Der Freischütz
@magicalbullet.bsky.social
"Just as the Devil said, the bullets will puncture anything you please. Forever."
//Project Moon parody account, not affiliated with PM
//Project Moon parody account, not affiliated with PM
Indeed. If you offer me a payment, I shall fire this gun at anyone you desire.
And it will never miss, my magical bullets always hit their targets.
And it will never miss, my magical bullets always hit their targets.
July 23, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Indeed. If you offer me a payment, I shall fire this gun at anyone you desire.
And it will never miss, my magical bullets always hit their targets.
And it will never miss, my magical bullets always hit their targets.
Already have, and I will, depending if I am paid or not.
Whoever pays me decides where my bullet shall land.
Whoever pays me decides where my bullet shall land.
July 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Already have, and I will, depending if I am paid or not.
Whoever pays me decides where my bullet shall land.
Whoever pays me decides where my bullet shall land.
Attach wheels to it and do a kick flip.
July 23, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Attach wheels to it and do a kick flip.
You're incriminating yourself by doing this.
July 17, 2025 at 6:13 PM
You're incriminating yourself by doing this.
Why is this embarrassing?
July 17, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Why is this embarrassing?
Water found in ocean. Of course she's cool. She's Red.
July 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Water found in ocean. Of course she's cool. She's Red.
...keep the marshmallows off my gun and give me half and I won't shoot you.
July 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
...keep the marshmallows off my gun and give me half and I won't shoot you.
Good idea. Don't fight the skeletons, it *does not* end well.
July 16, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Good idea. Don't fight the skeletons, it *does not* end well.
That's the point.
July 16, 2025 at 9:49 AM
That's the point.
I'm not a glorified stove.
July 16, 2025 at 9:45 AM
I'm not a glorified stove.
Understood.
[He readies his rifle, runes appearing from it, and he fires.]
Now, my payment. Hand it over.
[He readies his rifle, runes appearing from it, and he fires.]
Now, my payment. Hand it over.
July 16, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Understood.
[He readies his rifle, runes appearing from it, and he fires.]
Now, my payment. Hand it over.
[He readies his rifle, runes appearing from it, and he fires.]
Now, my payment. Hand it over.
One time, an agent tried to roast a rotisserie chicken using my head. I promptly shot them but it did make me mildly curious...
July 16, 2025 at 12:49 AM
One time, an agent tried to roast a rotisserie chicken using my head. I promptly shot them but it did make me mildly curious...