common magpie 🐦
@maggiew.bsky.social
big time enthusiasm ❤️🔥
they/them
they/them
Overslept, hustled to catch my bus, didn’t stop to give enough pets, got screamed at and frankly it was well deserved
July 12, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Overslept, hustled to catch my bus, didn’t stop to give enough pets, got screamed at and frankly it was well deserved
Aforementioned Zinneas. Also CUKES COMING IN HOT
I fear there may be lead in my soil. Do I get it tested or do I just vibe
I fear there may be lead in my soil. Do I get it tested or do I just vibe
June 30, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Aforementioned Zinneas. Also CUKES COMING IN HOT
I fear there may be lead in my soil. Do I get it tested or do I just vibe
I fear there may be lead in my soil. Do I get it tested or do I just vibe
Got a new coffee table with a glass top and drawers instead of our heavy wooden lift top bc disabled babes love an environmental adjustment 😌 Cats just left their initial reviews:
May 23, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Got a new coffee table with a glass top and drawers instead of our heavy wooden lift top bc disabled babes love an environmental adjustment 😌 Cats just left their initial reviews:
Should I make this my LinkedIn profile pic
March 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Should I make this my LinkedIn profile pic
Tony wants to remind you that shutting the fuck up is absolutely free and an available option to you at any moment
March 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Tony wants to remind you that shutting the fuck up is absolutely free and an available option to you at any moment
cats of harm reduction
March 6, 2025 at 1:11 PM
cats of harm reduction
b4b (babes for birds) @kelsmastersupreme.bsky.social
February 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
b4b (babes for birds) @kelsmastersupreme.bsky.social
I love my country philadelphia
February 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I love my country philadelphia
Pudendal neuralgia means my home is full of donut cushions… which means optimal blanket nests for little cats 😻
Also peep @deanspade.bsky.social new book, it’s amazing so far, highly recommend
Also peep @deanspade.bsky.social new book, it’s amazing so far, highly recommend
February 7, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Pudendal neuralgia means my home is full of donut cushions… which means optimal blanket nests for little cats 😻
Also peep @deanspade.bsky.social new book, it’s amazing so far, highly recommend
Also peep @deanspade.bsky.social new book, it’s amazing so far, highly recommend
“chronic pain and illness can impact relationships” yeah for one thing the cuddling time grows exponentially
February 3, 2025 at 8:17 PM
“chronic pain and illness can impact relationships” yeah for one thing the cuddling time grows exponentially
Taking a snooze cruise
January 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Taking a snooze cruise
Birds by a million
January 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Birds by a million
God I love this city
January 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
God I love this city
It’s my birthday!!!! I just want the Birds 🦅 to win this game and a handful of good, crunchy (but not too tart) blueberries
January 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
It’s my birthday!!!! I just want the Birds 🦅 to win this game and a handful of good, crunchy (but not too tart) blueberries
How about you show some empathy, he’s just devastatingly tired from trotting around with his stuffed chipmunk in his mouth and licking his butthole on my wife’s pillow. You wouldn’t understand
December 2, 2024 at 10:19 PM
How about you show some empathy, he’s just devastatingly tired from trotting around with his stuffed chipmunk in his mouth and licking his butthole on my wife’s pillow. You wouldn’t understand
Read a bunch of news articles and updates on my lunch break and then it felt like maybe the sky was going to fall in so I am gonna count down till I can go home n kiss these flat heads (also keep hope and be an active participant in building a world we want to see but… cats)
September 5, 2023 at 4:46 PM
Read a bunch of news articles and updates on my lunch break and then it felt like maybe the sky was going to fall in so I am gonna count down till I can go home n kiss these flat heads (also keep hope and be an active participant in building a world we want to see but… cats)
Upon seeing this and a picture of her own grandchild (my wife) that I posted at the same time, my grandma-in-law and love of my life Joan only commented on this one with “oh I just love it”
August 25, 2023 at 7:53 PM
Upon seeing this and a picture of her own grandchild (my wife) that I posted at the same time, my grandma-in-law and love of my life Joan only commented on this one with “oh I just love it”
Also this guy is so timid and never has let me touch him in the past 2 years and today I did chin scratches AND brushed him and now we’re getting married @severedlimb.bsky.social @kelsmastersupreme.bsky.social
August 19, 2023 at 12:28 AM
Also this guy is so timid and never has let me touch him in the past 2 years and today I did chin scratches AND brushed him and now we’re getting married @severedlimb.bsky.social @kelsmastersupreme.bsky.social
Cat sitting for my pals @kelsmastersupreme.bsky.social @severedlimb.bsky.social and can we all plz acknowledge how SATISFYING this stretch looks
August 19, 2023 at 12:27 AM
Cat sitting for my pals @kelsmastersupreme.bsky.social @severedlimb.bsky.social and can we all plz acknowledge how SATISFYING this stretch looks
My 3yo nephew is meeting my cats for the first time today. Unfortunately this is the face of a killer
July 30, 2023 at 2:24 PM
My 3yo nephew is meeting my cats for the first time today. Unfortunately this is the face of a killer