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magedowser.bsky.social
Court Mage Bishop Dowser
@magedowser.bsky.social
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I hate magic. I hate magic. I hate magic.
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Court Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.bsky.social · Nov 18
WAH 🌌 WIZARDS ONLY 🌌 THAT'S "COURT MAGE DOWSER" TO YOU 🌌 LET ME SHARE YOUR MIND 🌌 DRAGONBAIT??? 🌌 UNDERMINE THE WILL OF THE STARS 🌌 BECOME GOD OR DIE TRYING 🌌 WHERE'S THE LORE 🌌 ISN'T THIS GUY IN A CULT OR SOMETHING 🌌 SURPRISINGLY EMOTIONALLY STABLE 🌌 FUCK RATTLESNAKES

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a dashing portrayal of the prestigious and highly-regarded court mage bishop dowser using highly illicit mind control magic in an attempt to force you to follow this profile and promote all of its content
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Court Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.bsky.social · 55m
Every sentiment you publish is THE SAME SENTIMENT
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Court Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.bsky.social · 1h
you will NOT
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Court Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.bsky.social · 1h
he’s going to KILL US
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Court Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.bsky.social · 1d
exclusively me and no one else
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Court Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.bsky.social · 1d
I don’t know what a “sona” is but it sounds like something no one has any business kissing.
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Court Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.bsky.social · 1d
This Is What Must Be Done
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Court Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.bsky.social · 1d
IN NO WORLD!!!
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🎃SpookyPal👻 @palprime.bsky.social · 1d
Looks like Bishop and Cyrus found a village to test their skills on!
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Court Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.bsky.social · 1d
Rewrite as a haiku
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Court Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.bsky.social · 1d
wonderful beast, hero to us all............
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Raz @razigator.bsky.social · 1d
headbust for yours truly (yours truly means im speaking about myself right ?idk i heard it in a movie once)
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Court Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.bsky.social · 1d
Wicked beast
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Court Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.bsky.social · 1d
your face when i find out if it's blood or ink
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Court Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.bsky.social · 1d
don't blink
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Court Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.bsky.social · 1d
one day you will know wrath like none before you
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Court Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.bsky.social · 1d
here’s hoping they get just involved enough to smite HIM AND ONLY HIM
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Court Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.bsky.social · 1d
YOU WILL REFER TO HIM AS COURT MAGE NORWOOD, FOR THE ICE UPON WHICH YOU STRIDE IS THIN ENOUGH ALREADY FOR A CREATURE HALF YOUR SIZE

even if his not being discharged and exiled is an embarrassment to king and country
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Court Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.bsky.social · 1d
I hope we accidentally summon a hideous beast from the earth and it kills us all
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Court Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.bsky.social · 1d
no one MENTIONED YOU????
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Court Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.bsky.social · 1d
I spoke nothing of any bears
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Court Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.bsky.social · 1d
ritual in the catacombs tonight, will let you know when court mage norwood fucks it up for the whole casting circle
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Court Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.bsky.social · 1d
My eyes keep bleeding but I can’t stop learning
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Court Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.bsky.social · 1d
I feel like I’m reading a different language. These words transcend me entirely.
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Court Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.bsky.social · 1d
This kind of sentence gives me the impression that you come from a world where magic doesn’t even exist.
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Court Mage Bishop Dowser @magedowser.bsky.social · 1d
I’ll win
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