magi processioner
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in perpetual procession, has a cool cat
When Black Friday comes
I'm gonna dig myself a hole
Gonna lay down in it
'Til I satisfy my soul
Gonna let the world pass by me
The Archbishop's gonna sanctify me
And if he don't come across
I'm gonna let it roll
When Black Friday comes
I'm gonna stake my claim
I'll guess I'll change my name
I'm gonna dig myself a hole
Gonna lay down in it
'Til I satisfy my soul
Gonna let the world pass by me
The Archbishop's gonna sanctify me
And if he don't come across
I'm gonna let it roll
When Black Friday comes
I'm gonna stake my claim
I'll guess I'll change my name
November 28, 2025 at 12:43 PM
When Black Friday comes
I'm gonna dig myself a hole
Gonna lay down in it
'Til I satisfy my soul
Gonna let the world pass by me
The Archbishop's gonna sanctify me
And if he don't come across
I'm gonna let it roll
When Black Friday comes
I'm gonna stake my claim
I'll guess I'll change my name
I'm gonna dig myself a hole
Gonna lay down in it
'Til I satisfy my soul
Gonna let the world pass by me
The Archbishop's gonna sanctify me
And if he don't come across
I'm gonna let it roll
When Black Friday comes
I'm gonna stake my claim
I'll guess I'll change my name
BREAKING: home cooked meal healthy, experts say
November 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
BREAKING: home cooked meal healthy, experts say
Have you been looking for the most tedious, least substantive angle on trump’s war against American universities? The New York Times has you covered:
November 24, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Have you been looking for the most tedious, least substantive angle on trump’s war against American universities? The New York Times has you covered:
Don’t it make you want to rock and roll
All night long
Mohammed’s Radio
I heard somebody singing sweet and soulful
On the radio, Mohammed’s Radio
All night long
Mohammed’s Radio
I heard somebody singing sweet and soulful
On the radio, Mohammed’s Radio
November 23, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Don’t it make you want to rock and roll
All night long
Mohammed’s Radio
I heard somebody singing sweet and soulful
On the radio, Mohammed’s Radio
All night long
Mohammed’s Radio
I heard somebody singing sweet and soulful
On the radio, Mohammed’s Radio
What would we do without the NYT?
November 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
What would we do without the NYT?
[the editor of vanity fair]: Liv Nuzzi, the Anthony Weiner campaign intern?
November 22, 2025 at 3:10 AM
[the editor of vanity fair]: Liv Nuzzi, the Anthony Weiner campaign intern?
Spot on. Part of what made 2024 so maddening was the media doing everything it could to pretend that trump would not govern as an extremist despite all evidence to the contrary, and then justifying trump’s radical agenda by saying Americans knew what they were voting for.
November 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Spot on. Part of what made 2024 so maddening was the media doing everything it could to pretend that trump would not govern as an extremist despite all evidence to the contrary, and then justifying trump’s radical agenda by saying Americans knew what they were voting for.
I know he’s already listed his top four favorite films, but we need Pop Leo to name his favorite giallo movies. Has the Pope seen Dario Argento’s Demons (1985)?
November 16, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I know he’s already listed his top four favorite films, but we need Pop Leo to name his favorite giallo movies. Has the Pope seen Dario Argento’s Demons (1985)?
I don’t disagree with this point in principle, but this tweet is *still* up
November 13, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I don’t disagree with this point in principle, but this tweet is *still* up
It took Chris Hayes three posts to get to “people were obsequious to Epstein because he was wealthy”
November 13, 2025 at 1:28 PM
It took Chris Hayes three posts to get to “people were obsequious to Epstein because he was wealthy”
Democrats can’t open investigations because they don’t control the house or senate. The only reason they had these emails in the first place is that republicans were too stupid to realize that investigating Epstein would implicate trump (lol).
November 12, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Democrats can’t open investigations because they don’t control the house or senate. The only reason they had these emails in the first place is that republicans were too stupid to realize that investigating Epstein would implicate trump (lol).
This email was released by House Democrats.
November 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
This email was released by House Democrats.
Checking in on the how the economic realignment within the parties is going
November 10, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Checking in on the how the economic realignment within the parties is going
It’s no wonder Bush’s second term ended in disaster given this brain drain.
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
It’s no wonder Bush’s second term ended in disaster given this brain drain.
I revisited Ed Moloney’s criticism of Say Nothing (authoritative, exacting, personal for better and worse) after seeing his obituary, and you have to admire someone who was this passionate about the Chicago manual of style:
November 8, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I revisited Ed Moloney’s criticism of Say Nothing (authoritative, exacting, personal for better and worse) after seeing his obituary, and you have to admire someone who was this passionate about the Chicago manual of style:
Uh, this sure is an interesting ad (timing purely coincidental)
November 8, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Uh, this sure is an interesting ad (timing purely coincidental)
Last night’s resounding Democratic victories (not to mention all the protests that have happened since trump took office) give me hope that a significant portion of the American electorate has not (yet) permanently lost its mind.
November 5, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Last night’s resounding Democratic victories (not to mention all the protests that have happened since trump took office) give me hope that a significant portion of the American electorate has not (yet) permanently lost its mind.
This is incredibly funny for multiple reasons, but we need someone to tell John Podhoretz about “mommy milky” because he’s really leaving a lot of meat on the bone in those deleted tweets about Sean Davis.
November 4, 2025 at 1:56 PM
This is incredibly funny for multiple reasons, but we need someone to tell John Podhoretz about “mommy milky” because he’s really leaving a lot of meat on the bone in those deleted tweets about Sean Davis.
You can take this post from a lot of angles, but he appears to have forgotten that a once-in-generation pandemic had significant effects on the global economy, one of which was increased inflation rates on pretty much every economy throughout the world.
November 3, 2025 at 1:37 PM
You can take this post from a lot of angles, but he appears to have forgotten that a once-in-generation pandemic had significant effects on the global economy, one of which was increased inflation rates on pretty much every economy throughout the world.
Just noticed that this article was written by Jeremy Peters lmao
October 30, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Just noticed that this article was written by Jeremy Peters lmao
It’s funny that the NYT’s latest “voters weigh in on X” feature includes a guy with the stereotypical conservative behind-the-wheel-in-sunglasses selfie who says exactly what you expect him to say.
October 27, 2025 at 12:18 PM
It’s funny that the NYT’s latest “voters weigh in on X” feature includes a guy with the stereotypical conservative behind-the-wheel-in-sunglasses selfie who says exactly what you expect him to say.
Remember when morons pretended to believe that trump represented some kind of repudiation of the war on terror? Well, anyway, now he’s using the military to murder random Venezuelan and Colombian fishermen.
October 24, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Remember when morons pretended to believe that trump represented some kind of repudiation of the war on terror? Well, anyway, now he’s using the military to murder random Venezuelan and Colombian fishermen.
Malala’s Nobel didn’t result in long-term gender equality in Pakistan and Lech Walesa’s win may or may not have contributed to the fall of communism. Also, Aung San Suu Kyi facilitated a genocide. Lots of criticism to go around.
October 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Malala’s Nobel didn’t result in long-term gender equality in Pakistan and Lech Walesa’s win may or may not have contributed to the fall of communism. Also, Aung San Suu Kyi facilitated a genocide. Lots of criticism to go around.
It’s like they didn’t even try smh
October 11, 2025 at 2:18 PM
It’s like they didn’t even try smh