Dan, are you aware of the Western PA signal that it’s Christmas time? youtu.be/-W2IP-BTu30?...

This ad has been running for seemingly my entire life and I’m in my 40s

This song comes off as Angus trying to write like Bon Scott. He's trying for "naughty, yet charming" ala "Big Balls," but just can't quite pull it off.

you train one too many girls to be an unthinking unstoppable ace pilot that seeks nothing but shooting down your opponents and apparently it becomes really hard to maintain a healthy polycule

Showhound, Chapter 2: General Rhadama

"Tonight, Tonight, Tonight" by Genesis

"Please get me out of here
Just someone get me out of here
Just help me, I'll do anything, anything
If you just help
Get me out of here"
youtu.be/E3xbLcTj_bs?...

Showhound, Chapter 2: The Party

"You Miss the Point Completely, I Get the Point Exactly" by Harvey Danger

"One awkward conversation
Can ruin my whole day
In the company of strangers
With some vulgar shit to say."
youtu.be/mK47lCpwwpU?...

youtu.be/O6IIqJP4dRU?...

...So no mechsploitation, then?

I saw Andrew WK on a co-headlining gig with Flogging Molly in November 2002. Worst set I have ever seen. Dude took himself WAY too seriously. Then came the intro for "New York City:"

"This is a song for people who are dead. Because they're not living... Anymore."

George Martinez! You're alive!

Don't get the reference? That's fine. Come back in fifteen minutes.

Oh- Just one more thing, I couldn't help but notice that you had the strangest book on your nightstand...

We need to be more like @popeguilty.bsky.social and Bestie #2 Miriam: keep our devices until they start falling apart. Only then do we upgrade... Reluctantly.

"You arguing with me, boy? Don't test me. I'll beat your ass right here." - The elected sheriff of Hall County, Georgia.

"Super speeding" at the time involved going 15 miles over the limit. (They have since changed it.) The sheriff hid the adjusted speed limit - 15 mph drop - sign behind a construction sign. So I got nailed for both super speeding and speeding through a construction zone.

Georgia license plates have your county of origin on them, unless you're Christian. (You can get "In God we trust.") Makes profiling a breeze.

My ex and I were pulled over for super speeding in a fake construction zone across county lines. When I argued, the county sheriff threatened to beat us.

Atlanta is one of my hometowns. They've always done shit like this. I have stories.