GenX-Dadbod-cigars-atheist-musician-bassist-AEW-ROH-NJPW-cats/furbabies-scifi & horror movies-boardgames-podcaster-YouTuber-photography-geek-goth-cancer/coma survivor-PTSD
FUCK TRUMP, ELON, NAZIS, MAGAs, ICE, & FASCISTS
Why didn’t god just kill the pharaoh?
God did.
But god is also an imperial stormtrooper.
God did.
But god is also an imperial stormtrooper.
December 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Why didn’t god just kill the pharaoh?
God did.
But god is also an imperial stormtrooper.
God did.
But god is also an imperial stormtrooper.
Oh, I’m more than chuckling. And I’m not sorry.
December 2, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Oh, I’m more than chuckling. And I’m not sorry.
I miss Wizards Unite. It was a far superior game. The only thing I do on Pokémon Go is capture those things walking around me.
(insert jerking off hand motion)
(insert jerking off hand motion)
December 2, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I miss Wizards Unite. It was a far superior game. The only thing I do on Pokémon Go is capture those things walking around me.
(insert jerking off hand motion)
(insert jerking off hand motion)
“I had jello today!”
November 30, 2025 at 5:32 AM
“I had jello today!”
They can find my sympathy in the dictionary between shit and syphilis.
November 30, 2025 at 5:31 AM
They can find my sympathy in the dictionary between shit and syphilis.